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can't spell pussy without USPS
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@_johnnymaga What do you weigh, 73 pounds? A 7th Grader can carry 8 pizzas. Also Biden could kick your teeth out the back of your head, scumbag
the people that follow the diet of that tech guy who injects his son's blood to live longer have a cool subreddit
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Garth Brooks announces new album available only in CD box sets at Bass Pro Shops stereogum.com/2240407/garth-…
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I'm ready for hoodies, bonfires, cuddling, and the beautiful colors of fall.
PHoto album of the people who will tell you 'the internet used to be cool' : flickr.com/photos/tags/xk…
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@traegersupport @TraegerGrills why is this a thing and when will you rectify this issue?? Very frustrating.
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Just discovered the band Silver Jews. Fantastic songs! RIP David Berman.
Don Hughes @getfiscal
81K Followers 2K Following Economist • Autodidact • Podcast @youcantwinpod • Mentions set to mutuals only (sorry, email me if necessary).
John ''WxTTBxTT'' V. .. @johnvvariety
12K Followers 998 Following IG JOHNVVARIETY / LOVELY BEASTS/ JOHN V. VARIETY HOUR/IRASCIBLES (RED WIDOW R.I.P) / LOVELY BEASTS - SEA PSALM + VARIETY & WIDOW 12" OUT NOW on bandcamp/stream
''Steve'' @extranapkins
25K Followers 765 Following Unapologetically Me👑 VP of Marketing - Bold & Opinionated! Music Maven 🎶 Sports Enthusiast 🏈 Lover of food 🍗 Cocktail Connoisseu https://t.co/Y8Y4cSlZ4u
paraone @paraone
2K Followers 951 Following Having fun on the internet. Caver. Lover. Friend maker. Dog liker. Pond haver. Lunch eater. Gun shooter. Nazi hater. TTRPG veteran. Role dise 2 go.
forgot to wear a belt.. @TwistyOnline
3K Followers 797 Following Like and subscribe for weekly FDA and food content. Also my ass stinck 日本語OK 韓国語禁止
my wheelhouse @mywheelhouseftw
3K Followers 624 Following i'm all about the swishy • FYAD • Inventor of the Five Nights At Freddy Got Fingered Challenge • av/header by @scrub_lover
Dog Belly's Wine @Tetradugenikid
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マクロス instain .. @instain_mother
1K Followers 1K Following obscure ex-fyad. its maximum joy for the men they employ to hold you down
dendy crew @dendycrew
3K Followers 770 Following music producer and 🐘. i went on the computer today. ½ of hell orbs. 日本語OK! 🎹: SEVEN's CODE, RH, RAVON, Lanota 📧 [email protected]
Mr. Congratulations H.. @wash_cloth
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:) @hehefunnys
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Vamsi75 @Vamsi751219
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79 Followers 120 Following Tenured Professor of Englsih at University of Toronto. Author of The Comma Dilemma MacLean's professor of the year, 2007
Beverly @jansen54beverly
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Bun Bun @delahunzo
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LIMA SHORMA @LimaShorma
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scrow funk @scrowfunk
218 Followers 244 Following
Gatorade Frost/Powera.. @odark3ty
44 Followers 158 Following the best thing about me is I brush my dog’s teeth three times a week
Anna @RussianTeaRoom
190 Followers 435 Following “It's cold & foggy, but cosy. Olga’s sitting idly & digging in her nose. She’s a "swine". I’m in a great hurry to write as Rasputin is coming soon.”
Dr Graham Shatcock @OpinionsHaver
362 Followers 1K Following Agreeable Centrist. Love a pint of IPA, sensible discussion, sensible policies and tough decisions
Fatty Taboo @FattyTaboo
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Shera Pajovic @SheraVic
26 Followers 58 Following Trying to practice my English and appreciate art! I am very private in-person, but still like to connect!😘😘😘
Wex @wexwexler
43 Followers 617 Following
toot in your goof @weakling2
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andrew @fkshyn
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CONCERNEDPatriot @CONCERNEDCZN024
55 Followers 107 Following Here, to help our country to move forward in altruism. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 I am 100% against out of context headlines.
