Gabriel Malor @gabrielmalor
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Doddering, but dangerous, racist promises there will be a bloodbath if he's not elected. His racist followers cheer. washingtonpost.com/politics/2024/…
I'm over on bsky now. I know so many of you need this because it's your livelihood. I'm so sorry. Dont. Compromise. With. Evil. You. End. Up. Compromised.
Liberty Counsel's Matt Shafer says Kim Davis' appeal of an order granting attorney's fees could tee up same-sex marriage for SCOTUS. (1) That's not how this works; and (2) remember when people said nobody was looking to overturn Obergefel? I 'member. foxnews.com/media/kim-davi…
This is atrocious. Half of the people in Gaza are children. They weren’t even alive the last election. This sort of thing is just as repulsive as the worst antisemitism we’ve seen recently, & it should be called out as such.
This is atrocious. Half of the people in Gaza are children. They weren’t even alive the last election. This sort of thing is just as repulsive as the worst antisemitism we’ve seen recently, & it should be called out as such.
I wouldn't be so quick to write RDS' obit when he has demonstrated beyond a shadow of a doubt that he is the only Republican who can beat Gavin Newsom in 2024.
I wouldn't be so quick to write RDS' obit when he has demonstrated beyond a shadow of a doubt that he is the only Republican who can beat Gavin Newsom in 2024.
It was a 2-1 decision, and the administration got a lucky draw. Don't make luck necessary for political wins.
It was a 2-1 decision, and the administration got a lucky draw. Don't make luck necessary for political wins.
A much-needed remedial indictment for GOP officials who refuse to respect our elections because of internet-fueled delusions about vote counting.
A much-needed remedial indictment for GOP officials who refuse to respect our elections because of internet-fueled delusions about vote counting.
Arizona grand jury has indicted two county election officials who refused to certify the 2022 general election results bc of the GOP delusion that vote counting machines cannot be trusted. They're charged with conspiracy to interfere with an election. azag.gov/sites/default/…
You stumbled on the 5th most expensive price for diesel (according to GasBuddy) in all of Oklahoma, ignoring 2,289 cheaper stations in the state. You literally could have chosen to pay $3.27/gal in Tulsa or $3.29 in Oklahoma city for diesel using the GasBuddy app!
You stumbled on the 5th most expensive price for diesel (according to GasBuddy) in all of Oklahoma, ignoring 2,289 cheaper stations in the state. You literally could have chosen to pay $3.27/gal in Tulsa or $3.29 in Oklahoma city for diesel using the GasBuddy app!
These are policy arguments more properly directed at Congress or the Judicial Conference for future amendment of the rules. Fed. R. Crim. P. 53: "the court must not permit . . . the broadcasting of judicial proceedings from the courtroom."
These are policy arguments more properly directed at Congress or the Judicial Conference for future amendment of the rules. Fed. R. Crim. P. 53: "the court must not permit . . . the broadcasting of judicial proceedings from the courtroom."
When I was in high school a "1,000-word paper" sounded daunting bc I had no real idea what 1,000 words looked like and "a paper" was daunting. Someone should have pointed out that's the normal size for an op-ed, which can be read in about 4 minutes. Not daunting at all!
When I was in high school a "1,000-word paper" sounded daunting bc I had no real idea what 1,000 words looked like and "a paper" was daunting. Someone should have pointed out that's the normal size for an op-ed, which can be read in about 4 minutes. Not daunting at all!
Just in: Fulton prosecutors asking judge to schedule Trump trial on Aug 5, 2024. "This proposed trial date balances potential delays from Defendant Trump’s other criminal trials in sister sovereigns and the other Defendants’ constitutional speedy trial rights."
Style note: the maj. op. uses the word "alien" in both quotations and text. Judge Mendoza's concurring op. uses "noncitizen."
Style note: the maj. op. uses the word "alien" in both quotations and text. Judge Mendoza's concurring op. uses "noncitizen."
Good.
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Georgia practitioners are honestly kind of spoiled. Judges pretty much always let you go after maybe one or two questions when you hit your time limit, and they almost always thank both sides for their helpful briefing and argument, even if we both totally sucked.
@bendreyfuss Same is true for the circuit courts. I once watched an attorney in the 7th Cir. try to "aw, shucks, my time is up, gotta go, yer honors" and the judges were like, "you are finished when we say you're finished, counsel."
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@gabrielmalor @bendreyfuss My friend was a clerk in that circuit, lol
@gabrielmalor It would be so funny to give your internal monologue voice a completely random name. “Look, Jack, I’m not in the mood for these thoughts right now!”
@OrinKerr Why don't you think judges should be paid more?
The earth belongs to humans. The moon belongs to American humans. Everyone knows this.
*whispers in @gabrielmalor voice* It’s always the FBI.
key point about hiring a hit man in america - if you thought it was surprisingly easy, that's because you hired a fed
@LOLNeverTweet This would literally destroy the North American airline industry. Build the transporter.
Hahahahahaha
A live caller tried to get me with a Cars question…it didn't go well for him
Never Back Down chief backs away
NEWS w/ @maggieNYT: Chris Jankowski, the CEO of Never Back Down, the top DeSantis super PAC, is OUT. He resigned on Wednesday. nytimes.com/2023/11/22/us/…
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@gabrielmalor 1,000 words isn’t much when you have something you want to say. When you don’t, it can be a mountain.
All right that's really enough, everyone have a peaceful Shabbos. #ShabbatShalom
@gabrielmalor College friend used to point out that a ten page paper meant 30 paragraphs, four of which were repetitious introduction or conclusion. Easy!
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Why can't Elon Musk just buy a baseball team like a normal rich anti-Semite?