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You’re supposed to wait until the actual charges are filed and the specific allegations are laid out before calling it “an outrageous abuse of power.” Complaining now just reminds everyone that you don’t give a shit about the facts, you’re just going to kiss his ass anyway.
You’re supposed to wait until the actual charges are filed and the specific allegations are laid out before calling it “an outrageous abuse of power.” Complaining now just reminds everyone that you don’t give a shit about the facts, you’re just going to kiss his ass anyway.
that’s me in the corner that’s me in the spotlight smoking with my chicken
Right now I am here in Kahramanmaras with our new friends at Kys Catering together with our old partners from Afghanistan, Instant Aid. @instantaid We are sending more trucks of food and will support until nobody needs help anymore. @WCKitchen #ChefsForTurkiye
In Iskenderun delivering hot meals, Turkish apples, yogurt, fresh bread and food items to families who sleep in tents or in their cars. Families from around the city gather at night, in the cold, for safety and community. We activated two restaurants! @WCKitchen #ChefsForTuerkiye
Mike Lee called Pres Biden a liar when the President said that some Republicans wanted to get rid of Social Security. Here’s Mike Lee calling to get rid of Social Security:
When Dr. King visited LA in ‘61, the only elected official who met him at the airport was my dad. Afterwards, the two drove around the neighborhoods my dad represented on the Board & discussed race relations & the future. My dad never forgot that day & we will never forget MLK.
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holy shit was every category either STAR WARS or SKIN RASHES?
Colin Farrell is the result of a decades-long propaganda campaign from Failte Ireland to make the world think Irish men are sexy and thoughtful rather than the weird, gnarled Celtic goblins we truly are.
Just saw @VancityReynolds on the X Files. His funeral was very well attended.
Pass it on. #VoteBlue
Parents, please check your kids' candy this Halloween! Just found a magnitude 9 Cascadia megathrust earthquake causing a massive tsunami inside this fun size Snickers bar.
Damn guuuurl, is your ass declassified? 'Cause I was just thinkin' about it.
This can’t possibly be FDA approved
One time my gynecologist was like “you need to pee” and I was like “no I’m good” and he was like “I have a camera inside you and I can see that you need to pee” and it turns out he was right so that definitely feels like a step backwards for feminism
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I've been watching, with increasing anxiety, our neighbor's efforts to build a deck. Today, he asked to borrow a level.
“If you use any of that, I’ll murder you.” It’s hard to know if this on-camera threat to Danish filmmaker Christoffer Guldbrandsen – delivered by the Trump-boosting, cigar-chomping manipulator extraordinaire Stone – is in jest or not. miff.com.au/program/film/a…
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Start packing up, people.
Elon Musk says the ability to block people on X/Twitter will soon be removed
@KevinMKruse He’s upset that a movie about a living Barbie doll is not…factually correct? 😂
@KevinMKruse I'm concerned that he thinks a group of men led by Will Ferrell as they run around in a Scooby Doo-style chase scene (in a building where a GHOST has an office, apparently) is meant to accurately portray the real-life Mattel board as if this was a real-time documentary.
@KevinMKruse Bill Maher 🤮
@KevinMKruse Bill Maher is upset that Barbie isn't a documentary
@KevinMKruse Boomer Andy Rooney strikes again
The five fennec foxes did an excellent job! Especially when they had to sing Flower of Scotland before shrinking really tiny and then growing 20x tall without any special effects! So talented! #GoodOmens2
Odds of a Trump fan physically attacking Pence increasing by the day.
A dozen Trump supporters approached Mike Pence’s vehicle as he entered his Friday event yelling, “that’s a traitor,” “you’re a sellout,” and “why didn’t you uphold the constitution?” “I upheld the constitution,” Pence shouted back. As they badgered him he yelled, “Read it!”
Day #648 of David Tennant as a Fennec Fox! @neilhimself 🦊 #GO2Spoilers
You reach the age when sitting in an uncomfortable chair for 10 minutes affects your next 2 weeks.
"our defense, your honor, is that our client, then the president of the united states, was completely insane."
Good luck proving that Trump knew he lost the election, when he—whether behind closed doors or in public, whether with one person or massive crowds—has consistently maintained that he won with an apparent passionate sincerity
If Trump wins in 2024 and Biden just declares himself the winner, ordering Harris to throw it to the states and getting D states to say he won, maybe some will say, hey that's illegal you lost that election but that would be just them being political.
The temptation for Trump’s adversaries has always been to break norms and stretch the law in opposition to him. Jack Smith is the latest and most consequential example with a political indictment, on a political timetable, seeking a political objective
Anyone else look at old photos of your kids and think, “aw, I miss those shoes?”
As a Watergate historian, it’s worth noting that nothing Nixon did—and he had plenty of crimes and conspiracies, involving more than 60 people criminally charged—approached the scale and severity of Trump’s assault on American democracy.
As that process begins, I encourage everyone to read the indictment, to understand the very serious allegations being made in this case.
There were several Republicans who voted No on convicting Trump in the Senate, asserting that the justice system was the place to handle potential Trump crimes.
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