I’ve decided not to pass out in Starbucks anymore. No one can change my mind.
Just got my booster. Now I can see over the dashboard
Next month I’ll be 792 months old
Fell asleep with my n95 mask on. I was allowed into all my dreams
#HowieMandel returns to the stand-up stage for a 90-minute special. "Howie Mandel & Friends: Don’t Sneeze on Me" -- tonight at 7 on West Tennessee CW39 (WNBJ 39.2, JEA 21/221, Spectrum 2/713).
Tell everyone on east coast to watch now on cw
Tonight! @howiemandel & Friends: Don’t Sneeze on Me airs tonight on @TheCW @ 8:00 pm / 7:00 Central! Courtesy of @justforlaughs
Look how fucking cute I am with my hands on my hips TELLING IT LIKE IT IS 🥰
East coast turn on Cw now for my standup show
“Howie Mandel & Friends: Don’t Sneeze on Me” airs tonight on the CW 8pm EST/ 7pm CST.
Come see what I was thinking so hard about lol
Tonight 8pm est. on the @TheCW my first standup show in 2 years for @justforlaughs with tons of great talent
I’m the most tolerant guy when it comes to lactose
I’ve just scheduled a 20 minute Q and A for 3:15 pst feb. 23 ,2023.