Tonight’s the night! #Oscars95 at 8e|5p on @ABCNetwork
@jimmykimmel @ABCNetwork On the social champagne carpet at the Oscars Kelly Ripa was seen debating daylight savings time and Jamie Lee Curtis interrupted, "simply put when the sun goes down you go to bed and when the sun rises you wake up."
Just to remind you while dressing up, playing a part in the movie you were not hired to play. Um, exactly what do you do again? Correct answer "I carry on a centries old tradition of distributing information from questionable sources with political agendas masquerading it as 'entertaining'"
@jimmykimmel @ABCNetwork As a gift the Academy gave Jimmy Kimmel a bowl. He said I already have one during the Christmas season. Academy responds, "but is it filled with golden statues?"
@jimmykimmel @ABCNetwork Can’t wait to watch!
@jimmykimmel @ABCNetwork The night nobody’s watching!
@jimmykimmel @IAMGUILLERMO @ABCNetwork Coming quick you ready @j_theDirector ?
@jimmykimmel @ABCNetwork Jimmy, I can't wait for your show tonight. It will be a break of everything that is going on in the world. You will be tremendous. You are amazing, a very funny person.