matthew gray goober @ktinhiding
blue gatorade fan account Joined July 2011-
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dammit we’re officially back in burn yourself on the seatbelt season
how much fight i have left in me :
“you look so dumb right now” and “you’re so ugly when you cry” greatest lyrics of all time i’m being serious
“you look so dumb right now” and “you’re so ugly when you cry” greatest lyrics of all time i’m being serious
“i was born in the wrong generation!” not me, if i couldn’t google a restaurant menu days in advance then i would die
i was about to give up and a student just said with full confidence “somebody’s cereal is pissed today” and suddenly i have the will to live
rip to my bank account i just realized my coworkers have been doordashing to school ALL YEAR i thought it was not allowed
i cannot believe my frontal lobe is fully developed. like this is it for the rest of my life lol i’m so fucked.
I say it all the time.. you know baseball is the hardest sport when ELITE ATHLETES look like this trying to play the sport
I say it all the time.. you know baseball is the hardest sport when ELITE ATHLETES look like this trying to play the sport
26 and getting bullied by your geriatric husband and his stalker ex. She should've been at the club
26 and getting bullied by your geriatric husband and his stalker ex. She should've been at the club
this song but instead of buying another mansion it’s making the “no kid zone” of my classroom bigger
outfit by the truckers makes me cry every time what is in that song it is a guttural reaction
sharks i am asking for $27 to doordash a latte and a bagel to school this morning with your investment i will
addicted to creating parasocial relationships with strangers please don’t LET ME DOWN internet couple i discovered last week
addicted to creating parasocial relationships with strangers please don’t LET ME DOWN internet couple i discovered last week
the “we were girls together” quote but instead we were servers at the same pig themed sports bar during our most formative years
like to keep my body on its toes some days it doesn’t see water some days i’m on my 3rd stanley refill before noon
“I’m 11 years old… you’re 80! Get a life!” Got her right together Connor!
“I’m 11 years old… you’re 80! Get a life!” Got her right together Connor!
It’s FUCK ERNESTO DE LA CRUZ till I die!!! Bitch ass nigga
It’s FUCK ERNESTO DE LA CRUZ till I die!!! Bitch ass nigga
Domingo Bandido @DomingoBandido
1K Followers 383 Following A man for the people. I promise I have a full time job, I just tweet like I don’t | #SpreadsheetWarlord | Starting QB of “The Buddies”
Playball Carti @PlayballCarti
984 Followers 537 Following 2022 & 2023 College Football Playoff National Champion. The Sharknado franchise was criminally underrated. Ja Morant Advocate. Georgia football propogandist
snuggavali @biggsnuggs
3K Followers 4K Following ——-———half burner half amazing——————-inventor of “The Woodpecker”™️ -back2back national champ-
Dimplehead James Geeb @DabPenBellamy
905 Followers 843 Following this shit gon bang for at least 6 summers
corporate three strik.. @BaggerVyvanse
406 Followers 206 Following romantic hero • voted most likely to rail lines with art hoes in high school • views expressed represent the special interests of my corporate donors
"The Stoner" @Lazzeshopper
778 Followers 947 Following #ChargersToTheSuperBowl We call ourselves the Hebi
Lou Trilliams @LemunPeppaStepa
652 Followers 603 Following 2x CFP National Champion | Georgia Football Road Warrior | 2022 Midtown Bowl Fall League Finals MVP | Breakfast Food Enthusiast | True to Atlanta
Cheex Verclappen @CheexVerclappen
498 Followers 813 Following Your boos mean nothing! I’ve seen what makes you cheer!
Brock Powers @b_powers69
1K Followers 575 Following Tetrahydrocannabinol-9 Enthusiast. x3 Born Again Virgin. Killer Lite drinker. Sugar Baby looking for a Sugar Mama.
Trippymed @Trippy_med
1K Followers 5K Following This profile is a Spiritual platform whose determination is to Awaken Spiritual beings to the Light Socialist Hippie 🌈Buddhist Pagan International travel junky
Joben @icebergs1mpson
1K Followers 676 Following
Summer @Summertime1897
1 Followers 8 Following
AleenBeech @AleenBeech38996
154 Followers 2K Following
Bones McGillicuddy @mrgetabucket99
186 Followers 219 Following Friends and family call me “Hollywood”. 2x Walter Payton MOTY award winner. No more ig lives no more powder no more benders.
General Will @GamecockWill69
2K Followers 721 Following 3 Time Chili cookoff winner | Forklift Certified | 6’6 | Charleston, SC | Ski Mask Guy | Raised $1k for NIL | Lamont Paris’ Best Friend | Robby Ashford #1 Fan
Himmy Neutron @ATXHimmy
2K Followers 2K Following Pregame flyover enthusiast. Twea fanatic. Alleged runner from the grind. 788 credit score.
