Streuselkuchen @kitchenartist
When I read the acronym IYKYK, I pronounce it Eeyick Kick in my head. centre3.com/exhibition/kar… The corner of Chaos & Quinoa Joined November 2008-
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the hatred you all have for children in public spaces would be better redirected at people who play music/tiktoks without headphones in public
I was expecting it to be raining today and it isn't it's sunny and clear and bright and IT IS GOOD.
Question for the twitterverse: does it matter if you hold a garage sale on a Saturday or Sunday? Is one day better than another?
Can someone explain to my gentleman friend that where bird feeder's are concerned, he will NEVER, EVER outwit the local squirrel population.
Every time a car passes me on the highway with one of those Thule boxes on top of it, I 100% think there's a body in there.
My Taiwanese coworker asked the other day, "What's that tree called? Pussybush?" So you all now know what the pussywillow will forever be called in my head.
I never had kids, but I HAVE taken my octogenarian parents to Costco, so, you know, same.
A friend in NOLA just texted that ramps are going for $36/lb down there. Hipster foragers, you know what to do.
The stray cat on my back porch let me touch his nose today. Progress!
Yesterday I overheard one of my young coworkers tell the other, “DID YOU KNOW that Marvin Gaye was murdered…BY HIS OWN DAD?”, and I immediately reached for my Werthers and cane. 😄
My wife said "Jack Black has basically become the American Brian Blessed" and honestly, I have no counterargument
A linguistics professor during a lecture: “In English, a double negative forms a positive. But in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, in no language in the world can a double positive form a negative.” Then a voice from the back of…
There's nothing like stitches to remind you not to move a certain way.
Tom Flood @tomflood1
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Salty MacTavish 🇺�.. @SaltyMacTavish
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Culture Fancier @CultureFancier
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Marc Skulnick @MarcSkulnick
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Katie Mack @AstroKatie
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Canadian Paintings @CanadaPaintings
165K Followers 135 Following Above all, we loved this country and loved exploring and painting it. ~Lawren Harris
Environment Hamilton @EnvHamilton
8K Followers 3K Following Environment Hamilton is a non-profit organization established in 2001 to help Hamiltonians develop knowledge & skills to enhance & protect the environment.
Graham Crawford @gcrawfordHamOnt
5K Followers 666 Following A critical optimist dedicated to discussing issues and opportunities that affect Hamilton offered with a sense of humour some enjoy and some don't.
Hamilton Spectator @TheSpec
141K Followers 1K Following Headlines, alerts + comments from Hamilton Spectator. Use #HamOnt to join the conversation. 1-800-263-6902 | Subscribe: https://t.co/utevkvkbUo
DawnaH 🧶⭕️@daw.. @DawnainHamilton
2K Followers 2K Following internet addict, twitter junkie. I enjoy hiking, gardening and yoga. Wife and mother of 2 boys living in the great City of Hamilton Ontario.
Maureen Wilson (She /.. @ward1wilson
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Kojo Easy Damptey @EasyThePianoMan
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Matthew Green 🍊�.. @MatthewGreenNDP
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derek guy @dieworkwear
807K Followers 962 Following Menswear writer. Editor at @putthison. Creator of @RLGoesHard. Bylines at The New York Times, The Washington Post, The Financial Times, Esquire, and Mr. Porter
Wormwood Stubbs @WormwoodStubbs
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Alexey Navalny @navalny
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Simon Holland @simoncholland
171K Followers 1K Following My wife bought low sodium bacon and now I know what it means when someone says they love you but aren’t IN LOVE with you.
Blue Heron Farm @BlueHeronFarmTX
13K Followers 386 Following Thoughtful, humane goat farm/dairy in Field Store (Houston) TX. This place is a nazi shithole now, find us on Bluesky.
RobFM²: Back in the .. @RobIsOuttaHere
1K Followers 948 Following my standup debut: https://t.co/9RpylJcJJU sorry in advance
Redstone Winery @RedstoneWines
2K Followers 611 Following Leaving No Stone Unturned | Canadian Winery of the Year 2017
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2K Followers 142 Following #VQA #Icewine, Legends Estates Winery is distinguished with uniqueness. https://t.co/blljuEWAnh #Niagara #Ontario #wine #Onwinechat #Onwine #Craft
Stratus Vineyards @StratusWines
9K Followers 3K Following Only here occasionally. Connect with us on Instagram/Facebook @stratuswines. Or [email protected].
