Jessi Scott @jessithescott
performer, elder millennial, teacher, nerd, mom. Insta/TT: @jessithescott DMV Joined March 2009-
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This this this. Call out your narcissist and then walk away. This relationship was so triggering to watch. #boybye Also, This is prob my last tweet. Some of my best jokes were on here. Boycott hate. Boycott greed. Later potaters 💕
This this this. Call out your narcissist and then walk away. This relationship was so triggering to watch. #boybye Also, This is prob my last tweet. Some of my best jokes were on here. Boycott hate. Boycott greed. Later potaters 💕
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Petition to be able to sue toilet paper companies for false advertising if their product says “soft”, “plush” or whatever when, in fact, it’s like wiping your ass with sandpaper…
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truer words have never been spoken
Since most of the Supreme Court wants to control women’s bodies, today I took matters into my own hands. Medicaid covered it too; take that conservative, theocratic, misogynistic state. #RoeVWade #protectwomen #mybodymychoice #BirthControl
I don’t know who’s cooking their chicken in NyQuil, but I know they are definitely white. Y’all gotta stop this nonsense, we’ve done enough stupid for the history of time. #NyQuilChicken #whitepeopleshit #gross #juststop #comedy
Sometimes I’m afraid I’ll die alone and then I meet another dude and I’m like; “Maybe that’s not so bad”
One week until I decorate for Halloween. I will not be taking questions at this time. 🎃 👻
If I smell like sage all week, mind your business. I’m going through some shit.
A fun thing to do when conversation gets awkward is yell “LINE!” #autistic #Neurodivergent #socialanxiety
Random older men in my dms: So what state do you live in? 😘😍 Me: Chaos, Bill, I live in a state of chaos.
SO happy to be returning to the stage as Jemilla in Firebringer, Opening Aug 5. Tickets on sale now! @DominionStage #DominionStage #Firebringer #Jemilla #starkid #musicaltheatre
I can’t tell if you’re flirting with me or just being nice: an autobiography. (No seriously, which one is it bc some of you are REAL cute)
“Verily, I hath released mine fucks unto the void. There is not one left to bestow upon thee.“ - Every Shakespearean clown ever. #scholar #Shakespeare #jokes #comedy #askmeaboutmymastersdegrees
What’s that? a celebration of liberation from an oppressive government so that everyone has representation in the courts and we can all live our best lives free of tyranny? Yeah tell me when that happens, I’ll just be over here chillin with no bodily autonomy. Pass the tea.
“I’ve taught all your kids to fight” is something I got to say at work today. I love teaching theatre. #teacher #theatre #education #kids #stagecombat
Glenn Thompson @GlennThompson11
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@richardpreiss.bsky.s.. @richardmpreiss
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Dungeons + Drama Nerd.. @DNDramaNerds
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DCist @DCist
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