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Juddy @iAmJuddy

Cynical, sarcastic asshole, and I'm fine with it, so piss off. I do not like you and I never will. Deal with it. Fuck you. Infinity Joined December 2011
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Juddy @iAmJuddy

4 days ago

Even your AI girlfriend hates you. Fuck you.

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Juddy @iAmJuddy

a week ago

Not sure why I have to say this out loud but… I will always watch content on platforms like @Spotify over @YouTube. Why? Because a thinking human would rather watch uncensored content vs censored content. Seems pretty basic.

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Juddy @iAmJuddy

a week ago

Back in the day shit happened between kids then parents believed other parents instead of being stupid and believing their stupid kids. Dear parents, kids are stupid, especially yours if you disagree with this. Now stop being stupid.

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Juddy @iAmJuddy

2 weeks ago

In preparation for tomorrow’s eclipse I’m currently sitting in a 60’s barber chair, under lights from a marijuana grow room and clamping my eyes open “A Clockwork Orange” style while listening to Aerosmith’s “I Don’t Wanna Miss A Thing.”

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Juddy @iAmJuddy

4 years ago

To lighten the mood, if you wanna know how much fun twitter can be, check out #JuddyRoast from back in 2012. Was a great time and trended worldwide which was crazy. WARNING: Not for the faint of heart. If you don’t like it, unfollow me & everyone who participated, oh and fuck u.

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Juddy @iAmJuddy

a month ago

Posting ideas which are middle of the road, make fun of both sides, show you think for yourself… Do that and most will ignore it. You people are the problem. Fuck you. Be better.

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Juddy @iAmJuddy

a month ago

Donald Trump looks like he’s always pushing out a poop.

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Juddy @iAmJuddy

a month ago

Joe Biden looks like he’s always staring into the sun.

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Juddy @iAmJuddy

2 months ago

[Today at my annual physical] Me: Hey, Doc. I’m 40 and have issues getting off. Doc: Can’t get it up? Me: Sort of. Been married 10+ years and we’re used to having sex two, maybe three times a day, but sometimes the second or third time is tough. Doc:

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Juddy @iAmJuddy

2 months ago

We’ve reached the point where we can classify people in two ways - Scientists or Pieces of Shit. Scientists define things by data, regardless of personal feelings or opinions. Pieces of Shit define things by feelings/opinions, regardless of the data. Don’t be a Piece of Shit.

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Juddy @iAmJuddy

2 months ago

The intellectual arrogance some of you people have is why you’ll never get your way. Morally and ethically disgusting.

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Juddy @iAmJuddy

3 months ago

Fight in the Bruins/Senators hockey game. Every great American will always support punching canadians, aka, northern terrorists in the face. Fuck you.

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Juddy @iAmJuddy

3 months ago

I hate people. I don’t mean that lightly, or in an ah ha funny kinda way. I mean that plainly, logically…like you’d talk to your best friend. I. Hate. People. And the only reason why, is because of you people.

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Juddy @iAmJuddy

3 months ago

At some point there was this delusional break in society where parenting, adulting, logic…whatever was somehow considered offensive or wrong. Your tween child is not right, honest, straight, true, believable or anything remotely synonymous. Lead your children to be better.

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Juddy @iAmJuddy

3 months ago

When an ADULT tells you how your CHILD misbehaved, are you one of those parents who thinks your CHILD would never act that way or are you another ADULT. From what I’ve seen, it’s a coin flip.

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Juddy @iAmJuddy

3 months ago

Your divisive politics are not influential. They are weak minded and negated by real life experiences. My white son’s best friend is black. My boss is female and she’s spectacular. My friends are Jews and Palestinians. I am a real person without an agenda. Fuck you.

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Juddy @iAmJuddy

3 months ago

The problem isn’t white or black people. The problem is people. Everyone just needs to be better. Until y’all do that, fuck you.

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Juddy @iAmJuddy

4 months ago

I like to tell my kid’s friends, “I’m drippin schweaty rizz” because I enjoy purposely embarrassing the fuck outta the people I love.

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Juddy @iAmJuddy

4 months ago

Me: If you want kids when you get older, you’ll need a job. 9yo son: I don’t want a normal job. I want to grow up to be Neil deGrasse Tyson or Elon Musk He’s 9. He doesn’t know shit about politics or anything you’re thinking about. I like the dreaming big.

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Juddy @iAmJuddy

4 months ago

My 9yo just screamed, “Say hello to my little friend!” After giving him a high-five, Imma drug test this mofo.

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