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Barbie and Oppenheimer. Well all I can say is the “Bar” better “bie” “Oppen” so I can say “hei” to a few “mer” ice cold beers!
just got out of asteroid city and my biggest take away is that shake milton sounds like a wes anderson character
just got out of asteroid city and my biggest take away is that shake milton sounds like a wes anderson character
dc is so special
nearly gave my gf a heart attack telling her that burnie was taken the hospital before explaining that I meant the heat mascot and not bernie sanders
nearly gave my gf a heart attack telling her that burnie was taken the hospital before explaining that I meant the heat mascot and not bernie sanders
first the smoke and now bear sightings? it feels like I’m back in montana
first the smoke and now bear sightings? it feels like I’m back in montana
last time i went to a nuggets game in denver, pete davidson and machine gun kelly were sitting courtside and i’ve never seen two people more high in my life
(i am also going to the era’s tour this weekend)
(i am also going to the era’s tour this weekend) https://t.co/pcY8ah6ESE
really wish this game was in philly. the vids of swifties entering the linc while sixers fans were leaving wells fargo center would have been tremendous content
in the past week the timberwolves made the playoffs, i moved from the suburbs to one of my favorite dc neighborhoods, and i got a job offer i’m really excited about. life is so good
WELCOME TO MINNESOTA, @lovediamond01
a week from today we’ll be moved into our new apartment and i’ll finally be a dc resident
I’m glad to say I (probably) saw Caitlin Clark’s last loss before this crazy run. the terps cooked them earlier this month i can’t believe this is the same team
My mom just led telling me my dad had surgery to reattach his retina with asking if we get out petco delivered thru USPS or something else
Hate to defend a robot, but chat based AI is trained to give answers it thinks the user wants to hear, so desperately craving its approval and being told to leave your wife says way more about you than the ai
If I was an alien and my first close up look of earth was the hi-line, I’d turn around too
If I was an alien and my first close up look of earth was the hi-line, I’d turn around too
Land acknowledgments are so weird because if you aren’t also advocating to give that land back to indigenous people, you’re really just bragging about being on stolen land
we’ve spent the last two and a half years debating how defund is unpopular and a flawed slogan or whatever but as it turns out none of the pitiful reforms liberals have proposed and implemented have done a thing. defunding the police is still the only policy to deliver results
the only bad thing about fare evasion is that fares for public transit exist at all. almost all roads are toll-free and car infrastructure is more expensive, worse for the environment, and lead to bad city design. stop blaming poor people for policy failures.
i got to the arena an hour early to make sure i got my kyle kuzma pink sweater bobble head (only for first 10k fans) and i really did not need to come this early
So delusional. He’s been traded three times with two of those teams winning titles shortly after and the other team getting KD. I don’t think anyone’s even a little upset they “fucked up the opportunity” with him
So delusional. He’s been traded three times with two of those teams winning titles shortly after and the other team getting KD. I don’t think anyone’s even a little upset they “fucked up the opportunity” with him
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Alan Henney @alanhenney
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𝐉𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐧 .. @JmacG0AT
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K👁🌲🐺🌲 @Kgformvp211
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Matt @AndreElGigante
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Alex Kennedy @AlexKennedyNBA
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BasketballNews.com @basketbllnews
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My wife saw a hedgeho.. @DJCLOCKmpls
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Paw Talk @PawTalk1
437 Followers 638 Following Official Twitter of the Timberwolves NBA team (it's not really lol)
makkie @makkiehaller
10 Followers 19 Following Graduate student at UMD | International Education Policy
ForMotiv @formotiv
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Drew Ponder @drew_ponder
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Wolf Den @MNWolfDen
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Habib Kone @DHugeman
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Lukas of the Flower M.. @LorentzLukas
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Comedian Ben Bailey �.. @RealBenBailey
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Carter Snedigar @C_Sned
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Neil Flanagan @jg_bollard
2K Followers 1K Following I am writing a book about the ways the founders of American urban planning experimented on the neighborhoods of Washington, DC before World War II.
WUSA9 @wusa9
139K Followers 5K Following Your stop for breaking news, weather & traffic in DC, Maryland & Virginia. Story ideas? Email [email protected]. (@CBS, @TEGNA)
Purple Line @PurpleLineMD
5K Followers 1K Following #PurpleLineMD is a 16-mile light-rail line with 21 stations that will extend from Bethesda in Montgomery County to New Carrollton in Prince George’s County.
Commissioner Aru Sahn.. @Aru5F02
437 Followers 171 Following ANC Commissioner for DC's 5F02, covering northeast Edgewood. Member of @ANC5F & Transportation Committee Chair. Mastodon: @[email protected] Personal: @IAmAru
DC Crime Facts @dccrimefacts
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Bank of America @BankofAmerica
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MD Driver in DC 🚙�.. @MD_Driver_in_DC
3K Followers 1K Following We live in Maryland, but my kids attend DC Public Schools. Love my SUV, my parking/handicapped sticker and texting while I drive.🚙 📳🚳🚷🏁
swiftie struggle twee.. @swifferstruggle
237K Followers 4 Following not affiliated with taylor swift, the swiffer cleaning products. fan account. dm for partnership.
