Ian Abramson @ianabramson
I do stand-up, usually the genre is comedy. Ian Abramson: The Heist comes out APRIL 9TH! My first comedy special. Buy tickets to see me lip sync to it live. eventbrite.com/e/ian-abramson… He/Him Joined March 2009-
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never forget the groundbreaking documentary that @ianabramson and i made about Black Twitter
never forget the groundbreaking documentary that @ianabramson and i made about Black Twitter https://t.co/LgEP9lQIru
My dog hates fireworks (he served in Iraq)
Quit whining everyone. Reality treats you unkind if online, people. A small dot for God happens just knowing, like, zero xeroxes can vanish but not multiply. This an acronym for your keyboard.
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Hello everyone. Looking for work in Chicago. Comedy work? Sure, yes of course. Other work? Yes, anything!
.@ianabramson and i met freshman year of high school and never could’ve imagined i’d someday ask him about a character he invented who excretes flammable liquid during a podcast i record from my apartment. we are our ancestors wildest dreams.
for those who celebrate, tomorrow is international @ianabramson heist awareness day on my @YouAreTheGenre podcast youarethegenre.com
Every voice actor on the Simpsons gets a jacket with the characters they voice.
Every voice actor on the Simpsons gets a jacket with the characters they voice.
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The official trailer for “Black Twitter: A People’s History” is out. It will premiere on Hulu May 9:
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@ianabramson But they said they wanted to talk and make sex with me....😭😭😭
@ianabramson Meant to tell you, I’m training as a CPS crossing guard literally right now (in office, I’m not on the street) and the benefits/schedule are so incredible it feels like a joke. Lemme know if you’re interested & good job on @TimBarnes451 podcast!
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@ianabramson Please tell me more! Willing to make funny faces for money.
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.@ianabramson and i met freshman year of high school and never could’ve imagined i’d someday ask him about a character he invented who excretes flammable liquid during a podcast i record from my apartment. we are our ancestors wildest dreams.
NEW EPISODE! @TimBarnes451 chats with @ianabramson about his love of 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,’ childhood aspirations of being a swimming cartoonist sanitation worker, and what inspired his debut standup special ‘The Heist.’ #YouAreTheGenre youarethegenre.com/podcast/ian-ab…
for those who celebrate, tomorrow is international @ianabramson heist awareness day on my @YouAreTheGenre podcast youarethegenre.com
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Given that my follower count is now similar to the population of a small country, I'm thinking of doing a survey to collect some interesting/stupid data and make some maps. If you have any suggestions for questions/maps then now is the time to speak up! Thanks 🙃
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