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I mean, it's one shopping cart, Big Lots. What could it cost? Two managers their jobs? fark.com/go/12841174 fark.com/12841174
Naked man on drugs at 9:30 in the morning, running past the police station. Better catch him before he... nope, he's in the canal fark.com/go/12841020 fark.com/12841020
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Cats are cats are cats [video] fark.com/12840450
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Missouri fisherman cast his reel into a TARDIS, and caught a 4-foot prehistoric fish fark.com/go/12840690 fark.com/12840690
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QAnon mom convicted for lying about someone trying to kidnap her kids to draw attention to worldwide problem of fictional kidnappings of children. She tried to pin the fake kidnapping on a Hispanic couple fark.com/go/12839890 fark.com/12839890
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40 years ago today, Cubs manager Lee Elia WENT OFF in the best interview you'll ever hear (Not safe for work language, obviously) fark.com/go/12840032 fark.com/12840032
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Sweden launches research rocket, accidentally hits Norway reuters.com/world/europe/s… Reads like a @fark post title
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I would totally pay to see this movie.
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