Josh Comers @joshcomers
Los Angeles, CA Joined July 2009-
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Poop-your-pants funny.
Poop-your-pants funny.
How many beloved comedians are we going to lose this week?
How many beloved comedians are we going to lose this week?
#RIP Richard Lewis. Truly an original. I went to one of his book signings in 2000 and told him I was a comic and a huge fan. In response, here's how he signed my book.
Best thing about this wet weather is building rain men with my son.
A reminder I'm at @SFSketchfest this Sunday w/ #LetsMakeAPoop game show returning w/@alyankovic @donttrythis (Adam Savage) & surprise guests! tkts: prod3.agileticketing.net/websales/pages… or STREAM it like all the kids and ruthless executives are doing nowadays! go to veeps.com/sfsketchfest/a…
A reminder I'm at @SFSketchfest this Sunday w/ #LetsMakeAPoop game show returning w/@alyankovic @donttrythis (Adam Savage) & surprise guests! tkts: prod3.agileticketing.net/websales/pages… or STREAM it like all the kids and ruthless executives are doing nowadays! go to veeps.com/sfsketchfest/a… https://t.co/fZjAEhjKv6
I was so productive during the strike. Completed 5 whole signs!
Writers, I'm still around to hear your life story if you'll listen to mine.
I don’t want the strike to end before I get hit by a car.
Trying to be optimistic, so I had three breakfasts at Swingers this morning. #wga
With his first order in paradise, Jimmy Buffet throws a curveball, orders the salmon.
I hear Bob Barker’s being buried … in a brand new casket!
Went to Philly to see Springsteen but he cancelled due to me having amazing seats. #wawa
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Once again Moscow Marge is busy deploying her Kremlin talking points. Is she a useful idiot or is she intentionally spreading Putin’s lies? Either way it’s pathetic and unAmerican.
Do you know how many OJ jokes we've had to endure? As a culture? It's staggering. Here's Josh Comers, saving the best for last.
I started out in standup with Dave Attell way back when, and one thing I can tell you for sure is that he is better at it than me, and also everyone else
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it’s my 40th birthday. started okay, got pretty bad, turned out just kind of bad.
BREAKING: Kansas Republican Party hosts fundraiser featuring accused child molester Ted Nugent where attendees could donate to assault President Biden in effigy. A disgusting display designed to encourage political violence. The head of the Kansas GOP Mike Brown should resign.
Trumpism in a nutshell
Trump in Rome, Georgia: "The polls are all rigged. Of course, lately they haven't been rigged because I'm winning by so much."
Just looked up at the #Oscars. The leads of the 1988 film "Twins" are getting a standing O.
It really seems like this can’t be right, but it is! Now it’s a supremely small sample size, and lots of contingency, but given that contingency and length of time, hard for this to be random.
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Fuck you.
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The Republicans in Robes know that delaying the trial over whether Trump has immunity GIVES him immunity.
Thomas needs to be in jail.
@joshcomers I have a similar autograph from Drew Carey!
Scrolling. Not seeing many people talking about how the Supreme Court just gave Trump the greatest gift of his lifetime...