just another 𓆏 in the machine @icumwhenucry
I’m not a bitch, but I’ve played one on tv from the hills Joined January 2014-
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one cameo from jeff probst telling me "you're still in this" and not to give up would fix me
What would happen if you put cream cheese on a grilled cheese? Am I flying too close to the sun?
Kristen: “It is *so* hard being an empath.” #TheValley Editors: 💀
This is wild. 🤯 (via @bravobybetches)
This is a Paul Wharton stan account. He was basically the 6th housewife of DC. 💜 #RHODC
Just had to hand wash my yogurt spoon because I don’t trust the office sponge and it was strangely erotic? I was literally just like… jerking off this spoon
RIP my little ginger king, you will never be forgotten 🧡
RIP my little ginger king, you will never be forgotten 🧡 https://t.co/b3NzlU40p5
Would it be fucked up if I went to Culver’s and got a grilled cheese AND cheese curds?
I see you spring
Who better to introduce Chili’s New Espresso Martini than Scheana and Katie? It’s made with Tequila, just how Katie would like it.
Bring back the guillotine honestly
Bring back the guillotine honestly
KatieBug ◡̈ @PhunkyWitch
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@pinkechochamber @Rollitupk They dont have Fazzolis where your from? We've been on it for 25+ years
Scheana worked a shift at @Chilis 😭😭😭 #PumpRules
have you ever had a non phish fan friend discover the lyrics to Contact and had to defend yourself from the nursery rhyme band liker allegations
I’m bringing a sign to the festival that says ‘retire bitch….’
@jayalexandeer At first glance I thought this was Andrea Denver.
@jayalexandeer I thought about them when I watched Saltburn 😂
one cameo from jeff probst telling me "you're still in this" and not to give up would fix me
@blndhairblckhrt I would sew my vagina SHUT if my husband didn’t help with the baby in any which way or form. You can tell he cares about himself and himself only.
@blndhairblckhrt To be honest the fact that if they broke up and he’d go to their daughter and say, “ well your mom f it up” is serious a problem. Like threatening to turn their daughter against her is serious abusive and inappropriate
i need one of the richard’s sisters to turn on their mom and write a book about her
@im7below Never thought of this possibility but I'm into it. I don't think it will be a lot of people but it'll happen. I highly doubt any randoms that have never heard note one of phish will be attending multiple nights after seeing a naked wook hit a dmt pen and fall down 800 stairs.