Kaleb Horton @kalebhorton
Writer/photographer. Epic, GQ, MTV, Pitchfork, Rolling Stone, Vanity Fair, Vice. Looking for a job. [email protected]. Podcast: @LastExitShow vox.com/the-highlight/… Los Angeles, California Joined March 2011-
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Happy big 87 to Jack Nicholson, an actor who if you stop doing the voice for a few seconds is actually better than you remember. Serious candidate for best actor alive. He just did most of it more than 30 years ago and he seems like a scumbag, but bad news about actors.
Heard the most horrible child’s voice earlier screaming “LET’S GO PLAY,” just completely unbearable, and it gradually dawned on me that it was actually a parrot.
I wrote about Norm Macdonald and O.J. Simpson for GQ. gq.com/story/only-nor…
While people are posting Norm's Update jokes en masse, an underrated one: In Walnut Creek, California, anyone who turns in his gun can now get free therapy. And anyone who does not turn in his gun can get free anything.
Hey, my friend @paulduanefilm’s debut feature, All You Need is Death, is screening tonight and tomorrow at the Alamo Drafthouse in LA. You should go. Guy flew in all the way from Dublin and I’ve heard nothing but good things about it. youtu.be/30iDkjH6UqA?si…
I know we’re all mourning the loss of a great man today, Norm Macdonald. But for what it’s worth, I strongly suspect that he would have zagged and talked about the sadness of a retired family man getting cancer.
I’m convinced there are at least three stages when your wife is out of town for a week: days one and two are attempting to have fun and treat yourself, day three is creeping dread, and by day four you’re in full blown “oh my God, I literally don’t know how to be an adult” mode.
i would position it in movie theaters.
After hearing so much about it, that new Coppola movie better be an insane miscalculated fiasco. I’m gonna be really mad if it’s just boring.
Love how Gene Hackman trends every few weeks for the crime of being an extremely elderly private citizen in New Mexico. If anything, I’m just impressed that he can still drive.
This is the best thing Dolly Parton has put out in decades. youtu.be/e2qvHyFVm20?si…
Happy birthday to the implausibly alive Roger Corman. One of the most important filmmakers ever. He made them fun, sinful and cheap. King of the dirtbags.
There’s a cybertruck in our neighborhood now and it’s honestly impressive how ugly that thing is on a real life non-car commercial road. Looks like a prop from a bad movie, like if you ripped off the frame you’d find an old Camry underneath.
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Between Mitski and Beyonce, I’m really getting a kick out of all the pedal steel and cowboy hats the Zers are going to be adapting to this summer.
Between Mitski and Beyonce, I’m really getting a kick out of all the pedal steel and cowboy hats the Zers are going to be adapting to this summer.
Crowd for Mitski tonight (sick show go see her) was insane. Apparently she got fifty times more famous since I saw her at the Wiltern. Funny that she got a couple thousand Gen Zers to listen to so much pedal steel and a traditional arrangement of Ain’t No More Cane.
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Here's the latest episode of The Memory Palace. open.spotify.com/episode/7yXRR7…
Truly and unequivocally the best weekend ever, I can’t get enough of this man (thank you @bealoayza for the perfect photo)
Uh, Krusty. Hang on, kid. I got a tack in my head. #Simpsons
Someone bring this to NY asap @MovingImageNYC
Newly struck 70mm print! 🎞️ John Ford’s THE SEARCHERS (1956) is coming to the Egyptian + Aero for a 70mm limited engagement 4/28 - 5/4! 🤠⭐️ See a stunning new print of one of the most influential movies ever made: americancinematheque.com/series/john-fo…
Happy 87th birthday to Jack Nicholson. His kind of showmanship is gone -- male American actors like Chris Pine, Jake Gyllenhaal, and Ryan Gosling have to put on machismo as if it were a hairpiece. I reappraise some of his best work. wp.me/pzXeC-izu
“You may be old but are you 25?”
The b-section in The Man in Me is clearly inspired by Vic Damone's On the Street Where You Live. In fact, you could pretty much sing the all the lyrics to one to the melody of the other. Bob Dylan also writes about On the Street Where You Live in The Philosophy of Modern Song.
I've pulled out of a (paid!) panel I was supposed to do this week at CJS in support of the students, staff, and faculty. columbiaspectator.com/news/2024/04/1…
Further proof that Coachella is for depressed people without a job
"Last two years not being in the playoffs, it sucked… Last year, I went to Coachella. I ain't ever been able to go to Coachella." -- Damian Lillard
In honor of Jack Nicholson's birthday, here's Bob Dylan on the 1991 Grammy Awards and how Jack Nicholson was the only person who was "true to his word"
@rothschilddev @kalebhorton I enjoy how he completely drops the accent halfway through Departed
Here’s Big Wern telling the story about his acute perceptive skills and saying that incredible line youtu.be/m9P_sxaaMJE?si…