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damn i just looked up the 10 commandments and i'm 9/10 so far
tattooers are like, i've been working hard on some flash for y'all and then they post 17 screen grabs of pulp fiction
Can't wait for @gahhhbbiewatts this Wednesday @avlbeautyacademy She is headlining the #QueerComedyParty and she's bringing @reallifebyjasmine and @hillaryrheath with! PLUS local drag favorite @gendroi is hosting!!!! instagram.com/p/CTNYRugrOvX/…
maybe more americans would get vaccinated if we said getting a vaccine is like giving your immune system a gun
what was your high school bully origin story?? mine was being called fat in elementary school by a frail white boy named will smith
have y’all ever listened to not phoebe bridgers ?
if ur a mormon, steve jobs won the billionaire space race
on today's housing search, the owners of this one apartment raised the rental price because "so many people have applied." capitalism is good!
I hate how landlords say you have to make 3x the rent to apply, but I feel like it should be my choice to use my entire income to starve to death on my nice apartment’s balcony with an 8.8 walk score
yeah billionaires going to space is a real "who has the biggest dick" competition, and that's why bill gates isn't participating because his dick is micro/soft.
i want to to go back to pre-agrarian times when we didn't have such terrible things like capitalism and joe rogan's podcast
come make podcasts with moi and my company??!??!
all a has-been sperm donor wants is his comeback
as someone who majored in liberal arts, i still think the science of jurassic park makes total sense
apparently trying to make your material be funny to maga crowds who aren't vaccinated after more than a year of horrendous politics and death is bad for your mental health WHAT
e rolling on molly @Evanszanycomedy
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Greg Behrens @gregularcomedy
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David @schaalfan
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e rolling on molly @Evanszanycomedy
991 Followers 546 Following stream my podcast “And That’s The Podcast” now! 5 stars with over 14 ratings
samm severin @waitressboner
2K Followers 2K Following poets are always lying about being comedians but I’m not
blaire erskine @blaireerskine
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Greg Behrens @gregularcomedy
1K Followers 361 Following My name is Greg Behrens. I'm a comedian from Atlanta, GA. https://t.co/uHabKob2ms https://t.co/3yyisSrEiy…
Laura Peek @laurapeek_
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Ginny Hogan @ginnyhogan_
166K Followers 6K Following thank you for bearing with me, links to everything below
P(100)ByroN(95)'s fun.. @hashtagsubtext
932 Followers 796 Following he/they | @criticalbitcast | @gayspacecast | @oddityroadshow | Pro-Brick | Anti-Car | Pro-Worker | Zero-Covid | #StopCopCity | Luddite | Humorist | NO BOZOS |
Nathan Owens @nateowenscomedy
1K Followers 1K Following comedian, writer, ATL fan & resident. #FILA, 25% of @forthandten podcast. West Virginia born Georgia raised. https://t.co/ZUEENZ1wLX
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&y S&ford @AndySandford
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@gahhhbbiewatts Here peruse my flash, it’s all in that unmistakable “I’d never get this tattooed on me” style
Just thinking about that time, a cute boy went to the claw machine every day for two weeks and won me a stuffed animal when I worked at McDonald’s, and I wouldn’t give him the time of day. He could have been the one.
I swear to god I will never marry a man
Happy 7 year anniversary to 17 year old Claire playing a show & having a strange grown ass man yell this at me & send the video to my email lmao
She’s 35 and still fucks!!! Find out how this gorgeous ghoul clanks through her agony and slays every day
Hillary Duff still looking great at age 35 🔥‼️
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.@FlyFrontier how come y’all charged me $80 to cancel a flight when I coulda just….not gotten on the plane
@blaireerskine honest, I also talk with a southern accent, but I couldn’t understand a single word she said
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Wrote this lil joke for RuPaul yesterday and he laughed and I will never be the same
So excited for Capital B to create meaningful journalism for Black Atlantans! It's so needed here.
@gahhhbbiewatts LOL OMG ded <-- yikes that's dark So I'd it's semi-automatic, does that means it just intermittently flares? If it flares up, at least least you know where it is! ZING! I can take any joke too far!
@gahhhbbiewatts UGH *if Why can't I type. I blame my immune system not bring fully automatic.
Am I from the south??? In 1977 my great aunt Margaret shot her abusive husband Roy in the face in their driveway in Arab Alabama, everyone in town just went “good job Margaret” and then she got remarried to a guy named Bunk. BUNK
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