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Art Workers' Guild @ArtWorkersGuild
3K Followers 3K Following The Art Workers’ Guild is a body of more than 350 artists, craftspeople & architects working at the highest levels of excellence in their professions.
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Thinkwert @Thinkwert
32K Followers 3K Following The tygers of wrath are wiser than the horses of instruction, while the spiders of math are wiser at the courses of deduction. “The most factual account on 𝕏”
kenzi @kenzianidiot
62K Followers 4K Following follow me for my dads weekly agendas! im also medium funny and have a very cute dog. | marketing at @dropout | she/her
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860 Followers 2K Following All things horror, embroidery, art and food. Contributor to @TheMutantFam She/Her 🖤🎃🇨🇦.
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31K Followers 2K Following Linguist. 'That etymology guy'. PhD student in Edinburgh/Prague, working on syntax and really old languages. Purveyor and podcaster of language facts. He/his.
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It’s okay if you don’t feel sparkly today. It's cool if you're not feeling it. Step back for a bit. There’s just one problem. You already sparkle. Maybe you don’t see it, but others do. You belong, just like every star in this star cluster belongs.
My sister complimented another woman's yellow blouse, and she replied "Sometimes you need to bring your own sunshine." Filing that away for a bad day.
I'm 9 months clean and sober today. Made another milestone!
Of all the places he can choose to bed down Cat Burglar loves nothing more than Mikes legs. This just shows you what a big cat he is and I have to say he’s still eating ok with his special food 🙏🐾🐾❤️
Flash&Barry are under curfew from 9pm (mainly from anti social behaviour ie getting into fights , singing) .Ive started to block up their cat flaps during the night. Woke up to find that Flash had painstakingly removed the tape and box from around the flap and had broken out😩
This is the closest I will ever come to posting screenwriting advice on Twitter, because I see this in ***so many*** scripts... It's 'guerilla filmmaking', not 'gorilla filmmaking'. I have spoken.
Yesterday, after 24 years of drinking I celebrated one-year of continuous sobriety. My life has taken a turn for the best, and I hope that I'll never go back to how I once was. #RecoveryPosse #sobriety
I'm a 1. When I'm reading, I don't see words on the page. I see the story playing out like a movie.
I was a little nervous to put this on my Twitter, but here’s a piece of my grad shoot.
I am 66 years old today. Please send birthday wishes and money. Thanks.
Me too
This is how sugar gliders express their love..😍
For anyone who’s interested, Opera North is having a sale of costumes from 40 different productions. If you’ve ever fancied dressing as third spear-carrier, Rhine maiden or Sicilian rustic, now is your chance. It’s on 25/6 April in Leeds.
My beautiful girl Moneypenny died unexpectedly this week. I’ve never known sadness like this. In the past whenever I’ve come close, I would bear-hug her and instantly feel better. I miss her so much.
Husband: So are you waiting to tell me or what *little grin* Me: *confusion* Husband: We're having another baby right? You smell pregnant. So now I'm going to buy a pregnancy test during nap time bc apparently I smell pregnant??
Four seasons in the same place - thread 🧵 1. Žabokreky, Slovakia by Jozef Morgos
Shirley MacLaine is 90 She was my first movie crush as a kid because of her Miss Kubelik In Billy Wilder’s The Apartment. It’s one of my favourite performances ever.
Just scrolling through photos trying to find a particular shot and stumbled upon this one again. It’s of me and my mum, on holiday - a caravan holiday, 1959, in the Swanage area I think. It’s just a lovely and joyous shot don’t you think? She was more than lovely, my mum.
I could win Olympic gold 🥇 if "standing in the middle of a room, spinning slowly, trying to remember why I came in here" were an event.
Peak Boston moment: in line in a Dorchester Duncan Donuts, guy comes in and on the phone says ‘yeah you stole a gun and some coke from me, but that was 20 years ago’. Then orders a coffee with 5 creams and 9 sugars.
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