George @georgeontoast
This is where I post my Wordle score or repost stuff that makes me laugh or angry. Views probably not shared by my employer. 🏳️🌈 👨🏻❤️👨🏼 instagram.com/georgeontoast/ Eastleigh, Hampshire Joined February 2009-
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I solved the 4/19/2024 New York Times Mini Crossword in 2:43! nytimes.com/crosswords/gam…
i can’t believe i got the keys to a new house, got a promotion at work and bagged myself a boyfriend all in the space of a week 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 forgot how good the sims 4 is
im guessing it's gonna be the second one
im guessing it's gonna be the second one
So I had this idea for hamburgers in the shape of hotdogs. I didn’t think it all the way through, clearly.
BREAKING: Dua Lipa has killed Doctor Who
BREAKING: Dua Lipa has killed Doctor Who
Trying this tonight!!!
I’ll be 35 in 6 weeks and I honestly do not feel it. I still think I’m in my 20’s. I look at people at work who are even just a few years older than me, and feel like they are so much more grown up. Does everyone feel that way??
on the PLUS side for Rishi Sunak, the Tory MP who did a fake kidnap at least stops people talking about the Tory MP who got caught in a honey trap which stopped people talking about the Tory MP who watched tractor porn which stopped people talking about the Tory MP who… (1/498)
How many times do you reckon you’ve seen the same pigeon
One part of the iOS Weather app literally says rain will start in 15 minutes, yet another section says no rain is forecast for another 10 days. Wtf @Apple sort it out…
Been married 7 years and neve once seen my husband's bumhole.
I solved the 4/18/2024 New York Times Mini Crossword in 2:27! nytimes.com/crosswords/gam…
knock knock who’s there? ignore the cow
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34 Followers 134 Following Unique view on nearly everything! Totally on top of life but completely out of step with the rest of the world.
N @ChroniclesOfNBC
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Alf @whoelsebutalf
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Benedict Townsend �.. @BenedictTown
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N @ChroniclesOfNBC
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#Neighbours receives a SECOND Daytime Emmy nomination Read more: ramsaystreet.co.uk/neighbours-rec…
@scottygb That's some good acting. Need to get you on Homes Under the Hammer now, entering a room looking around and then leaving.
Yes I was typing this below whilst being filmed for an item for The One Show
I am being filmed and have been asked to type on my phone whilst being filmed so this is me doing so send tweet
@scottygb In a way, you brought this on yourself. x.com/scottygb/statu…
4. When BBC Points West ended a bulletin by typing “DHEKEJFHDHDJD”
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i can’t believe i got the keys to a new house, got a promotion at work and bagged myself a boyfriend all in the space of a week 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 forgot how good the sims 4 is
im guessing it's gonna be the second one
Childish Gambino announces he has two albums coming — one of which will be the final Childish Gambino album.
I’m shamed to admit that they were hella tasty. Might do again.
So I had this idea for hamburgers in the shape of hotdogs. I didn’t think it all the way through, clearly.
“…and why is this person not able to get back to work?”
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Susan Hall is closing the gap on Sadiq Khan as the mayoral race heats up #frontpage A new poll reveals dramatic shifts in voting intentions in Inner and Outer London. Find out the state of the race for City Hall: standard.co.uk/news/politics/…
@EveningStandard He's 19 points ahead according to your own survey.
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