Dan Kiely @kiely85
All views, opinions, conclusions and terrible puns are my own. London Joined October 2010-
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Dicky Betts has died. You probably haven’t heard of him. But he wrote a song called Jessica. And you will DEFINITELY have heard that.
Everybody you meet is fighting a battle you don’t know about. Attack them. Now they’re fighting two battles
Yesterday, I heard someone say they had a colleague nicknamed “Photo Finish” because they always leant slightly forward while walking. What’s the best nickname you’ve ever heard?
Song of the summer.
Thinking of Muddy Waters on his birthday!
HT @GuidoFawkes
What a show this was...
What a show this was...
In his defence she did say, on record; “If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends”.
In his defence she did say, on record; “If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends”.
Martin Lewis has quite a speech here lamenting how the BBC relegated consumer journalism to a section in The One Show, when such issues affect millions of lives
🗓️ 25th anniversary! (February 23, 1999) 💿 The Roots - Things Fall Apart 🎶 Black rain fallin’ from the sky look strange/ The ghetto is red hot, we steppin’ on flames/ Yo, it’s inflation on the price for fame/ And it was all the same, but then the antidote came #TheRoots
Monster Beverage is the top-performing stock in past 30 years. A $1,000 investment in 1994 would be worth $2,000,000 today (+200,000% gain). Its partnership with Coca-Cola has been so smart: ▫️In 2015, Coca-Cola bought a 16.67% stake for $2B ▫️They swapped drink portfolios:…
Late night coverage of #SuperBowl on ITV1 watched by nearly 700k viewers, 10.45pm to 2am, which is end of ‘day’ for ratings measurement, not the end of match itself which was won narrowly by #KansasCityChiefs after extra time. Another 500k watched game across various Sky channels
Your MVP for the 2023 NFL season - Lamar Jackson ⭐
demolishing the Captain Tom spa pool complex, in Duke Nukem 3D
Lamar Jackson catches his own pass for 1st down 🔥
The coldest. Absolute blinder from start to finish. #TheTraitors
Outstanding bit of dealmaking there. Underestimate Nick Khan at your peril. $TKO
Outstanding bit of dealmaking there. Underestimate Nick Khan at your peril. $TKO
These British #Gladiators names are wild.
See you at the Bank next week❗️
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Andy Green @agreen2805
570 Followers 3K Following What Do They Know? Do They Know Things? Let’s Find Out!
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Caroline Gosson @GossonCaroline
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Sarah Dupraz @SarahDupraz
233 Followers 4K Following Je suis une personne qui prend toujours la vie du bon côté
Connections Online Qu.. @ConnectionsOQL
1K Followers 4K Following The live online quiz league based on #OnlyConnect
Mark @MortyMark
898 Followers 824 Following Norwich City supporter, home and away. Used to work for the Queen. Cat dad. Cake expert. Hedgehog and squirrel carer. 1976 heatwave survivor. Sometimes beardy.
Paul Linney DJ @Paul_Linney_DJ
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15K Followers 7K Following Owner of @foxcurations 🫧 OnlyFans superstar: newgirlbianca. Londoner and proud!
Esrabe @esoshesosh
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Read Receipt @ReadReceiptOnX
661 Followers 465 Following Is there a name for the positive correlation between frequency of tweeting about the Dunning-Kruger effect & propensity for that tweeter to be exhibiting it?
Men's Health UK @MensHealthUK
316K Followers 715 Following The only magazine that improves every single area of your life, every month | Customer services: [email protected] or 01858 438851
Donavan Terbay 𝕏 @DonavanTerbay
5K Followers 3K Following @wwegames Creator something like that 🤷🏾♂️. #DONDON on cc to find all my work! 🩶 #TAG
Stoic stock trader @trading2b3
127 Followers 67 Following Brit retired from the rat race in my 30's | Day trading FTSE AIM equities | Contrarian | first love #AVFC
Michael Burry Stock T.. @burrytracker
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Discontinued Foods! @Snack_Memories
50K Followers 3K Following Your home for all those culinary delights, anomalies, and misfires that live on only in our memories...
Wrestling Observer @WONF4W
137K Followers 305 Following Pro wrestling news & podcasts on WWE, AEW, NXT, ROH, NJPW | Home of the Wrestling Observer Newsletter, Wrestling Observer Live, Bryan & Vinny
Matt Koon, @mattkoonmusic
11K Followers 1K Following self elected sheriff of the IWC. @wrestlinginc, Former host of Dax and Regal casts. Theme: FTR, Deonna and Maclin. Dad. Musician. Teacher. dad
Wrestlenomics @wrestlenomics
23K Followers 0 Following The business of pro wrestling. Powered by data, supported by readers & listeners. Solely owned & operated by @BrandonThurston. Created by @mookieghana.
The Death of AEW® @AEWFULWRESTLING
8K Followers 636 Following Posting the downfall of #AEW from beginning until its end, with excerpts from the book, The Death of AEW, publishing in 2027. Written with AEW fan tears.
Time Capsule Tales @timecaptales
369K Followers 37 Following History & nostalgia thru pictures & videos!
Lord Flashheart @Lordflashh3art
38K Followers 8K Following ‘Chavtastic debt enthusiast’ with a beautiful boy & girl, patient wife and a healthy distaste for our current politicians. Steak | Rants | Gratuitous Porschery
Great British Getty I.. @shitbritishpics
61K Followers 391 Following History, PR stunts, and more from the Getty Images treasure trove. Kudos to everyone featured, esp. photographers ✉️🥂📷 Captions taken from Getty. Blame them.
