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i’ve been selecting juries for almost 2 decades, and this is one of the funniest remarks related to the process that i’ve ever read
i’ve been selecting juries for almost 2 decades, and this is one of the funniest remarks related to the process that i’ve ever read
We used NASA inspired technology to make this razzberry flavored vape
not you coming to me on the day of my daughter's wedding
one time i saw ants eating jizz out of a used condom on the ground in a parking lot
one time i saw ants eating jizz out of a used condom on the ground in a parking lot
Me, any time I’ve had two (2) beers:
Hope the uniform looks like this
Hope the uniform looks like this https://t.co/OuIzYGkozW
‘oke at the Legion fucking slaps sometimes
(girl who should be alone rn for her own well being) should i download tinder
No bigger Red Sox fan than Ben Affleck, who held up Gone Girl filming for several days because he refused to play a character who wears a Yankees cap.
No bigger Red Sox fan than Ben Affleck, who held up Gone Girl filming for several days because he refused to play a character who wears a Yankees cap.
being taught to be a “strong woman” my whole life, and that being seen as an attractive quality, yet every man in my life fights me and brushes me off when i share my opinions. i’m beginning to think that being taught to be strong woman is simply a scam, like everything else
Watching Paul Skenes face minor league lineups is like watching Jon Jones fight the chess team.
I only want sympathy in the form of you crawling into bed with me
I got a spam email at work that started with, "We found your Twitter..." and not in such a long time have I felt such doom
Well, it’s that time of year again. The time of year when for some reason I refuse to wear a jacket regardless of what temperature it is outside.
they’ll do this put they won’t block the bots posting straight porn on the timeline
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vm ❊ @tentwentysixpm
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The fun thing about living in a building now is I’m just airdropping random Genius lyric analysis screenshots to anyone who has their airdrop on. Is that bad? Can they tell it’s me? Ok if so. I feel like it was worse when I fell asleep before my tacos came. Lmk. #TSTTPD…
As a gremlin, I actually think this one might be entering my top 5. I called my mom at 4am her time once and confronted her about whether or not I had fetal alcohol syndrome and it really hurt her and low key I was trolling. So maybe actually, yes. I do think this was funny.
for something called poets i don’t think this is anywhere near her best lyrics. wine mom down bad? okay.
I just won a chess game at the bar I feel like I’m fucking invincible. I’m a fuckin’ genius. I am untouchable.
Frank Vatrano has three minutes to get to 70 goals and he’s gonna do it
Matthews is also 1 of 2 players with 100 points, 80 takeaways, and 90 blocked shots in a season The other is Erik Karlsson last year. He's a defenseman.
i will never regret enrolling in the I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter email list
i’ve been selecting juries for almost 2 decades, and this is one of the funniest remarks related to the process that i’ve ever read
Simply seeing these numbers and the names they’re associated with…how do you not give the MVP to Kuch? That might seal the deal
Three players in NHL history have scored 40 goals and recorded 100 assists in a single season: - Wayne Gretzky - Mario Lemieux - Nikita Kucherov Greatness.
For the record on the helmets, the white helmet loses the stripe down the middle, and the pants have a 5280 on the side. The throwbacks are everything the fans asked for but the new unis...meh.
Yes I've seen the artwork floating around on the Broncos Uniforms. It's pretty close but not exactly what I saw. A lot of the details are correct with the triangles. Like I said, I wasn't a big fan. Now you can sort of see why.
me whenever one of the other girls i’ve babysat copies a thirst trap that i’ve posted to the grid
egad the P U S S Y I N B I O bots have switched tactics and are now just posting porn in replies. my monocle flew from my face
We used NASA inspired technology to make this razzberry flavored vape
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