jord & @jrdznn
Creole from Texas in SF Joined June 2014-
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I bet Olivia Rodrigo is just cackling as she drinks her third lavender matcha from the balcony of her Indio glamping tent rn
Wedding websites should offer a chat feature so that all the girlies can figure out what they’re wearing together
You think you just fell out of the 1830’s??? You exist in the context of the Oregon Trail and the cholera that came before you
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Ummm we need to talk about Austria…
Ummm we need to talk about Austria…
Stop creating new wedding dress codes! I’ve been trying to figure out wtf “night-time dressy casual” means for 2 hours and I still don’t know
This dogs vs kids discourse is distracting us from the real menaces we should be banning from society: preteens
Unpopular opinion but one of my biggest friendship red flags is a woman who views getting manicures as obligatory
“Children have more rights than dogs” is a very exhausting hill to die on in San Francisco considering 1. this entire city acts like their dogs are people and 2. this entire city is made of hills
It’s crazy to me how many people just proudly and openly believe that it’s justified to give animals more freedom of movement than mothers
It’s crazy to me how many people just proudly and openly believe that it’s justified to give animals more freedom of movement than mothers
“the Senate exists to protect small states and their interests!” yes and what exactly were the small states interested in protecting in 1776?? Sound it out
“the Senate exists to protect small states and their interests!” yes and what exactly were the small states interested in protecting in 1776?? Sound it out
I don’t understand how people are so casual about blacking out. Your brain had to stop processing memory just to keep you ALIVE? And you did that FOR FUN???
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emelia (they/ them) @Stolenwine
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big is moving to dc @mernnnnnnnnn
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Chase @chasebankCEO
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Black UT Longhorns Ne.. @BlackUTNetwork
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Susan @susan54rodrigue
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André Levy 🍉 @RealAndreLevy
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jay🏳️🌈 @JayJay72169955
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emelia (they/ them) @Stolenwine
2K Followers 1K Following they/ them • 🔞 • avid poem person 🌹 music & gender stuff mostly ! 🍉🍉🍉@prettybittermp3 • priv is mutuals only @secretmelshh 🧌 not a lady 🧌
big is moving to dc @mernnnnnnnnn
685 Followers 877 Following silence is a weapon!! i’m good with words. mother of @sunflowergirlco (archived) and father of #sunflowerfolk 🇭🇹•🌻•📖
Chase @chasebankCEO
2K Followers 1K Following it was a memoir at first, but now it's just like my first book
Spencer Schumacher @BikeLaneSpencer
679 Followers 573 Following 📃 #txlege staffer 🚈 Urban Transportation Commissioner 🚲 Chair, Bicycle Advisory Council 🏆 2023 @ATX_311 Bike Lane Blockage Complaint Champion
lauren @laurencocroft
644 Followers 553 Following Laura Croft without the tits • mostly funny, usually annoying • 🦀🔪 • she/her
changppell ryan (like.. @ChangoChutney
1K Followers 1K Following Texas Ex, guy who walks into an advertising agency | letterboxd: https://t.co/c0hXvvGLLl
Texas Speech @TexasSpeech
2K Followers 421 Following A speech team fostering open communication, student research and excellence in public speaking. Following things UTexas, speech alums, and news. Hook 'Em!
San Francisco Earthqu.. @SanFrancisco_EQ
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reaction videos @memepatissier
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Elmo @elmo
605K Followers 14 Following Elmo's Elmo! Elmo lives on Sesame Street and was told to tell you that Elmo is official! (account run with the help of Elmo’s mommy and daddy)
Rosemary V-O 🎷👼 @hirosemaryhello
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Chloe Michelle Howart.. @ChloeMHowarth
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Earthquake Robot @earthquakeBot
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karl the fog @KarlTheFog
357K Followers 263 Following All that is sunny does not glitter, not all those in the fog are lost.
NWS Bay Area 🌉 @NWSBayArea
187K Followers 641 Following Official Twitter account for the National Weather Service San Francisco Bay Area. Details: https://t.co/ayJVrZqhCS
Hello Kitty Says Free.. @_saranrio_
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Black UT Longhorns Ne.. @BlackUTNetwork
3K Followers 1K Following Connecting, Engaging, Networking, & Informing University of Texas Longhorns Worldwide! #BlackUT • #BlackUTNetwork 🤘🏿🤘🏾🤘🏽🤘🏼
Kayla Ancrum ✨on De.. @KaylaAncrum
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val has a headache. @niightmarefairy
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Amal El-Mohtar @tithenai
41K Followers 2K Following Wrote half of Time War. Oracle of Buses. Hugo, Nebula, Locus winner. @nytimesbooks columnist. Leaps wide oceans with irregular bounds. She/Her. Agent: @dongwon
𝒥𝑒𝓈𝓈 @worldreads
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Context Hunter @githii
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issa rae’s favorite.. @TheGreatIsNate
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Barstool Longhorn @UTBarstool
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🇵🇸 @mariyyum
365K Followers 17 Following “My success is only by Allah” Quran (11:88) Instagram : Mxriyum
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TIMES OF GAZA @Timesofgaza
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Mai Rajab 𓂆 @Mai_Gazan
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Shayan Sardarizadeh @Shayan86
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reb @rebmasel
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@1fuckedupvegan your stepdads collection and the library probably did more for you than what the kids have these days (being unaware until something viral tells them about it)
@1fuckedupvegan no i had vh1 and books and i used the internet to learn. i was in 5th grade making powerpoints on who the beatles influenced. i was writing livejournals about janis joplin’s influence on amy winehouse
like no offense but to be a taylor swift fan it seems like you have to be completely unaware of any music that came before to see her as a genius
never underestimate the power of memes
@loserluve “Beyond meat” cuz ain’t no way this shit real right now
The quote tweets are taking me OUT LOLOLOLOL they’re so wounded
Everyone who likes The Tortured Poets Department got their English papers handed back to them face down
Like putting two cucumber slices over my eyes
I cannot believe how extravagantly this did not work
Like putting two cucumber slices over my eyes
@flyosity gonna have to try to explain one day how you single handedly moved a faang market cap with a beard edit
Love that Zuck went from wondering who made the beard edit to contemplating not shaving anymore in just a few hours. It’s happening!
@jrdznn Wasn’t his name something dumb basic Stewart Little? I was in the computer lab that whole day, I had a great time lmao
Tom Holland really gave Zendaya flashbacks with those fingers 😭
@ykkswb Spider-Man: just hold on we’re going home
@jrdznn I forgot to reply to this 😭😭 I’m sorry but yes that a cute little dress and with some gold jewelry and maybe nude shoes
This looks like the cover art for an absolutely incredible album
Ultraviolet bath given to Soviet kids, USSR, 1980s (photo by Mark Wexler)
Wow, they even got Taylor😢
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