Jimmy Pardo @jimmypardo
Standing up comedian & host of the award-winning podcast @NeverNotFunny. Appeared on Conan, Tonight Show, Late Late Show & more. I quit Bryan Adams' band. jimmypardo.com Joined May 2009-
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Another game, another loss. 3-159, here we come!! #WhiteSox #makinghistory #SellTheTeam #firesomeoneANYONE
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OK. I’ll be fine with 3-159! Go for history!! #WhiteSox #SellTheTeam
Hitting the road for a small West Coast swing this Summer! August 13 - San Francisco - CTT @ Shelton Theater August 14 - Seattle - The Here-After Theater August 15 - Portland - The Siren Theater Ticket links avail at: jimmypardo.com/tour-dates/
THIS Saturday... April 20, I am once again taking over the Yoo Hoo Room at @FlappersComedy in Burbank! The great @WendyLiebman joins me! Get tix: flapperscomedy.com/shows/jimmy-pa… In the meantime, here's a pic of me hanging out w @MotleyCrue & Sir Paul in 1984.
At this point, I want the @whitesox to lose every remaining game. Fuck it, let’s go for history… 2-160! #selltheteam
This Saturday’s @PopCulturedGame will be livestreamed for just $10 via @ucbtla!! Great lineup: @bibbymoynihan, @shleighcrystal, @Federman! Get tix here: ucbcomedy.com/show/pop-cultu…
Next Saturday! April 13 at @ucbtla - @PopCulturedGame returns with this terrific lineup: @bibbymoynihan, @shleighcrystal, @Federman! Come on out... everyone in the audience has a chance to win a crap prize! ucbcomedy.com/show/pop-cultu…
Watch this & then help @ToddGlass live his dream of doing a crazy big show in the Big Apple!! Top 7 funniest guys in the world!!
Watch this & then help @ToddGlass live his dream of doing a crazy big show in the Big Apple!! Top 7 funniest guys in the world!!
Baseball season is here! And that means you score with savings on all "Lean & (Sorta) Mean 2024 Tour" Merch!! Use code BASEBALL to get 10% off all shirts, posters & pins! Head to jimmypardo.bigcartel.com NOW!!!
Way to go, Donnie! I say pawn those babies to help w the legal fees!!
I'm convinced @Whitesnake is a 40% stakeholder in @SIRIUSXM. #HereIGoAgain #IsThisLove #JudgementDay #StillOfTheNight
As a reminder, I’m doing one of these dumb things each day on @tiktok_us! Join me for the journey, won’t you? #TikTok tiktok.com/t/ZTLL1JKLe/
Fun fact: the master shot camera for the “In Memoriam” segment was positioned at my house.
Tomorrow night, 3/9 @ 7pm PT… it’s another @PopCulturedGame at @ucbtla !! Great lineup. Come join us! ucbcomedy.com/show/pop-cultu…
I just saw a group of teenagers do Shakespeare & their performance was more authentic & emotionally honest than Katie Britt’s SOTU rebuttal.
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DaveHolmes.bsky.socia.. @DaveHolmes
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@jimmypardo At first, I thought you were posting the winning record of the Washington Generals vs. Harlem Globetrotters... Love your music knowledge and comedy stylings, sir - hoping someday you'll venture North to #yeg for a show or two!
Don't worry everyone! Mike Clevinger and Tommy Pham are on the way with their cumulative 3.6 WAR! That'll fix EVERYTHING!!! #WhiteSox
I defy anyone who tells me Ozzie couldn't be plucked right out of the studio and manage this team better. #WhiteSox
The #WhiteSox should trade for Esteury Ruiz if OAK makes him available. He's only 25, has 3 yrs of control, he won't cost top prospects to get but he has tons of upside, and he'd be an affordable extension. We have MiLB arms to spare and we need a leadoff bat to spark the lineup.
@jimmypardo As a Tigers fan, the true crime of the season was allowing us to steal the amazing @jasonbenetti. He’s unbelievable
@jimmypardo Hi, Jimmy! Guess what the White Sox and Twins have in common, as of this very moment?
@jimmypardo As a Phillies fan I thank you for the automatic wins
The White Sox have been shut out at least once in their first seven series this season.
This entire #WhiteSox organization is unfathomably, unequivocally godawful. Shut out on 1 hit by a spot starter. Unwatchable broadcast booth. The worst offense I’ve ever seen. And they’re averaging 1 win per WEEK. I’m dropping a barn burner tomorrow on @SouthSideSox. Stay tuned.
@jimmypardo My Minnesota Twins may give your Sox a run for their money for the worst in the Central. I know it's not physically possible, but I am still convinced the team has a negative batting average. That's how bad their hitting is this year. 🤬
@jimmypardo At least you still have the best tv announcer in the league.... Nevermind.
@jimmypardo Throughout my lifetime of watching baseball, it has always felt to me like it's almost impossible to win both games of a doubleheader, no matter how good your team, or how bad your opponent, sooo if you can get the White Sox to just play doubleheaders the rest of the year...
i had so much fun @jimmypardo and yeah, that's a @theliamnissan hat.
In case you missed it, Steve @Marmel joined us for a terrific show this month! You can hear that now at your platform of choice! Enjoy it with video with your #NNFPlatinum membership! NeverNotFunny.com!
So Korey Lee should be the White Sox primary catcher, right?
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