Jennie Egerdie @hijennieblair
🇨🇦 Author OH BOTHER + Frog and Toad Are Doing Their Best (@vulture Best of 2021) | Words @newyorkerhumor @mcsweeneys | Rep @LauraMazer | she/they runningpress.com/titles/jennie-… Brooklyn, NY Joined January 2016-
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This is my primary care physician
Jennie Egerdie retweeted
did it hurt??? when you’re broke but paid your self-employment taxes and billion dollar corporations paid nothing
I was absolutely unhinged during this chat, ty @jessespector for being such a great hang!! (TLDR I did not steal his dog)
I was absolutely unhinged during this chat, ty @jessespector for being such a great hang!! (TLDR I did not steal his dog)
tbh these suggestions fucking rule
tbh these suggestions fucking rule https://t.co/kBnBVb6VbS
Jennie Egerdie retweeted
Hey man wanna grab lunch. We’re going to this taco place called Floofys. All the tacos are like $9 and they suck dick. Theres a bunch of neon signs everywhere that say Be A Messy Bitch and Me Gusta Tequila. a racist gay couple from Vermont owns it. It used to be a womens shelter
gotta go fast
gotta go fast https://t.co/VT6LIeqCLn
☄️ <—— is this a meteor? or a basketball going for the net so fast it caught fire, NBA jam-style
So that one kid insisting the wax is edible can have freaky red teeth all afternoon
So that one kid insisting the wax is edible can have freaky red teeth all afternoon
Jennie Egerdie retweeted
me leaving le creuset hq with a new sink/casserole dish up my ass
me leaving le creuset hq with a new sink/casserole dish up my ass https://t.co/krfWlcfBxW
entering my fuzzy lil sinner era, call me if you want 2 sin (extra fuzzy)
7th grade boys after learning women don’t pee out the vagina:
7th grade boys after learning women don’t pee out the vagina:
They made a giant glass carrot they are gods take my blood
Jennie Egerdie retweeted
this parody review O’Brien wrote of himself in advance of his LATE NIGHT debut is possibly the funniest piece of prose I’ve ever read archive.nytimes.com/www.nytimes.co…
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sleepiest girl in the.. @v_dcknz
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18K Followers 2K Following Headlines @Reductress, features @TheOnion. Words @Slate @Autostraddle and more. The nation’s foremost scholar on “And Just Like That.” He/him
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sleepiest girl in the.. @v_dcknz
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chase @_chase_____
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this is a poster for a horror movie
Excavator operator u have to stop. Your spirits too playful. Joy too harmless. Your wonders too childlike. They’ll kill u excavator operator!!!
Excavator operator playing with a scrapped Learjet at Miami-Opa Locka Executive Airport.
MY DAD JUST RETURNED THIS BOTTLE OF STRAWBERRY HILL TO ME. He confiscated it from me when I was SIXTEEN…THIRTY YEARS AGO. ITS VINTAGE!
Much safer than a cop!
‘Law and Order: SVU’ star Mariska Hargitay mistaken for real-life cop by lost child trib.al/6EDpYNe
*yelling across my apartment* HEY CAN SOME OF MY BUDDIES CRASH HERE? ... NO NOT LONG I DON'T THINK, BUT I CAN CHECK
The Sundance Film Festival is now open for pitches from cities across the United States on becoming the new permanent home of the festival starting in 2027. variety.com/2024/film/news…
Come on do the hilarious thing and cast Ronan Farrow
Martin Scorsese is eyeing a Frank Sinatra biopic with Leonardo DiCaprio as the singer and Jennifer Lawrence as his second wife Ava Gardner. Sony is said to be the frontrunner to nab the project, but Sinatra's daughter Tina hasn’t yet given her blessing. wp.me/pc8uak-1lE1eN
Olivia Rodrigo and Taylor Swift are fighting a proxy war through their tour openers, Chappell Roan and Sabrina Carpenter
I need everyone to know that Leighton Meester is in a St. John campaign
@hijennieblair Just Kids is one of few memoirs that have really stuck with me. I’m so happy for you. 🥹🫶
She’s not getting paid enough for this shit:
Reporter: 🫶 Caitlin Clark: "You like that?" Reporter: "I like that you're here." Caitlin: "Yeah, I do that at my family after every game.” Reporter: "Start doing it to me and we'll get along just fine." Caitlin: 😳 (via @IndianaFever / YT)
A sketchbook by Roz Chast, on discovering surprising new things about your longtime love: nyer.cm/9ztF5qh
@hijennieblair You are extra cool. Now somebody’s gonna cry at YOUR book signing. Maybe it will be me?????
wow okay where am I supposed to get my will to live now????????
HUGE NEWS: The Writers Guild just won our biggest victory since the strike. We flipped a non-union “unscripted” show. Starting today, all of the writers on Ridiculousness will have WGA coverage, health care, and residuals. Let me explain how we did it, and why it's a big deal.🧵
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HUGE NEWS: The Writers Guild just won our biggest victory since the strike. We flipped a non-union “unscripted” show. Starting today, all of the writers on Ridiculousness will have WGA coverage, health care, and residuals. Let me explain how we did it, and why it's a big deal.🧵
name change goes into effect tomorrow so as a last hurrah i’m taking my old name to the park and feeding it people food
Amy's notes on a script for an ALF movie. "He understands tax returns but not toilet paper"
you telling me that’s not jojo siwa
🎂 Happy 60th birthday, MAYNARD JAMES KEENAN!
I wish there was a "do not put me in a fucking tesla" option for lyft
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