Kenny5Alive @kenny5alive
Shitty Edge Lord…I build stuff…I talk a lot of shit…Stay Hard…Libertarian. Mt. Airy NC Joined April 2011-
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Have to say I am a bit shocked that several years of impotently yelling at politicians online has not stopped them from participating in the general scumbaggery that entices one to become a politician in the first place
Ex: I’m selling the house, come get your stuff Me: that’s the nastiest thing anyone has ever done to me. Her: I’m not being nasty. Me: you don’t get to decide whether I think you’re a nasty person or not.
Spoken like a tried and true homosexual.
Remember when 3 dudes had their way with a girl named Becky, and Kenny Rogers wrote a song about it.
I mean… that’s a pretty low bar ma’am.
The Milk Moon is only 30 days away. The Saturday after is the official start of Sundress Season. We can’t wait.
Interesting.
Fucking doomed. She killed those avocados. 😂😂
Vigorous.
F**king legend
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First coat of paint… the end is in sight!
I know who's even dumber
@TheCensoredRock I don't know who's dumber. You for posting lies that can be debunked in 30 seconds or the people that believe you without doing any homework at all.
If he was my repair guy I would make sure something was always broken.
Working at HQ until Friday. Left my phone in the ladies. They took a screenshot accidentally while trying to figure out whose phone it was. Inappropriate for work or nah? 😂
The level of stupidity in this video is truly breathtaking:
🚨VIDEO: A REAL interview we had at NYU: QUESTION: "Why are you protesting?" PROTESTER #1: "I don't know. I'm pretty sure there's something about Israel [turns to other person] Why are we protesting?" PROTESTER #2: "I wish I was more educated." PROTESTER #1: "I'm not either."
BIDEN, reading from his teleprompter: "Four more years? Pause?" It's all completely staged.
Happy one day anniversary to this reply
@3YearLetterman @SStricklandMMA Wow just tell the world how fucking dumb your please
Amen Madame Speaker. Ben Franklin literally wrote those words into the Constitution when he was President
Breaking: The MAGA Supreme Court majority appears ready to rule that the right to "life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness" doesn't extend to women with pregnancy complications or who otherwise need abortions. This is horrifying, and it is because of Donald Trump.
@models4ops @TheCensoredRock Sounds like the deep state has gotten to you too.
It’s ok to keep some secrets girl
.@billieeilish tells Rolling Stone she likes to masturbate in front of a mirror. "Partly because it’s hot, but it also makes me have such a raw, deep connection to myself and my body, and have a love for my body that I have not really ever had." More: rollingstone.com/music/music-fe…
Have to say I am a bit shocked that several years of impotently yelling at politicians online has not stopped them from participating in the general scumbaggery that entices one to become a politician in the first place
“Preserving history” Cool. Now do Silent Sam & other statues of historical importance torn down. I seem to recall your rag supporting that.
Preserving history can happen on a smaller scale, such as documenting your family tree or a local event. newsobserver.com/news/local/art…
@kenny5alive Men look up to this man. And you guys don’t think there’s an attack on women??
@kenny5alive At my age I use a lift gate to lower myself from a low rider.
@kenny5alive I was faithful to my ex, who had her uterus taken out after 3 kids. Ergo, I am gay. Everything makes so much sense to me now. I’m so glad men like that exist to explain life to me!
ffs, is this real
🚨VIDEO: A REAL interview we had at NYU: QUESTION: "Why are you protesting?" PROTESTER #1: "I don't know. I'm pretty sure there's something about Israel [turns to other person] Why are we protesting?" PROTESTER #2: "I wish I was more educated." PROTESTER #1: "I'm not either."