Jackie Kashian @jackiekashian
🎤Touring Stand-Up Comedian 📺See me on After Midnight, HBO, NPR, Conan, Corden, & more! 🎤Podcasts — Dork Forest🌳 Jackie & Laurie Show🎧 jackiekashian.com Los Angeles via 53172 Joined May 2009-
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@jackiekashian @anylaurie16 an interesting thing about the New Hart Button Down Mind thing is how he made everyone forget Shelley Berman, who had become a huge star with the phone bit years earlier. He was pissed until the day that he died about Newhart destroying his career.
@CheyCab @jackiekashian. Dad says you can give your own awards
Updated my website. Chicago. get tickets. I need this. (look forward to that message on EVERY city I post :) eventbrite.com/e/jackie-kashi…
“Elon Musk accused Jeff Bezos' ex-wife MacKenzie Scott of destroying Western civilization with her philanthropy. Then she quietly doubled her donations.”
You were not alone in taking mesmerizing to some - reality show dirtbag pussy grabbing petty thief and all around tool of fascism, capitalism, the Russian state and the lamest thugs in the world.
You were not alone in taking mesmerizing to some - reality show dirtbag pussy grabbing petty thief and all around tool of fascism, capitalism, the Russian state and the lamest thugs in the world.
LA- This Tuesday 4/23- a live @JackieandLaurie show at Flappers, with former Comics of the Week: @lisa_curry @funnyhelenhong @ClarkKimberlyL @katiebruise @jackiekashian and ME!
I don’t think i’m eligible to juror knobjob’s trial… i think he’s a traitor and should be dragged through the streets like Mussolini. That might affect my ability to judge whether he’s also a thief.
congrats to captain knobjob “Donald Trump will make history when he arrives in lower Manhattan Monday morning as the first former president to go on trial for criminal charges.”
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@jackiekashian I do 100% blame the people who eliminated the headphone jack.
Any day that allows Comics my age to dust off 30-year-old jokes is a day to celebrate
I hope someone is taking a photo of the eclipse
For those following my journey I am now 200+ episodes into @jackiekashian and @anylaurie16 show 2019 Dec J&K have no idea the pandemic is imminent but I do and eerily has a comedy with a horror movie suspense as I go thru the episodes now
so fun!! he got a standing o and did an encore!
Affordable housing non-profit in LA has an unexpected property tax bill that could evict its residents. If you support rent-controlled homes in LA, give @ gofund.me/2d50e8d9!
OK gentle French fries- i need to rehearse: TMB “I am RIGHT NOW available to listen to 45 minutes of comedy material in exchange for a t-shirt!” If that description fits you! Thank you. I know should be doing this on another platform.
BREAKING NEWS: More people are supporting Biden than capn knobjob
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New StripMallThinkTank: How's THIS for a tease-y clip? @jackiekashian relays the beginning of her teen romance saga in which she walks down the main drag of Wisconsin Dells shirtless. Listen up for the rest🤣 (and yes, we solve two gardening problems!) podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/str…
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@jackiekashian Ditto. But wouldn’t it be nice to have an opportunity to say it to his ugly, orange face!
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@jackiekashian I do 100% blame the people who eliminated the headphone jack.
just saw something funny and instinctively started texting it to OJ; this is going to feel weird for a while
I used 2 roast comics every year in a speech. It was all good clean fun unless the target was in the front row and the temperature was too hot! Here in Social Mediaville every opinion is sliced and diced. I guarantee you that BJ Novak’s career will thrive and withstand my “take.”