Grace @grassy_tree
pes anserinus drinking a Diet Dr. Pepper Joined May 2012-
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Freshmen year of college I did a presentation on how the soundtrack of “50 Shades of Grey” elevated the theatrical experience and I have no doubt that if I were a freshmen now I’d do the same presentation but with “Saltburn” since I’m a sick fuck
My tarot reading: “you’re not great with money” My financial advisor: “you’re doing great!” Who do I trust
*me having a menty b after forgetting to take my antidepressants for 3 days *my emotional support cat
The McDonald’s drive thru working saying “you’re so pretty”to me will keep my body dysmorphia at bay for at least 2 days…not THAT’S service
Me, a medical professional, prescribing medications all day and handling heart patients. My mom when I have a sore throat: “make sure you gargle with salt water, take you allergy medications, and get enough rest”
My dad yelling at me over FaceTime while helping with my taxes brings me right back to 12th grade calculus homework - both incidences ended up in tears (mine)
How do I go from a teen not being asked to prom to a woman being stuck in a 1 hour hot yoga class where 3 of the men either have history of or are currently chasing my affections
Ok without anyone knowing the content of the spit cup sex education I got how can that not be traumatic? And taught by a consecrated virgin?!? My mother just doesn’t get it honey
Going to the gym and weight lifting to a Mary Oliver poem collection - the duality of woman
My dad got confused and called “cards against humanity” “rage against the machine” but kudos to him on punk rock knowledge
This is what it looks like when you see straight white men trying to cut wrapping paper and wrap gifts
Yeah I have a savior complex, I saved my cat from a sex cult* *rescued from a cat hoarding house
Me: “I’m in a good place mentally rn” Also me: *thinking how sad it’ll be when my cat dies (she’s 2 and seemingly healthy)
Why are the only two hospital channels The Price is Right and Fox “News” 😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫
I’ll do a yoga class with only Death Cab for Cutie music if you come to my hot yoga class before your Summerfest set @dcfc
I can’t believe I lived through a pandemic only to see roe vs wade overturned
I love when people preface saying something judgmental and/or heinous with “I’m a Christian but…”
Rasal Khan @RasalKhannn
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Laurence Fuller @LaurenceFuller
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Nick Graunke @Nick_Graunke
122 Followers 442 Following Marquette University '18 and ‘20. Electrophysiology PA-C
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Let's be better @Why_Not_Me123
534 Followers 2K Following Positive change is all I ask let's work together. Trying to start a nonprofit if anyone would like to help email [email protected]
abinormal2319 @AbigailBourque
109 Followers 591 Following My name is Abigail Bourque. I am 27 years old and I love God, my family and friends, and all things GEEKY!!!!!
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308 Followers 736 Following Michigan Man. Avid Bowler. Golf Enthusiast. #StugotzArmy #GoLions #GoBlue #DetSports
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nick @nick_schieldt
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💛 DROP❤️ Memec.. @claire_DJ
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108 Followers 114 Following I want to put something funny in here to make you laugh, BUT I CAN'T KNOW EVERYONE'S HUMOR. YOU'RE PUTTING TOO MUCH ON ME TWITTER
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165K Followers 34 Following amo a todos los gatitos gorditos ♥️ // para los amantes de los perritos gorditos: @Gordito_Perrito
jwoo (parody) @woo_tang11
409 Followers 1K Following hundred dollar moves w/ a penny finish… he/him… supporter of transition 3s…7884th place finish Epikwhale Squad Cup; 9908th place finish NAW Bugha LG Tournament
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6K Followers 245 Following Dr. Wieslawa Tlomak, Chief Medical Examiner
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54K Followers 49K Following Storyteller. Actor. Poet. King Of Paradise. https://t.co/6GPY0eQ42i ~ @BOVTS alumni. David Hockney in #MinxOnMax ~ Co-Founder of @GraphiteMethod 🥀🔥
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16K Followers 462 Following What would your parents say if they saw you in a place like this?
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Death Cab for Cutie @dcfc
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345K Followers 1K Following Deaf • Actor • Filmmaker — Exec-Prod two @Netflix docuseries: DEAF U and AUDIBLE • Coming soon: A real life drama ‘DEAF PRESIDENT NOW’
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8 Followers 31 Following
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Nick Graunke @Nick_Graunke
122 Followers 442 Following Marquette University '18 and ‘20. Electrophysiology PA-C
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1.4M Followers 2K Following I'm LESLIE F*CKING JONES. Hit the link to grab my book and see me live!
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109 Followers 591 Following My name is Abigail Bourque. I am 27 years old and I love God, my family and friends, and all things GEEKY!!!!!
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646 Followers 258 Following We represent and serve the population of students that inhabit the residence halls on Marquette University's campus. #MakingHallsHome
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308 Followers 736 Following Michigan Man. Avid Bowler. Golf Enthusiast. #StugotzArmy #GoLions #GoBlue #DetSports
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nick @nick_schieldt
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268 Followers 608 Following Just anorher black man caught up in the mix, tryna make a dollar outta 15 cent!
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Grant Younger @Grant_Younger
71 Followers 163 Following Retweets = endorsements bc why else would you retweet a tweet??
this shirt would have slapped on a jean day 😮💨
I spend most of my workday dealing with death and dying but as soon as a mechanic calls me with the list of services I need for my car- immediate tears.
not to be dramatic but I think I’m meant to only work one day a week…?
Let's celebrate: Death Cab for Cutie, Transatlanticism. @PostalService, Give Up. The 20th anniversary tour. Each band will perform each album in its entirety. Sign up for early ticket access: giveuptransatlanticismtour.com Video by Juliet Bryant
Kathy Hochul looks like the cardiologist explaining to ortho bro Fetterman that she can't clear the patient for hip replacement surgery.
Twitter is done. I'll now be posting my videos in EPIC secure chat.
Had an appt with my cardiologist. He came in with 2 med students. They were asked to assess my jugular vein. It was very quiet so I asked how my a wave was doing. The cardiologist looked befuddled and said, “you know what that is?” and I said no and we all laughed and laughed.
imagine….. someone screaming help over and over somewhere in the ED and Shania Twain forever and for always playing from the HUCs computer…. 😌🤗🥰
Like this if you think we should get a second cat (Jerod ignore this tweet)
why is the valvoline instant oil change better staffed than my emergency department
Hi mom and dad!!!!!
Do not let the republicans in your life ever know peace again
Our new album 'Asphalt Meadows' will be out on 9/16. Lots of new fall tour dates announced to celebrate the record release. New song "Roman Candles" is out now - watch the lyric video created by Juliet Bryant and pre-order the album + new merch here: death-cab-for-cutie.lnk.to/AsphaltMeadows
New music. Two days. May 11. Pre-save now: death-cab-for-cutie.lnk.to/newmusic 📸: @MShiersPhoto
Patient presenting to the ED on Easter for concerns of “rigor mortis”………..
Idk why we rate heart murmurs on a six point scale. There are only really three: 1. I think I hear a murmur but maybe I’m imagining it 2. Hey! I can hear this one! 3. Whoa that’s loud.
CDC says it’s fine with both hateration and holleration in this dancery.
Jerod just tried to say “bidet” but couldn’t think of the word so he said “the ass Brita”
The odds of me seeing my gynecologist on the Peloton leaderboard (45 minute HIIT and Hills) (I beat her)
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