... that mum 🇦🇺 @imTHATmumxoxo

Life with horndog husband, gen alpha offspring, and spoilt fluffballs. #wifelife #mumlife mobile.twitter.com/search?q=from:… Down Under Joined March 2020

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... that mum 🇦🇺 @imTHATmumxoxo

a year ago

My husband has lovingly reminded me that tomorrow is ‘steak and blow job’ day…. I call steak and BS day… ffs #wifelife

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a year ago

I love that my kids can wait until they’re absolutely busting to pee, that they get to use their penis like a fire hose… 😒 #mumofboys

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2 years ago

October 1st: Is it too early for Halloween decorations?? Hubby says yes… I say no… (aka: too late it’s already done..) #halloween #spooky #boo

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2 years ago

Every time I try on something ‘fashionable’, it doesn’t look right… Probably because I have tits… and hips… #curvy #fashion

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2 years ago

How do ppl not tweet the same thing they’ve already tweeted before.. like, how do you know? Do u have a list? Do u go back through your tweets… 🤷🏻‍♀️🤔

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2 years ago

At the airport 🙌

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2 years ago

Helped my sister move house today and all I got was a donut 🍩

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2 years ago

*Listening to Spotify - Kesha, Blow - in the car* Mr7: This song is called “Blow” and Kesha sings it. Mr5: I like blow. 😳 #kidconvos #nonethewiser

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2 years ago

Generation gap proof… Me: *watching lego masters Kids: *playing iPads 😒

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2 years ago

Kmart are releasing a new app.. … it’s called debt collection 💸💸💸

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2 years ago

Happy Easter Every Bunny

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2 years ago

Ever looked at your butts reflection in the toilet water…? 🤔 😂

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2 years ago

#fml #mumlife Wanted to be the Easter bunny…

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2 years ago

Told mr5 to put away dishes… think he’s picked up my ocd skills… 🤔

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2 years ago

The only reason I have an analogue clock in our house is to tell when daylight savings has happened… 🕰 #melbourne

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2 years ago

Hubby: I have to get up at 5am every morning… (blah blah - after fighting that I can stay in bed til 7am) Also hubby: *playing PS5 til 1am* Me: 😒

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2 years ago

Every time I hear the name Fiona, I think of the way Shrek says “Fiona”.

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2 years ago

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2 years ago

First time I been to the hairdresser in almost 9years without a child in tow 🙌

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2 years ago

I only go to the hairdresser for the head massage… 💆🏻‍♀️

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introvert. Husband. Dad of 3.

bourbon fund: Venmo- Shane83

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Working mom in her 30s trying to hold it together. 2 kids, 3 if counting husband, 2 dogs. Sharing your daily dose of mom-edy moments.

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Told my husband, “don’t forget the two things we talked about,”knowing full well we only talked about one thing, just to see him sweat.

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