My #Oscars monologue - thanks to @TomCruise for dropping me off… youtu.be/GoM-64EkchU
@jimmykimmel @TomCruise Are you still on TV? I remember when you were a pervert on the Comedy Channel. Learn something new every day.
@jimmykimmel @TomCruise Tom should have shown up tonight @TopGunMovie won the Oscar for sound. #Oscars
@jimmykimmel @TomCruise Surprised Cruise wasn’t nominated for Best Actor
@jimmykimmel @MSchadler @TomCruise You almost took "break a leg" to new heights
@jimmykimmel @TomCruise Where are the girls on trampolines?
@jimmykimmel @TomCruise I thought Matt Damon will come slap you as part of your monologue, missed him 😄😄💖 love to see both of you in the stage.👌👏
@jimmykimmel @TomCruise I finally did it. I was completely oblivious to the Oscars till after it was over. Nice.
@jimmykimmel @TomCruise The "joke" about Robert Blake...you have NO class.😏