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I used to yell out of open windows, now I do this. twitr.buzz/just_evolved/f… Ontari-ari-ario, Canada Joined March 2012-
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If I don't get taken in the rapture tomorrow, do I still have to go to work?
Thanks for injecting something about "maga" into a totally unrelated and imaginary event. You smooth brained one trick ponies should try building model airplanes or something so you have something new to talk about once in a while
My body is a temple, but it's one of those temples in Thailand where they let monkeys shit all over the place
134 hostages still not home. #BringThemHomeNow
I've watched three seasons of Ted Lasso and still no helpful tips on roping techniques.
I'm sorry I'm not sensitive to your delicate world; I'm from the last century.
Fun Fact: in Canada, by lowering your thermostat to just above freezing and by wearing every piece of clothing you own, you can experience a windfall of 75 cents. Enjoy your new-found wealth, at least, until our government imposes the next carbon tax on April 1st.
I respect screaming babies on airplanes because they're the only ones providing honest feedback about the overall air travel experience
So are men's accounts illegal on 'X'? I only see hot women now
Found in a 400 year old wallet
If your client badgers you about charging too much for the job show them pictures of their 2 million dollar cottage
My dog just sniffed one of my thongs that was on the floor & immediately bit my son.
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GIVE ME UNLIMITED SHITPOSTS OR GIVE ME DEATH
My husband and I committed to never yelling at our kids. Then we had kids.
For over a century the Titanic has been killing rich people. Let that sink in.
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I Just want you to know. If you guys get drafted into WWIII, I'll be thinking of you every day.
WWIII? Donald trump is owned by Vladimir Putin. Donald trump stole thousands of classified documents. Now all hell is breaking loose in the Middle East. You do the fucking math.
BREAKING: New polling shows President Biden is DESTROYING Donald Trump by 14 points among voters aged 18-29. Let’s go.
I am using my eclipse glasses to view Barb's outfit.