x @iamoutcxst
117 Followers 508 Following
Heather Gokbulut @HeatherGok13914
92 Followers 3K Following
Tom-WV-BizzleGOBILLS @ames_thomas
2K Followers 5K Following just a guy who likes to laugh and enjoy life!!!BILLS MAFIA!!!! GO BILLS!!! #BILLSMAFIA #PittsburghPenguins #PittsburghPirates
BetWin @BetWin560684
122 Followers 5K Following Contact me on our to get REAL Fixed match Betting picks🥇🔞
Currywrld999 @Currywrld999
89 Followers 370 Following
TTK999WRLD @DonyahStevenson
191 Followers 4K Following https://t.co/FReyxVTFl7 #TTKFAM FPS Black Gaming/Content Creator TikTok-Odgwrld99 Twitch Affiliate
The Colonel @savecolonelr3b
65 Followers 538 Following All-Time-All-Timer | Realistic | Polish Maids | Trump | Blue Collar | Recovering Hater | Cap Calling Champion (2012) | Eat Red | Vote Red | Go Rebs | 🐖🤺
Tony Soprano’s Proz.. @G4B4G00L
404 Followers 103 Following
Jorgen Von Strangle�.. @Von_Strangler
2 Followers 11 Following love me or hate me you can never say I broke Da Rules. Consultant (cool) Sports Cards (more better) Certified Stud Muffin
Essay Writers @PremiumPapers_2
492 Followers 2K Following For high quality academic writing services: #CollegeEssays, #TermPapers, #Thesis, #OnlineClasses [email protected] WhatsApp: +1 (779) 246-7720
Roczy pro @PaikoHamza
8 Followers 121 Following win through the action not by argument. the best of me is ahead of me 💫🕊️
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16 Followers 59 Following
Sonja Jones @mamajones_4
1 Followers 12 Following
Somewhat Political Te.. @SomewhatTees
13 Followers 204 Following Not your average Tee Shirt company.
Zach Bryan @ZachBryan161978
2 Followers 233 Following
Dick Dancer MD @DrDickDancer
133 Followers 165 Following Pragmatic Villain • Board Certified Physician • Ho Chi Minh School of Medicine '09 • all legal inquiries please contact my attorney @baggervyvanse
taik @kimtk9112
97 Followers 27 Following
Jerry Lawson @lawsonjerry203
159 Followers 368 Following
Zappy @tothemoon232
684 Followers 2K Following Gig’Em ‘21 👍 Go Hawks! ‘25 🦅 if you find the accounting info I post helpful, feel free to donate to my coffee fund. https://t.co/BPzFbDPMY9
Sweet Tea Grizzley @sweet_tea_guy
6K Followers 5K Following Greatest southern commodity, here to save the world. Partial owner of a pro sports franchise. 6x IM Champion #BearDown #BoilerUp #STLCards
Bill @Bill38102233
64 Followers 278 Following
Domingo Bandido @DomingoBandido
1K Followers 383 Following A man for the people. I promise I have a full time job, I just tweet like I don’t | #SpreadsheetWarlord | Starting QB of “The Buddies”
Playball Carti @PlayballCarti
984 Followers 537 Following 2022 & 2023 College Football Playoff National Champion. The Sharknado franchise was criminally underrated. Ja Morant Advocate. Georgia football propogandist
snuggavali @biggsnuggs
3K Followers 4K Following ——-———half burner half amazing——————-inventor of “The Woodpecker”™️ -back2back national champ-
Dimplehead James Geeb @DabPenBellamy
905 Followers 843 Following this shit gon bang for at least 6 summers
corporate three strik.. @BaggerVyvanse
406 Followers 206 Following romantic hero • voted most likely to rail lines with art hoes in high school • views expressed represent the special interests of my corporate donors
"The Stoner" @Lazzeshopper
778 Followers 947 Following #ChargersToTheSuperBowl We call ourselves the Hebi
Lou Trilliams @LemunPeppaStepa
652 Followers 603 Following 2x CFP National Champion | Georgia Football Road Warrior | 2022 Midtown Bowl Fall League Finals MVP | Breakfast Food Enthusiast | True to Atlanta
Georgia Football @GeorgiaFootball
1.2M Followers 2K Following Official account of the 2022, 2021, 1980, 1942 National Champions | Instagram: GeorgiaFootball | TikTok: FootballUGA | Head Coach: @KirbySmartUGA | #GoDawgs
Cheex Verclappen @CheexVerclappen
498 Followers 813 Following Your boos mean nothing! I’ve seen what makes you cheer!
Barstool UGA @ugabarstool
88K Followers 922 Following Direct affiliate of @barstoolsports | not affiliated with @universityofga | IG/TikTok: @ugabarstool | DM submissions #GoDawgs
Brock Powers @b_powers69
1K Followers 575 Following Tetrahydrocannabinol-9 Enthusiast. x3 Born Again Virgin. Killer Lite drinker. Sugar Baby looking for a Sugar Mama.
Joben @icebergs1mpson
1K Followers 676 Following
Bones McGillicuddy @mrgetabucket99
186 Followers 219 Following Friends and family call me “Hollywood”. 2x Walter Payton MOTY award winner. No more ig lives no more powder no more benders.
General Will @GamecockWill69
2K Followers 721 Following 3 Time Chili cookoff winner | Forklift Certified | 6’6 | Charleston, SC | Ski Mask Guy | Raised $1k for NIL | Lamont Paris’ Best Friend | Robby Ashford #1 Fan
Himmy Neutron @ATXHimmy
2K Followers 2K Following Pregame flyover enthusiast. Twea fanatic. Alleged runner from the grind. 788 credit score.