Victoria Juliet @Victori05831911
22 Followers 112 Following
Guy Fointaine @grevlek
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Mr. Chrisp @IShotGuyDebord
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TheRamenDon @TheRamenDon
440 Followers 3K Following Hi my name's Dom - He/Him I wish I lived in the video game Oblivion instead More thoughts at @gadgetsnghosts 🧡 @Poesby 💜
house of silence @postersregret
186 Followers 628 Following house of silence is the most respected comedian in the country. And the only thing he loves more than making people laugh is his family and the outdoors.
dog @shiatza
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Joshua Rodriguez @JoshuaR30637718
21 Followers 92 Following
Tiffany Patterson @Tiffany77632531
29 Followers 514 Following
bhlaab @bhlaab
115 Followers 68 Following STEM warrior / Family Man. Had to switch to a backup account to keep anti-tech zealots off my back, i apologize
Tommy Two Fingers @yiorgo
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pop @alexnevsk
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RAB @RussianAnimeBot
440 Followers 4K Following 🤤gang, embracing the mystery😈, idiot online, loli historian suffering in Anime Hell
JARD @ButtTurdsley
8 Followers 80 Following dumbass here with my bird, no i dont kiss it, no i dont try to have sex or eat his poop. i am totally normal and im going to miss the little bastard soon when m
mftonttu @mftonttu
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Syphilicious! @Syphilicious_
92 Followers 259 Following Entrepreneur. Policy wonk. Thought leader. Visionary.
Don Hughes @getfiscal
81K Followers 2K Following Economist • Autodidact • Podcast @youcantwinpod • Mentions set to mutuals only (sorry, email me if necessary).
John ''WxTTBxTT'' V. .. @johnvvariety
12K Followers 998 Following IG JOHNVVARIETY / LOVELY BEASTS/ JOHN V. VARIETY HOUR/IRASCIBLES (RED WIDOW R.I.P) / LOVELY BEASTS - SEA PSALM + VARIETY & WIDOW 12" OUT NOW on bandcamp/stream
''Steve'' @extranapkins
25K Followers 765 Following Unapologetically Me👑 VP of Marketing - Bold & Opinionated! Music Maven 🎶 Sports Enthusiast 🏈 Lover of food 🍗 Cocktail Connoisseu https://t.co/Y8Y4cSlZ4u
paraone @paraone
2K Followers 951 Following Having fun on the internet. Caver. Lover. Friend maker. Dog liker. Pond haver. Lunch eater. Gun shooter. Nazi hater. TTRPG veteran. Role dise 2 go.
forgot to wear a belt.. @TwistyOnline
3K Followers 797 Following Like and subscribe for weekly FDA and food content. Also my ass stinck 日本語OK 韓国語禁止
Dog Belly's Wine @Tetradugenikid
2K Followers 964 Following Pre timed investments for cavern owners and racetrack entrepreneurs The Young Racegoer🦌 Aka Mr. Winnings Slip 🦌 Leo
twitch.tv/Limmy @DaftLimmy
563K Followers 67 Following LIVE Mon-Fri 09:30-13:30: https://t.co/VIuzqxS8ft | Insta: brianlimond
Alex Nichols @Lowenaffchen
51K Followers 2K Following the dwarfing and leveling of the european man @WFYMradio @FortuneKit00
Mr. Congratulations H.. @wash_cloth
2K Followers 449 Following gigantic light, river episode, pain hero, rough housing, no truth to "over 170" age rumors, founded anti-Canadian hate group ''Knights of Rose McGowan''
:) @hehefunnys
3K Followers 381 Following Tired, lazy and don't want to do anything! Unmotivated look, Mochi neko with fluffy feeling. No enthusiasm in the face, flabby tummy and a hunched back.
Black Cat @BlackCatDC
33K Followers 1K Following Black Cat is a live music venue committed to bringing you the best in local, national, and international independent and alternative music.
Ulysses80 @Ulyssesin80
2K Followers 325 Following A bookclub for anybody interested in reading (rereading, dipping in & out of...) Ulysses in 80 days - starting June 1st 2024.
John Hinckley @JohnHinckley20
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Royce du Pont @royce_dupont
22K Followers 17 Following The Uncancellable Man®, Father of the DUPONT Approach, Author of “The Man At The Helm,” Wielder of the Zeitgeist
hay man @hay__man
395 Followers 547 Following don't let me catch you laughing when the jukebox cries
joolsd @joolsd
6K Followers 3K Following Remember, If Your Death Is Written In The Depths Of Ocean, You Will Rent A Submarine To Reach There On Time
Regional American Foo.. @RegionalUSFood
174K Followers 3 Following Shining a light on regional dishes from around the US since 2021 — featured in @Salon, @SFExaminer, @AtlasObscura, and more. Curated by @bromf3. Submit via DM
Haus of Decline @hausofdecline
189K Followers 1K Following Hank of Decline Podcast & Comics - https://t.co/kAfnFnh7AX Patreon - https://t.co/Awbuy7xogD
Alice in Wonderland &.. @Alice_LBL
388 Followers 48 Following Lewis Carroll’s “Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland” and “Through the Looking-Glass” in tweets line by line. #LewisCarroll #Alice #AliceInWonderland #Tweets_LBL
Random Restaurant @_restaurant_bot
74K Followers 4 Following googling PLACE_NAME restaurant, by @on3ness faq/source code: https://t.co/jhspGqb8oQ
Theater Bootleg Archi.. @OutOfContextTRB
58K Followers 112 Following Welcome to the wacky world of theater bootlegs! Documenting all of them from early to recent day. Runners: MrLunch5, RigbyGender & many others!
gumby screens @GumbyScreens
44K Followers 17 Following Unofficially posting images of Gumby every hour. Images are chosen at random and may contain insensitive depictions. Episode title and frame # are in alt txt
John Swartzwelder @JJSwartzwelder
21K Followers 55 Following Comedy writer (Simpsons, SNL), home run hitter (Safeco Field, Cheney Stadium), novelist (all your favorites), and shameless book promoter.