Sarah Ellison @sgellison
58K Followers 442 Following Faith, Family, Football. Co-Host of @RavensVault. Former @Ravens Editor. Creator of Man of the Crowd and Late for Work. @BYU alum. Wife & mother of 4
anon_opin 😡🗯 @anon_opin
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Aurora Intel @AuroraIntel
277K Followers 967 Following Team of 3. Bringing you world events as they happen, focusing on the Middle East Region | RTs/Links ≠ Endorse | DMs Open
Tony @GodfreyElfwick
50K Followers 233 Following Ex Godfrey Elfwick account. Now just posting random shite. alt: @ElfwickDraws
The Grauniad Official.. @grauniadmeme
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Ari Herstand @ariherstand
11K Followers 271 Following Author, How To Make it in the New Music Business • Columnist, @Variety • Host, Webby 🏆New Music Business pod • @aristake • 🎵Brassroots District ⚾️Go Dodgers
Ari's Take @ArisTake
29K Followers 5 Following 🎵💡 @AriHerstand • Best-seller How to Make It in the New Music Business (3rd Edition) OUT NOW • Webby winning #NewMusicBusiness pod • 6k+ ATA students
Songtradr @songtradr
8K Followers 482 Following 🎵 We help global brands and agencies amplify their content 🎵 We provide artists and rights holders tools to license, distribute, and monetize their music
Culture Critic @Culture_Crit
1.3M Followers 998 Following Tradition is not the worship of ashes, but the preservation of fire.
DS @Pu55yman_Dan
62K Followers 9K Following Still a top lad. Now kissed 6 girls but plan to do more. Got bare tattoos and a few beards. Reem 18+ please gamble responsibly https://t.co/x5FwgGyXas
Pro Wrestling Torch @PWTorch
67K Followers 1K Following Chronicling the pro wrestling industry since 1987. | Wade Keller editor & founder & Hall of Famer. [email protected]. Follow us on Threads too @pwtorch
The Great Brian Last @GreatBrianLast
68K Followers 89 Following I have thoughts. I'll share them with you. President of Arcadian Vanguard, host of @605pod, co-host & producer of Jim Cornette's podcasts and @SuperPodcasts!
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Jim Cornette @TheJimCornette
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Ratings UK @Ratings_UK
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Rob McElhenney @RMcElhenney
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WWE SuperCard News - .. @WWESCNews
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Simpsons Production A.. @SimpsonsArt_
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@SoVeryBritish A friend tells a story which he swears is true. That he was behind two old biddies in Asda in Gloucester. One looked into the other’s basket and said ‘Coleslaw eh? Very lah-di-dah’.
iconic formula one radio messages, a thread 🧵
@oneillc0416 @christiancalgie Infrastructure and investment looks like this:
I’ll vote for whichever London mayoral candidate promises to ban this shit
Formula One world championship points must be hard won and treasured. Valued. Not some kind of lucky dip where everyone wins a prize.
We heard you loud and clear, the SE Silver Sky "Lefty" is coming this autumn 2024! Pre-order now at your local PRS dealer. #sesilverskylefty
Your voice has been heard, the SE Silver Sky “Lefty” is coming fall 2024. Pre-order now at your favorite PRS dealer.
Six people will laugh at this but this guy looks like if Bubba Ray Dudley had joined the Ministry of Darkness
I don't think this guy is the devil but if the devil were to take human form, I think this is how he'd look and dress.
Left: The police when dealing with high-status protestors Right: The police when dealing with low-status protestors
Glad to see the police have rediscovered their ability to deal with troublemakers causing disorder.
The event is not due to start for an hour and regrettably officers are already dealing with disorder. There is an area allocated for this event in Richmond Terrace. This group went past it and continued up Whitehall. When officers formed a cordon and asked the group to turn…
I’m convinced the majority of dudes wake up and go to work so they can one day afford this chair in their living room
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Helen Mirren, Pierce Brosnan, Ben Kingsley are set to star in ‘The Thursday Murder Club’ with Chris Columbus to direct screendaily.com/news/helen-mir…
The point of this is to see if they play the message consistently both through the day and over weeks. If they do then it is a LIE and may well breach consumer regulations, yet we need timed data to try and tie down who the most likely offenders are.
Please report "sorry we are experiencing unusually high call volumes" messages. We've had 20,000 reports in so far to test if some firms (banks, broadband, mobile, energy, water etc) have this for EVERY call. Pls take 30s to report it via moneysavingexpert.com/report-high-ca… We need to keep…
One of the funniest Prince stories is the time he met Matt Damon in 2007 at the London premiere for The Bourne Ultimatum.
This moment from the new Steve Martin documentary where he’s remembering John Candy…damn man.
I love the Beano, but are they totally sure this joke will still land with children in 2024?
I find that clip really interesting as an example of 'permission structures', a change in the social environment that allows people to openly laugh about something they previously wouldn't have (or only joked about in DM and WhatsApp groups) x.com/leokearse/stat…
Have I Got News For You finally mocking gender ideology - 20 years and hundreds of damaged children too late, and only after it's been categorically proven to be a crock of shite. Well done, boys. So brave.
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