Internet of Shit @internetofshit
screw it, put a chip in it. say hello: [email protected] shop.internetofshit.net hot girl smarthome Joined July 2015-
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this website is miserable now so in case it dies im gonna hang on threads too threads.net/@internet_conn…
Well, Lg’s ceo would like to know what you are washing
Well, Lg’s ceo would like to know what you are washing
literally nothing of value
Technology is incredible
Garbage company
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The Orb is safe for eyes. The Orb is safe for skin. The Orb is safe for organs. The Orb is safe. The Orb is safe. The Orb is safe. The Orb is safe. The or
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So apparently imax theaters ran off of palm pilots for the quick turn reel unit. And nowadays, rather than having it run off a microcontroller or PC or raspberry pi or iPad, they just run a palm OS emulator? Lmao
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If your printer malfunctions: 1) Remain calm. Hold your ground or back away slowly. 2) Continue facing the printer, and do all you can to appear larger. Stand upright, raise your arms, open your jacket. 3) Never bend over or crouch down, avoid looking like a prey animal.
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why does the internet need to be involved in this
sorry son, we are reading this end user agreement for bed tonight
sorry son, we are reading this end user agreement for bed tonight
ok im on threads too, let’s go thread from our fridges (some lame ass squatted on this username) threads.net/@internet_conn…
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wholesome yet dystopian
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Google released the .ZIP tld on the world then just fucking left the entire domain business a month later. Not a serious company.
Google released the .ZIP tld on the world then just fucking left the entire domain business a month later. Not a serious company.
that’s what you get for using a Google product 🫡
that’s what you get for using a Google product 🫡
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