gerry hall @gerryhallcomedy
Owner of two, count 'em TWO, televisions. https://t.co/HVph4oI6qB Hamilton, Ontario Joined July 2011-
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(Movie trailer voice): Coming soon to FX... Adderall Bear! *clip of bear quietly reading book*
[Judgement Day] God: You often committed the sin of envy Me: What? Never! God: This is from last night. *shows a video of me keying a guy's car because he can make origami giraffes*
We don't really know what day of the year Jesus was born OR when he died. Imagine if Dec. 25 was actually the day he was crucified... We could be digging ourselves a big hole here.
Imagine being a kid in China on Christmas, opening up your present and going, "I made this..."
I hate shoe stores that don't categorize their shoes. You buy a new pair, go for a run but some ref keeps calling you for traveling because you bought basketball shoes? No thanks Foot Locker.
I'm going to avoid the office microwave today...
Congratulations to the Toronto Maple Leafs!
In 2007 I agreed to pay over $60 to Blockbuster in late fees for a movie I never rented, so maybe don't ask me to ever negotiate anything for you.
The decline of society can be traced back to when Double Bubble stopped putting little comics in their gum.
Pat Maroon has been in over 80 NHL fights and rumor has it that in one of them he actually threw a punch.
Mondays are now TRIVIA NIGHTS at Ye Olde Squire! #pubtrivia #hamont #hamilton #trivia
Every Spring A Parade Down Bay Street, Vol. 3: Toronto Mike'd Podcast Episode 1215 with @dshoalts, @GareJoyceNHL, @JeffSammut, @LiamKellycomedy, @gerryhallcomedy and me! torontomike.com/2023/03/every-…
99 Luftballons, Auf ihrem weg...Uh... 98 Luftballons Auf ihr... 97 Luftba... C'MON GUYS STOP IT!! -Nina
The decline of society can be traced to when they switched to foam dodgeballs in the 90's.
Babe come back, none of the Tupperware matches
Save tons of money on a weighted blanket by sleeping under the mattress.
Forget Rihanna, at half time show me some F-22"s wasting the Goodyear Blimp.
*placing carrots on bank counter one by one^ ...23...24...THAT WILL BE ONE GOLD PLEASE
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Lady Lawya @Parkerlawyer
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CrankyPappy @CrankyPappy
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O$AP Rocky @TheAlanShane
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Hunter Collins 𖤐 �.. @Hunter_Collins
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Scott Linnen @ScottLinnen
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Matty @bestestname
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Jeff Dwoskin Has A Po.. @bigmacher
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Greg @Pinche_Goyo_
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The Simpsons - Episod.. @simpsons_EBE
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Joke Reviewer @jokereviewer
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David DJ Roy @DavidDJRoy
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Matt Krahula @mattkrahula
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Robin @Robin030409741
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Kylos Obsessive GF @KylosGF
30 Followers 79 Following Kylo, My life, My heart, My soul. I will follow back!
Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood
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LOID @LOIDONLINE
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Empty da Clif @Cliffy_So_Funny
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Canadian Star System .. @canadianstarpod
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Michael Furburger @FurburgerMayor
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Tony Randall @TonyRadioGuy
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Dan Rosen @dantheguyrosen
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Write Em Up! @writeemupshow
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Layden Robinson @LaydenRobinson
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Shrug Ford @yesikandrews
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Rebecca T. Kaplan @RebeccaTKaplan
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@NotMartyYork @notmartyyork
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fightgeek @fightgeek
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FRO VO @fro_vo
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Annie Hatfield @AnneHatfieldVO
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The Ciscokidder @TheCiscoKidder
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Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP
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Lady Lawya @Parkerlawyer
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Beth McColl @imbethmccoll
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Viktor Winetrout @Cpin42
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bornmiserable.bsky.so.. @bornmiserable
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Cat From Nowhere @kv8
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The Dad @thedad
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Brian Gaar @briangaar
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Gare Joyce @GareJoyceNHL
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Toronto Mike @torontomike
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Dreamweasel @Dreamweasel
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Matt Krahula @mattkrahula
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Finbarr Doyle @Fdoyle
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Mike Zeisberger @Zeisberger
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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood
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Dan Rosen @dantheguyrosen
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Rebecca T. Kaplan @RebeccaTKaplan
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TooFar.TV @TooFarTV
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Jonny @JHaller82
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The Simpsons Trivia Q.. @TheSimpsonsTQ
8K Followers 3K Following Think You Know The Simpsons?🙋♂️🙋♀️ Think Again! Super Hard, Super Random Simpsons Trivia Questions Daily. 🤷♂️🤷♀️ #TheSimpsons #SimpsonsTrivia Play Along
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Matty @bestestname
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Krista McNaughton @kristamcnaughty
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Rush Kazi @Rushzilla
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Nunya @bizznnizzz
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Melisa Kuwabara @mkuwabee
268 Followers 1K Following Hamilton East Coast expat, Probation and Parole Officer, activist, political junkie, opinions are my own, retweets do not mean agreement
B Mari @BMari65506874
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Chris Glover @chrisgloverCBC
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GloriousAndFree @GandFree
513 Followers 3K Following Uncensored politically centered sketches and conversations with Canadian Comedian Bryan O'Gorman (@BOG_416) and his weird ass friends!!
