I was riding my motorcycle up in Lake Tahoe and I came around the corner and bam, I crashed into Jeremy Renner’s snowplow.
@jayleno I'm so sorry to hear of your recent mishaps, @jayleno, and wishing you a speedy & full recovery. At the same time, I'm missing comedian #BobEinstein a lot today, and I'm so glad to hear you've inherited and decided to carry on his iconic role of #SuperDaveOsborne. He'd be proud.
@lukemaynard @jayleno Ha ha super Jay
@jayleno Don’t get on a plane with Harrison Ford.
@jayleno How is that funny.
@jayleno @Brucehills You are the funniest! Be careful
@jayleno Not funny. Renner broke 30 bones in the process of saving his nephew’s life. Respect to the guy. Pure guts.
@jayleno Given your recent bad luck, I might refrain from snorkelling at the Great Barrier Reef. The likelihood of your becoming fish food seems quite elevated.
@JRDAWSONTV @jayleno Ahhhh, this must be your first day on twitter. Welcome.