Tech Product Bangers @techprodbangers
69K Followers 29 Following An account that posted bangers from consumer technology products, such as ringtones, BGM and synth demos. Formerly known as Ringtone Bangers + More.
Video Game Advisor @VGAdvisor
135K Followers 0 Following Sage advice from the world's most trusted source: video games. Stay awhile and listen. | Video game nonsense that isn't advice now appears at @FakeEnormous
tim rogers @108
67K Followers 779 Following #TRUCKHECK & #VIDEOBALL & youtube @actionbutton business inquiries: [email protected]
将軍かわいいBOT.. @88alice
1K Followers 344 Following フォーオナーの将軍が大好きな人。毎晩将軍と一緒です #そーぐんはかわいい しゅごしょーリバなし 原神は水っぽいキャラが好きです。アイコンは @tkwkei さんに描いてもらいました。 DOOM/ForHonor/原神/HSP
low poly animals @lowpolyanimals
266K Followers 1 Following if its not hexagonal, i dont wanna see it. please send creatures.
nonstandard mcdonald'.. @nonstandardmcd
148K Followers 5 Following preserving the only architectural heritage of the western world. tweets not endorsements.
ICE T @FINALLEVEL
1.9M Followers 2K Following ‘FOR MATURE AUDIENCES’ ICE T Leader of BODYCOUNT & The FINAL LEVEL TWITTER GANG.#FLTG Author,MC & Actor @ICET on Instagram Oh yeah..I got a couple a GRAMMYS 💎
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Memeternet Explorer @MemeExplore
81K Followers 1 Following Bot that posts the most popular videos, but 7 years later. Created by @jejkobbb
Matt Bruenig @MattBruenig
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Adam Johnson @adamjohnsonCHI
159K Followers 2K Following co-host @citationspod, writer at https://t.co/pKhO6hyJ5M
GeoCities GIF Bot @geocitiesgifbot
28K Followers 1 Following Web history, one GIF at a time. Written by @robmanuel, powered by https://t.co/GK4wWCqQaG Support the Internet Archive!
Gigante. Picante. Imp.. @Lucy32121421
20 Followers 66 Following
Calvin and Hobbes Fan.. @Calvinn_Hobbes
738K Followers 53 Following Posting all the greatest from the famous Calvin & Hobbes comics by Bill Watterson. Not affiliated with Calvin & Hobbes Contact: [email protected]
Nancy @SluggoIsLit
36K Followers 4 Following This account is not associated with Nancy, Olivia Jaimes, or GoComics.
Nirvanna The Band The.. @NirvannaTheBand
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Early Devo is some of the best rock music of all time because it's a 100% realistic simulation of being a 70s father with weird nerdy sons and you keep hearing them clanging and squawking around the garage all day about dildos and degenerate robots. Keep it down ya crazy kids
jonathan richman voice: 🎵I was respectful in the Lesbian bar uhhuh, uhuh / I fostered a safe space in the Lesbian bar uhuh, uhuh
Thinking about throwing that old CRT TV in the dumpster? Not so fast - these things are of huge value to the Smash Bros Melee community! Be sure to break the screen first
Been meaning to make this video for a while... was finally able to with the help of @tonyzaret :
(smokes weed every day , sleeps extremely poorly. never gets whatever REM is, too lazy to keep journal by bed) Why the fuck can’t I remember my dreams and use them to make famous art like Devon Lynch?????
my friends and all our dads listening to the laser tag employee give the instructions:
@johnvvariety The other shit is just nepotism... Fuck parental. (reymon13)
I have two personal computers Nicest Inspiron you will ever use And... TWISTED FUCKING ALIENWARE
@lilmunch_kin It's crazy to think he wasn't given Grammy awards and a Medal of Honor for his artistic accomplishments and triumph over bodily adversity.
@SmardestGuyEver Former Navy SEAL Breaks Down 10 Covert Dick Jacking Techniques | Operators React
“Four thousand two hundred and seven, that’s the exact number,” the King said, referring to his book.
@figtreeyou Red skeleton skateboard guy... I knew i'd find you out here... slayin the devil still... (sorry this was meant to just be a fedsmoker post, i forget fyad usernames all the time and you are sacred)
"damn that's a lot of papusas"
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