taylor 💎 @kennedytaylora
Law Skool iz Phun Joined February 2009-
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At the vet this weekend, a man — transporting his cat in a Bojangles box — was loudly arguing that it was impossible his female cat was pregnant bc he didn’t own a male cat. The very patient employee: “Sir, there are babies in her uterus. I’m not sure what else to tell you.” 😂
Google asking for my location everyday is wearing me out.
You know what 😫
The groom surprised the bride by having her students with Down syndrome be the ring bearers 🥺
Who’s going to tell him?
Why do they keep crashing into it?
Teaching him how to be romantic! 🤣
Genuinely the last thing I expected to happen
Using fire to visualise sound waves
Puppy thinks he’s a bunny.. 😊
lynx testing the ice and prefers an airborne route instead
i will preach about Happy Endings until my dying breath
i will preach about Happy Endings until my dying breath https://t.co/ur4nTXStyl
Vet removing a bone stuck to a tigers tooth
My issue with this recent episode of Invincible is simple. The old guy bugs their house, yet didn't know they were being attacked?
Eclipse shadows at the Capitol Rotunda! 🌖 Via Joey Kouri.
I spent hours staring into the sun today. And I’m not mad about it.
♥️♥️♥️
Crying. What took this so long to exist?
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@wickdchiq Just let it go and let Twitter forget about your comment. This isn’t helping. Parasocial relationships are unhealthy, but this is not an example of that. You saw her hair wet, no silk press and you still complained. It’s hypocritical because YOUR hair is straightened.
Thought this was Drake Views album cover
Snoop might be the most likable person on the planet baby
Ahhhhh!!!! Today is Day 1 shooting my new reality show!! I’m so nervous and excited at the same time! Here we go!!!
his bob got so much movement 😭😭😭
You wanna come over and smoke? Me
@StatenIslFairy They belong to the same church and took a photo together...not the same as the Anne Marie situation.
@ProhibitedVideo Bro had speed cola on that reload was smooth
@xShotti @LdotNatalie I'm wheezing after watching 🤣
@LdotNatalie Then he's going to have the nerve to say "1"
@BestFightClip Gee I wonder why she lost custody....
@historyinmemes I recall when robots used to work hard. Nowadays, it seems like this new generation of robots feels entitled.
@historyinmemes Throw it a pizza party. That should improve productivity.