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Truth be told
Why the assumption I am fake?
This is a parody
You don’t need to tell people you follow me in your bio. It proves nothing.
I keep telling Dad that we don’t need to put people through the same childhood I had.
I keep telling Dad that we don’t need to put people through the same childhood I had.
Bring it!
There’s a time for compassion. There’s a time for patience. There’s a time for forgiveness. And when they all run out, don’t act surprised when we turn the tables upside down.
Sir Isaac Newton 🇵.. @SirlssacNewton
8K Followers 4K Following The one and only discoverer/inventor of Gravity. English mathematician, physicist, astronomer, alchemist, theologian.
Ned | Never Ratio'd a.. @nedratio
2K Followers 684 Following block = instant L | For Legal reasons this is PARODY | other account: @nedratios | #spreeswoats
Solomon, King👑 @GoodKingSolomon
6K Followers 6K Following King Jedidiah Solomon, 3rd King of the United Monarchy of Israel, Son of David. Author of the most woke books in the Bible. Parody, blue check.
St. Peter @StPeterGateKeep
15K Followers 139 Following Heaven's bouncer. If your name isn't on the list, you're not getting in.
Windsor D. Luffy🍉�.. @realenglandtw
854 Followers 684 Following i am going to be king of the empires 🟪 AID GAZA NOW
The Holy Spirit @LordGiverOfLife
6K Followers 192 Following founder, #GodSquad // dms open for thoughts & prayers
Biff Metatron - Procy.. @Biff_Metatron
3K Followers 4K Following Metatron...He who speaks (Pleads) for the world before the Holy One. 3 Enoch 30 Voice of God - #VoG Scribe of Heaven- #SoH Knower of Secrets - #KoS
Baldr ᛒᚨᛚᛞᚱ.. @real_baldr
785 Followers 585 Following NOT GOW VERSION! MVRP MUN is 19+ pfp: Safiru, DeviantArt The character used Is Fili, acted by Dean O'Gorman in The Hobbit Lewd Is rare and never on TL.
silly meevin @meevin21
314 Followers 357 Following The silliest of all meevs :P (she/her🏳️⚧️) #meevintwt
Freya @RealFreyja
1K Followers 1K Following I do alot of Great things but.. Spelling ain't one of em #ParodyAccount
Simon Bwamu @bwamu_simon
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Mr Munashe Muzengeza @MrMMuzengeza
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Ramson 💪🏻254 @Ramson254
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Dribbler034 @dribbler034
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Evalyn Kasivo @EvalynKasivo
4 Followers 71 Following
Dennis Wandare @DennisWandare
73 Followers 235 Following
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Jason Croxford @CroxfordJason
88 Followers 295 Following 10+ years marketing pro | Holistic plant enthusiast 🌿 | Certified in breathwork | Outdoor & sports lover | Jet ski aficionado 🌊 | Let's thrive together!
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Jeffrey @J3ffness
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Here to serve the Lor.. @serve29041
0 Followers 2 Following
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1 Followers 97 Following
Chris @TheysaidweRV
94 Followers 3 Following Come with us on a potentially insane journey towards full time RV life, harley riding, trail hiking, and supreme outdoor cooking. See you on the Road!
Purushotham Purushu @Purushotha74292
0 Followers 13 Following
Joseph Githinji @githinji4
95 Followers 734 Following
JInfinity8 @JInfinityJ8
35 Followers 176 Following Recording Artist | Songwriter | Music Producer | Artists let’s work Creds: @WeWantEbie, @Moneybaggyo @KingJboiKOs @KillaKyleon @pnbrock
Gavin Pendexter @Gavywavy09
1 Followers 58 Following
basil kinnie @rowanstillexist
6 Followers 52 Following she/her NSFW DNI 😡 I like omori Smg4 and stuff
Michael A Ballesteros @TimePugs
1 Followers 21 Following
Hazy @Hazy_Dreams_21
3 Followers 143 Following A place for my stupidity, deep thoughts of my own and ones that I find on the internet.
Dark (follows back.. @DarkYouTube83
672 Followers 822 Following Just ur average gamer tbh https://t.co/FgEZVz8S4E NSFW DO NOT INTERACT ROBLOX PLAYER SINCE 2015 Goal: 1k followers
TheStormX @TheStormX_
806 Followers 268 Following I like Marvel Snap. I like singing. I suck at both. I communicate through GIFs.
Nogozzeki @NogoDavi
66 Followers 599 Following
Mystic @Mystic_xx_rl
96 Followers 338 Following Photographer | 16 🇺🇸 | WHS 26 | Rocket League Player (P2) Lone wolf, don’t join teams… | Focus on the future and the rest will fall in place… trust
Toney W Scotts @tonyscotts7777
0 Followers 29 Following Head Director in Maternal, Child and Adolescent and women Health Institute, all things maternal newborn health, strengthening all midwifery and gender equity
Chase Campbell @ChaseBCamp05
0 Followers 23 Following
Haron Muturi @HaronMuturi7
0 Followers 3 Following
Felkens Jean-francois @FelkensF16507
0 Followers 2 Following
Creating coloring Bas.. @BasemColor15444
0 Followers 26 Following
Paul Revere @notpaulrev
3 Followers 4 Following
gabriel Henrique @gabriel44840014
1 Followers 11 Following
This is the only time you can come out to the people and tell them you’re not white
@jesus Well, thanks Jesus..it was fun while it lasted, I guess I knew 3 things.. 1) You weren't going to follow anybody (good thing, set expectations high and expect people to follow you) 2)You weren't going to fix the Taylor Swift BS. 3)You weren't going to be getting me a beer. Later
@jesus I am rendered speechless. A little offended possibly. Not sure.....I love Jesus....Computing.....
@jesus I love it, hilarious. I'm still laughing after finding out about it. Great job!!!
Dear human @jesus I'm glad to hear someone took some of the time to make us laugh. I read the article recently. Very touching 🥲
I talked to @jesus about prayer requests, Elon, and recycling jokes for @BusinessInsider: businessinsider.com/im-verified-je…
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