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Marc Hallworth @hallworthmarc
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Ed the Sock @EdtheSock
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Eggplant Picture & So.. @EggplantPS
161 Followers 94 Following Full-Service Post Production Facility and Creative Studio, Located in Downtown Toronto.
Cathryn Naiker 💅�.. @itsme_cathryn
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I’m going on a road trip back to 1986, who wants to go with me?
Hey friends it's been a hot ass minute but I came here to say that one of my coworkers told me that I looked 35 and I had to sit down for a good while before I realized that I'm only two years away from turning 30 so it's not that unrealistic 🙃🙃
@JustinTrudeau We dont want welfare we want our jobs back.
Some fucker put fish in there again
I'm going to avoid the office microwave today...
@RyanShead Congratulations on completely misstating what this ruling was about. The web site designer cannot refuse service to any protected class. What she CAN refuse is to be forced to create a message that violates her personal beliefs. Those are not remotely the same thing.
Women that don’t wear bras are disgusting. They’re just asking for attention. Cover up. No one needs to see that. Women better not reply to this tweet with photos of them not wearing bras or I will be so fucking mad.
Steven Crowder verbally abused his pregnant wife. And after all this and so much more he can't figure out why she filed for divorce.
This ep has it all!
Rick "The Temp" Campanelli just dropped by to catch up and kick out the jams. torontomike.com/2023/04/rick-c…
@realmikemoon You're Mike Moon, the child marriage advocate. You're a bigot and a pervert.
This is a lot of fun to do. Thanks to @torontomike for putting it together, @GareJoyceNHL for writing it and to Liam Kelly and @gerryhallcomedy for the laughs.
Just in time for a lengthy Maple Leafs playoff run, it's Every Spring A Parade Down Bay Street, Vol. 4: Toronto Mike'd Podcast Episode 1235 torontomike.com/2023/04/every-…
Breaking News! Matthew Knies joins Leafs in time for Stanley Cup run & decides against joining the Blues (that is, Oxford U Blues) as reported on the Every Spring a Parade down Bay Street podcast with @ShoaltsDavid @torontomike @LiamKellycomedy @gerryhallcomedy #LeafsForever
I just dropped another instalment of Every Spring A Parade Down Bay Street featuring @GareJoyceNHL, @ShoaltsDavid, @gerryhallcomedy, @LiamKellycomedy, @JeffSammut and me! podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/eve…
@torontomike @LiamKellycomedy @gerryhallcomedy AKA Dad Joke Central
Just recorded another episode of Every Spring A Parade Down Bay Street with Shoalts, @GareJoyceNHL, @LiamKellycomedy and @gerryhallcomedy
Three words. Crash. Test. Dummies.
i dont understand galactic war, isn't space infinite? just go find somewhere else
Every Spring A Parade Down Bay Street, Vol. 3: Toronto Mike'd Podcast Episode 1215 with @dshoalts, @GareJoyceNHL, @JeffSammut, @LiamKellycomedy, @gerryhallcomedy and me! torontomike.com/2023/03/every-…
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