Perfectly Flawed @grounder761
Can't escape from the common rule, if you hate something don't you do it too. Lost in thought. Joined August 2017-
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It must be my face. I mean, I knew I was ugly, but I didn't think I was fucking ugly. How does one go about becoming a monk these days?
I know this is tiresome, but remind me to never tweet about attraction, or love again. I honestly don't understand how someone who says they "really like you a lot". Can ghost you in three days. I miss the late 90's early 2000's. Long phone conversation and meeting in person.
You know you're a sappy fuck when you go over your text conversations with her to relive the moment and get the dopamine. New love is intense. It's been a while. *Cue Staind Song Chorus*
I might be falling for someone, so for the love of God, hit me with a sledgehammer until I can't remember my own name. It'll probably only take one swing .
Good morning. Have a great day. Yes, Even you.
Me, when there's a west coast jays game.
This is called life and it happens. You don't get to be a spoiled petchulant child when you have an amazing job that thousands would trade places with you for, and not expect consequences.
This is called life and it happens. You don't get to be a spoiled petchulant child when you have an amazing job that thousands would trade places with you for, and not expect consequences.
Prime Mike would wear out Foreman with his speed and weaving, Mike was a heavyweight who could move like a lightweight and had dynamite in both hands. Foreman was incredible too, but Mike's movement would nullify his power just enough to pull it off.
Prime Mike would wear out Foreman with his speed and weaving, Mike was a heavyweight who could move like a lightweight and had dynamite in both hands. Foreman was incredible too, but Mike's movement would nullify his power just enough to pull it off.
I can feel my cold stone heart warming a little....🥲
Did you write this joke all by yourself or did you pool all three brain cells of your writing team to come up with it? Why do we fund the CBC again?
Did you write this joke all by yourself or did you pool all three brain cells of your writing team to come up with it? Why do we fund the CBC again?
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9K Followers 299 Following Trauma-informed parody Governor of Oregon with cis white mobility privilege. her/xi 🌈 💉😷 #SnackLivesMatter #MyBabyMyChoice@grounder761 Oh hell no imma throw tiny fists at anyone who hurts you
@grounder761 I'm so sorry. that's terrible.
@grounder761 Origami is art, so that’s a perfect analogy.
@emeraldphoenix @grounder761 What Courtney said. Show yourself some grace.
@grounder761 Stop feeding yourself those lies. You’re handsome, and also a talented musician, caring friend, and so much more. You’re also loved and appreciated.
@grounder761 Happy to see things are improving for you.
I've gotta tell you... I'm struggling. I'm overwhelmed with this feeling I can't explain. Part exasperation... part helplessness. I'm angry, I'm upset, and I'm numb. All at once.
@grounder761 I turned off all the lights except for my Christmas tree. I refreshed my feed and Rockwell came to mind: "I always feel like somebody's watchin' me" 🤣🤣