gaz @gazpachomachine
Sometimes I review food in the shower | All Reviews: https://t.co/sbof3C7kmr | [email protected] | Text or call me 404-548-8034 linktr.ee/gazpachomachine Atlanta, GA Joined February 2016-
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get his ass
a six pack of these with the boys would rule
a lot of sick individuals in these comments
a lot of sick individuals in these comments
if you order a pickle at a movie theater you need to seek help
my drink just noclipped through the bar
I love YouTube
had a cursed idea to spruce up my cat's litter box using my Dune Popcorn Bucket lid
apparently it is animal cruelty to slightly annoy your cats
apparently it is animal cruelty to slightly annoy your cats https://t.co/yUa1ucHHaj
Value Alert: if you don't have a cat cone the lid to the Dune Popcorn Bucket is a great substitute
Shower Food Review 102: Dune Popcorn Bucket - This was great in the shower because the horrible design gets your hands dirty but you can wash it off in between bites. They were sold out so I got the display one. It was under the heater so the bristles were warm & moist. 7/10
this girl really came over just to do a Shower Wine Review...
this girl really came over just to do a Shower Wine Review...
just got 110 burgers from Wendy's. nice try but your surge pricing won't get me, I'm stocked up for the year 🖕
just got 110 burgers from Wendy's. nice try but your surge pricing won't get me, I'm stocked up for the year 🖕 https://t.co/yJu8tY4mx3
trust no one
yawns are contagious
sat in the front seat of an uber and the driver asked me if I could hold her cooler and I said yea what's in it and she said "my breast milk" Happy to do my part 👍
every day I am motivated and inspired by the fact that Tony Hawk follows me on Twitter
every day I am motivated and inspired by the fact that Tony Hawk follows me on Twitter https://t.co/Ykb3kuWImi
Getting birthday drinks my life is a Movie
Getting birthday drinks my life is a Movie https://t.co/qz0fEtNR86
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madimoiselle ♡ @drivingmemadi
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chunky fila @chunkyfila
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it's so funny that Austin is a spy but also so famous he inspires a beatlemania-esque fervor
tom cruise arriving at Victoria Beckham's bday:
Has there ever been a centrist protest movement?
im in a Challengers situation with a 80 yr old barber and a piglet
okay so? that’s my bestie if his peener is cold ima just put it in my skin pocket & keep it safe?
guys be like sHeS jUsT a fRiEnD then go and fuck her at the club
Easy one in the NYT crossword today!
if you STEP to my BROTHERS, i WILL go FERRELL…
no one is doing it like dan
Okay! Sounds good Jerry haha thank you for letting me know.
Jerry Seinfeld quips "the movie business is over." “Film doesn’t occupy the pinnacle in the social, cultural hierarchy that it did for most of our lives. When a movie came out, if it was good, we all went to see it. We all discussed it. We quoted lines and scenes we liked. Now…
One of my favorite gifts I’ve ever received is this keychain my mom got me for Christmas with all the stadiums I’ve visited. It’s so fun getting to add the new ones. :-) and, something even more exciting, I just became an affiliate with them !!
So proud of Sally Field for refusing plastic surgery on her Hair :)
guy who plays piano: what's your favorite programming language guy who works at microsoft: look between C and D on your keyboard
i’m not even exaggerating i think this may legitimately be one of the worst things someone has ever said to me
I’m glad you guys liked “cocky want boing boing” cause it got me fired
san francisco shower review feat. dekopon citrus: the citrus is amazing, one of the sweetest in the batch so far—as for the shower? “it’s a good shower sir” 6.9/10
italian castle shower review of a fried pizza: well it’s a fried pizza and it’s kinda exactly what I expected—crisp on the outside, cheesy on the inside, and shockingly balanced with the filling construction similar to a calzone, but being fried adds a unique layer 7.4/10
He's actually hiding a hot dog that he's trying to eat
Embiid: “We should be 2-0. We’re good. We’re going to win this series.”
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