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I've been waiting 29 years to tell this story about OJ and his days at USC. Now that he's dead (may he burn in hell) I have a story that I signed an NDA for that is no longer valid. I was a junior at USC working in Topping Student Center on campus in 1995. I was an administrative…
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And I'm so glad because that little splash of milk gives me nasal congestion.
And I'm so glad because that little splash of milk gives me nasal congestion.
I would have marched straight up to a supervisor and then straight to HR. Grabbing things out of someone's hands isn't a prank. Ruining someone else's things isn't a prank. That dude needs to be fired and I don't care how old he is.
I would have marched straight up to a supervisor and then straight to HR. Grabbing things out of someone's hands isn't a prank. Ruining someone else's things isn't a prank. That dude needs to be fired and I don't care how old he is.
Apparently I am 6 years older than Diane Weist was when she filmed The Lost Boys. I don't know how I feel about that.
Guess who just reported their bank to Texas Disability Rights and the county probate court.
I'm an Administrative Assistant who credentials doctors and I have a fuck you rate.
I'm an Administrative Assistant who credentials doctors and I have a fuck you rate.
Why am I making such a big fuss over the measles outbreak? • Measles is 9 times more contagious than Ebola. •. On average, every person who catches measles will infect 18 more people. This disease was gone— eradicated in the U.S.— until MAGA anti-vaxxers brought it back.
I'm serious when I say I'll never be over this. #Oscars2024
Like a fucking boss.
I'll forgive because he obviously wasn't aware during the Gulf War, Rock the Vote, Clinton scandals Era, but that's an ignorant take.
I'll forgive because he obviously wasn't aware during the Gulf War, Rock the Vote, Clinton scandals Era, but that's an ignorant take.
Ooo, look. Here, someone did a 'control group' of nonautistic children. Aggression. They had to alter the scale to make it look as if there was any difference at all between the autistic & nonautistic children. Really, there wasn't. tandfonline.com/doi/full/10.21… is the snip source.
This how you walk on the sand so you don’t alert the worms
I like making buttons.
I like making buttons. https://t.co/R8TaE6wXrP
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This is so gross. Autistic kids don't seek attention for attentions sake. They need attention because they are distressed either by overwhelming sensory input or frustration. I can't imagine just ignoring a child that way.
This is so gross. Autistic kids don't seek attention for attentions sake. They need attention because they are distressed either by overwhelming sensory input or frustration. I can't imagine just ignoring a child that way.
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Might seem like an innocuous story. But - if that story is true - to a former server (me), that story means the world.
Lunch was over, Conan leaned over to his head writer and whispered, “Get this guy out of here.” And they did. They got rid of this new guy who had barely been on the show because he was a total asshole to their server. I love that story because I think it speaks volumes about…
Apologies in advance, my voice definitely knows it’s the end of the tour and seems to have decided to go home early. Might be a bit croaky tonight. Whatever happens though, I’ve loved every minute of this tour. Pics: Derick Smith
I met Chuck Tingle at a show pre-covid. He and his cohost dared the crowd to start writing erotica for fun. I got a picture with him after the show and told him I'd give it a go. He wished me luck and gave me a hug. A year later I wrote I Got Drunk And Saved A Demon Love is real
Here's our piece from Sunday about executions, and the company we believe manufactured unregulated drugs that were used for lethal injections. You know, standard comedy show stuff....youtube.com/watch?v=SOn3wb…
not even universally loved! stephanie myers took the money and shut the fuck up - 'oh you think it's horrifically racist and stuffed with misogyny and that i want to bone joseph smith/adam/jesus/adam-god? well i simply can't hear you over ever growing giant pile of money'
Once again just putting out there that if I wrote a book series that was universally beloved and made me richer than god you would simply never hear from me again
I've been waiting 29 years to tell this story about OJ and his days at USC. Now that he's dead (may he burn in hell) I have a story that I signed an NDA for that is no longer valid. I was a junior at USC working in Topping Student Center on campus in 1995. I was an administrative…
@ChuckTingle I'm fangirling so hard right now. Thank you so much!!!!
another day another round of folks making fun of this book. i promise if you are author who thinks your art is SO much better, here is news: this book is trotting circles around you. gatekeepers with ‘low brow’ disgust are ten times more vapid than things they pretend to hate
Instead I quit both my job and the church because of my own integrity. The end.
a buckaroo bought CAMP DAMASCUS for his sixteen year old niece and contacted chuck saying that whenever he gifts her books he always contacts the author to ask what advice they would give themselves at that age. he then writes it in the book. this was my advice
I hate knowing about the actor because my God I want to love this Beautiful evil man
Oh my God who is this most perfect pathetic loser of a man, is this the one y'all have been telling you about, he's awful and I love him
Everyone who is mad about people taking off work/school to see a miracle of the natural world needs to understand that politics and business exist to support civil society and not the other way around
The solar eclipse will cost America almost $700 million in lost productivity nbcnews.to/2wpX0ER
Holy shit! My student loans were forgiven!!
How it started / How it's going
So in my version, those being raptured rise into the clouds, but as they start to feel smug in their superiority over those left behind, they drop out of the sky and splatter.
I have a lymph node in my neck that’s the size and firmness of a ping pong ball and it hurts SO bad to swallow. Daycare germs are going to be the death of me.
I found a bottle with a half dozen vyvanse pills from before the DEA decided people with ADHD had it too easy. Today in celebration of eclipse day I took one. I feel *so much better* in *every way* and I'm so mad.
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