Dick Dancer MD @DrDickDancer
133 Followers 165 Following Pragmatic Villain • Board Certified Physician • Ho Chi Minh School of Medicine '09 • all legal inquiries please contact my attorney @baggervyvanse
abbo @abbykietz
531 Followers 498 Following
Sweet Tea Grizzley @sweet_tea_guy
6K Followers 5K Following Greatest southern commodity, here to save the world. Partial owner of a pro sports franchise. 6x IM Champion #BearDown #BoilerUp #STLCards
ISO “See Rock City�.. @ginmargenie
195 Followers 548 Following
Millie Strings @heylittlemillie
1K Followers 1K Following widespread panic enjoyer, two year old gobbler enthusiast, train songs listener. Fish fear me. #blackdogsmatter #betterinbottomland
El Duderino, God Empe.. @PartTimeJeffrey
204 Followers 143 Following Full time projection of your subconscious. Money doesn’t talk, it swears. Burner account. Fighting age male. I want a gift card from God.
dr. art vandelay M.D. @ioweitalltorap
123 Followers 261 Following still ...Loading… lost track of the truth and the lies in my tweets, a bit of both | atl🚠atl
Long Haired Spreadnec.. @fratstafford7
674 Followers 1K Following Phish, Gatorade Fierce Grape ©, and Squidbillies enthusiast. Javon Bullard stan.
Shaquille O’Heal @kryrieisabitch
224 Followers 544 Following i hate kyrie irving. #flowsnotgeebs #teamflows 💍💍
Borch @ugaparkinghater
44 Followers 140 Following Constant stream of consciousness via my plain ass phone. Actively serving on the Silver Juul Task Force (SJTF)
The Try Guys @tryguys
487K Followers 7 Following Hi, we're the Try Guys! 💚💙💜 Official Twitter for THE TRY GUYS: @KeithHabs, @korndiddy, and @EugeneLeeYang. #Tryceratops 🤘
Bark Sanchez @barksanchez06
212 Followers 170 Following
pack of rabid dawgs @panicdawgs34
641 Followers 607 Following if ain’t written by or covered by Widespread panic it ain’t music. UGA alum, met chipper jones at hooters once
Long Cool Boomhauer I.. @DangOlDreamMan
518 Followers 650 Following Let's get this dang ol' show on the road #GoDawgs #ForTheA #WSMFP #BarstoolsBuiltForBoomhauer #InterstellarDiscoFactory
Gabriel_Mercury @GabrielMercury4
607 Followers 879 Following Babbling brook of bullshit | FEAR THE SPEAR
gabe kapler @gabekapler
73K Followers 650 Following ...If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you, but make allowance for their doubting too...
Hingle McCringleberry.. @eightmoremiles
555 Followers 5K Following I fell in love with the four chord, I didn't need any more.
Wil b from the ⚜️.. @daveschoolscig
355 Followers 562 Following WAR DAMN WIDESPREAD PANIC. coulda played for the Dallas mavericks but they found crack in my jacket.
Ronnie Shirley @junkyarddawg80
165 Followers 235 Following Repoing, Family, Dawgs, Braves, Falcons, Hawks, and my buddy Bobby
ozborne cox @georgeroundy0
28 Followers 32 Following penn state's minister of culture and former CIA agent
Terry the Platypus @TerryAplatypus
141 Followers 181 Following Rip SS2k | connoisseur | Meatloaf Hater | “dad, what are you doing, it’s Shark Week”
So scared for summer what if I turn into a hoe
unfortunately only one good album about matty healy can be written in a lifetime and this is that album
Don't you fucking worry about how many Pop Tarts I've eaten.
how much fight i have left in me :
This is the hardest punch in the world history! 😂😂
I love this episode cause it’s like Carrie gets her heart shattered into a million pieces by her evil ex oh and then also Charlotte tries to ride a horse
Wine-buzzed cooking to music in an empty house is top tier. The food may not be.
Doing this and making the noises would probably fix me
Excavator operator playing with a scrapped Learjet at Miami-Opa Locka Executive Airport.
live look in of me hitting a couple blinkers in the parking lot
no i’m not free tonight i’m watching the austin butler knife training video over and over for 5 hours
When men have to stay at home with their kids for an hour
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Just got to the episode where Big is back from Paris with Natasha which is also the episode of one of Carries all time most iconic outfits
Male thigh tattoo is 100 bodies and I'm not exaggerating
“This year I really want to: Travel more” “Let’s debate this topic: Pineapple on pizza” “I’m weirdly attracted to: Men” “Biggest risk I’ve taken: _____ during the middle of a pandemic” “The best way to ask me out is by: Asking me out”
Thinking about how my family passed down alcoholism instead of generational wealth
Celsius is literally just undercover molly water
samantha would have killed the girls from Girls with a hammer i can tell you that much
Their podcast would jumpstart the apocalypse
oldest daughter core
I say it all the time.. you know baseball is the hardest sport when ELITE ATHLETES look like this trying to play the sport
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