Ed Garnett @Ward5Ed
1K Followers 871 Following Former ANC 5E01 Commissioner, housing/transport/education policy advocate, Edgewoodian, dad, email @ gmail
Sam Herder @SamHerderFCS
16K Followers 759 Following •Senior FCS Analyst @HEROSports_FCS •@HERO_SportsCFB editor •FCS Top 25/national awards voter •FCS Football Talk host (https://t.co/liPpTa2nTn) •@BetMGM writer
Greg @dcdutchiedude
1K Followers 939 Following From the Garden State to the 51st State to Amsterdam. Tweets about baseball, baseball, and baseball. Once mistaken for Sean Doolittle by Bob Costas
Advisory Neighborhood.. @anc5edc
649 Followers 5 Following ANC5E proudly serves the communities of Bates, Bloomingdale, Eckington, Edgewood, Hanover, Stronghold & Truxton Circle. Meets @ 7 pm on the 3rd Tues each month.
Daniel Warwick @danielmwarwick
2K Followers 2K Following No longer an ANC Commissioner who knows FAR too much about the Gas Station Advisory Board and the difference between cellar & basement; the crankiest subtweeter
Anji @AnjiNyquist
3K Followers 1K Following Hand model, Cat mom to NAZREID, Jeopardy! champ, host of @theboylynxpod, & that’s about it. #MPLS #WolvesBack
Commissioner Joe Bish.. @joe5f6
896 Followers 442 Following Thank you for electing me #ANC5F 06 (Eckington)! Pro safe streets, diverse housing, transparency. Tweets my own, not official or reflective of ANC.
Tom Sietsema @tomsietsema
55K Followers 2K Following Food critic for the Washington Post and James Beard award winner ("America's Best Food Cities")
Melissa & Chris Brunt.. @modacitylife
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fixcircle.bsky.social @FixCircle
4K Followers 3K Following Tweets by Conor Shaw. Born and raised in DC. Husband, father, cyclist, urbanist, and recovering attorney. Former Eckington Civic Assn. president.
7News DC @7NewsDC
193K Followers 1K Following Breaking news, weather, sports and information for the Washington, D.C. area.
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83K Followers 4K Following Things @SecretBase. Twitch @KofieWhy. Partner: @Elgato @underdogfantasy PROMO CODE: KOFIE inquiries: [email protected]
Songbyrd Music House @SongbyrdDC
6K Followers 2K Following Shows • Drinks • Food // 540 Penn Street N.E. @unionmarketdc // Home is where the music is // Also: @byrdlandrecords // Calendar + 🎫👇🏽
Ray Delahanty | CityN.. @Nerd4Cities
38K Followers 767 Following Plangineer (AICP) when I’m at work, alter ego CityNerd when I’m not. New videos on cities and transportation every Wednesday. https://t.co/WVjqtam1Ly
I Think You Should Le.. @ITYSL_memes
73K Followers 989 Following You’re looking at a nude egg. Your #1 source for ITYSL news, memes, & content. I’m just like such a huge fan of ITYSL’s music AND its acting. Let’s slop ‘em up!
FLBS - Univ. MT @FLBSUM
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Justin Wolfers @JustinWolfers
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Joe Flood @joeflood
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5K Followers 44 Following On May 30 1980, the original 9:30 club opened. Before that, the venue was called… THE ATLANTIS. Where Music Begins.
Found out recently about Country Roads taking place in Maryland not Virginia
@MetBranchTrail @DDOTDC This section is already dicey even when the bike lane protections are properly installed, let alone without them. x.com/johndavisson/s…
I've had plenty of close calls and raging drivers as a cyclist in DC, but last night's experience along the MBT in NoMa was bonkers. Thread.
@WashProbs This one always makes me laugh
Lorde just told the crowd at the Anthem that she swam??? In the Potomac??? To get a feel for D.C???? The crowd is in SHAMBLES
@WashProbs 1) We opened for business 2) We are still open today
Planet of the Bass - Official Music Video (feat. Ms. Biljana Electronica) youtu.be/S-OgkNgxm3k
I haven't had something live up to the anticipation this hard since Elden Ring
Planet of the Bass - Official Music Video (feat. Ms. Biljana Electronica) youtu.be/S-OgkNgxm3k
Parking a U-Haul outside of a federal building in Oklahoma City can now get you indicted
Watching cable TV and tweeting can now get you indicted.
I've seen some people suggest that the new construction at Rhode Island Ave lead to flooding but that doesn't add up. The area has been 90% hardscape since the 70s at least. The new buildings in fact added a ton of stormwater detention features.
I live in Maryland so I have no choice
2K24 has Jordan Poole calling for an iso on Draymond Green in their trailer 😅
Greatest hip hop propaganda movie scene ever
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We need to fix H Street @charlesallen. @erikbruneryang and @maketto1351 represent the best of DC. They don’t deserve this again! @theHillisHome @DCPoliceDept
HD VERSION!!! Lorde playing her new unreleased song “Silver Moon” in Budapest.
@LordKadidy Glad you felt the need to tweet about Grizzly football when you weren’t asked li’l bro
and you are storming the capitol right now. oh this is an old photo? i see
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