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Puns AndOneliners @punsandoneliner

3 minutes ago

Turned up at the box office and asked for two tickets. "For Romeo and Juliet?" "No, for me and my wife". punsandoneliners.com/randomness/sha… #Shakespeare #ShakespeareJokes #Joke #StGeorge #StGeorgesDay

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Pant & Wag: DC Dog Adventures and DC Dog Fitness @Pant_and_Wag

17 minutes ago

Why did a bloodhound and a Portuguese water dog start a detective agency together? Because one could sniffed out clues while the other made sure they didn't get in too deep water! ba-dum ching! I'll be here all week! #dadjokes #bloodhound #Portuguesewaterdog #joke #pantandwag

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Vuja de Savagery @SIforgot

49 minutes ago

This is a #joke right? Ceiling Dion has #stiffpersonsyndrome? I have "I should be a #billionaire syndrome". I've always had that, I think it's #terminal. Will you all post on your pages about my losing battle with "wants to be a billionaire" syndrome and how I need #donations.

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IjAz Ali SaGHar @SaGHar1214

a hour ago

آگیا آگیا بھاری بجلی بِل کا توڑ آگیا۔ 🤔😱🙄😂 #Pakistan #Joke

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Puns AndOneliners @punsandoneliner

a hour ago

Some people think Shakespeare only used pencil, but he did talk about pens. Much of his work is described as I am Bic Pentameter. punsandoneliners.com/randomness/sha… #Shakespeare #ShakespeareJokes #Joke #StGeorge #StGeorgesDay

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ThatBobMadison @ThatBobMadison

a hour ago

Now I know why Shakespeare never used pencils. He never knew whether 2B or not 2B. #Shakespeare #BOTD #bornonthisday #HappyBirthday #pencils #joke #jokes #jokeoftheday #dadjoke #dadjokes #Hamlet #tobeornottobe

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Tarana Hussain @hussain_tarana

a hour ago

Diet goals 😂🤣😆... #funny #hilarious #humor #joke #meme #comedy #laughter #health #gym #fitness #weightloss #workout #weightlosstips #weightgain #weightlossjourney

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Peter Ashworth 🏔️ 📸 🗻🏕️🍋 @peterash9

a hour ago

Must be a parody surely, how many demonstrations for Hamas have we seen lately with mask wearing terrorist supporters displaying aggressive behavior #joke

Metropolitan Police @metpoliceuk

4 hours ago

Must be a parody surely, how many demonstrations for Hamas have we seen lately with mask wearing terrorist supporters displaying aggressive behavior #joke

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Brian Iannucci @Brian_Iannucci

2 hours ago

Stop letting the clowns run the show. It'll always be a circus! #stupid #fools #mentalillness #wtf #why #clown #circus #joke #instagood #idiocracy #lies #cult #hypocrisy #betrayal #sad #broken #stopglorifyingmentalillness #barneyfife #hypocrite #huh #inmatesrunningtheasylum…

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John Iwanski @John_Iwanski

2 hours ago

@ChicagosMayor @ChiPublicHealth @whitesox Since you’re into Earth Day & making things better for the environment, maybe you could find a way to add some more trains to the #CTA so people could actually get to work instead of having to take Ubers, taxis and their cars. 3 Blue Line trains in 30 mins - at rush hour. #joke

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Becky Ingling @rjingling

2 hours ago

“Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia”. – Charles Schulz Perspective is helpful. #funny #joke #meme #funnymeme #hilarious #instagood

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NOUARI Mohamed @NOUARIMohamed0

2 hours ago

Best joke of the day: Little Johnny’s Financial Plan for Marriage #joke ... youtu.be/kqbCwf5EXz8?si… via @YouTube

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Puns AndOneliners @punsandoneliner

2 hours ago

Local camping shop had a Shakespeare based sale last Christmas. Their sign said "now is the winter of our discount tents". punsandoneliners.com/randomness/sha… #Shakespeare #ShakespeareJokes #Joke #StGeorge #StGeorgesDay