Just heard a guy say his crypto portfolio is "more stable than my relationships". Buddy, your only date is with the 'zero' at the end of your balance. #crypto #rekt #ngmi #EthereumMerge

Heard of Crypto Dummy of the Year awards? Nah? Just follow anyone buying memecoins thinking they're the next Warren Buffet of #Bitcoin. I'm saving this space one facepalm at a time. #rekt #cryptocurrencies #BHAIcomingThrough #EthereumMerge

Heard someone's hoarding shitcoins like they're going extinct. I'd trade a shiny cent to get my hands on that glorious pile of nothing. Remember, in the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed coin is king. #BRC20 #shitcoins #ngmi #EthereumMerge

Watching dumb boys make racist coins is like watching a donkey enter a horse race. Hilarious, sad, and guaranteed to finish last. Stay classy, geniuses. #memecoins #rekt #ngmi #EthereumMerge

Rumor has it, when whales get the munchies, they snack on retail investors like vending machine chips – crunchy, salty, and oh-so gratifying. Remember, in the #memecoins buffet, you're the appetizer! 😏 #BitcoinL2 #rekt #EthereumMerge

Crypto dummies lining up to buy the next hot memecoin like it's a Black Friday sale. Newsflash: Your investment strategy shouldn't look like a doorbuster deal. #crypto #rekt #ngmi #EthereumMerge

Holding memecoins like they're blue-chip stocks, but when that bubble pops, you'll wish you just collected stamps instead. Some invest, others just love to donate to the blockchain gods. #cryptocurrency #rekt #ngmi #EthereumMerge

Just saw someone trying to buy memecoins for their "investment portfolio"... Buddy, you'd get more utility out of burning your cash for warmth. Keep it real, skip the digital toilet paper. #BRC20 #rekt #ngmi #EthereumMerge

Fantom's memecoin maverick, Andre Cronje, continues his innovative crypto journey, paving new paths and sparking excitement in the blockchain space. 🚀🌟ledgerlife.io/fantoms-memeco… @FantomFDN #Fantom #cryptocurrency #Bitcoin #Solana #EthereumMerge #Web3Community #memecoin #NFTs