dylan🪨 @laswagna
here unwillingly. 20 he/him Joined December 2017-
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Don't like that ciabatta bread was invented in 1982. that's too late for them to be inventing new types of bread.
HALFTONES/AMNESIA (OFFICIAL VIDEO) OUT NOW @sexafterchurch @1surfgang @Fleadiamonds youtube.com/watch?v=9S7uO-…
I don't think this guy is the devil but if the devil were to take human form, I think this is how he'd look and dress.
the tl during succession sundays
MOVIES ARE BACK.
well i think more orangutans should be named names like “Ken Allen”
well i think more orangutans should be named names like “Ken Allen”
sending her pictures of the property brothers and saying “us”
only time i’ve ever walked out of a theater was bc it was a regal mystery movie that turned out to be Spirited (shitty ryan reynolds will ferrel christmas musical) so me and my friend walked out halfway thru to go see Tár instead. zero regrets😭😭
only time i’ve ever walked out of a theater was bc it was a regal mystery movie that turned out to be Spirited (shitty ryan reynolds will ferrel christmas musical) so me and my friend walked out halfway thru to go see Tár instead. zero regrets😭😭
I am a child of the War on Terror and nothing infuriates me more than people slandering American citizens as terrorists for being opposed to a foreign war. Am I having a stroke? Like, we’ve fucking seen this before people.
Tom Cruise did a breakdancing routine & ended it with the splits at Victoria Beckham’s birthday party last week. “People were absolutely dumbfounded.” (via: trib.al/R5EbZ0W)
this guy
this guy https://t.co/TSLjWH0vGE
i would kick it with a crow on some nonchalant chill shit. maybe a stork too
Kids born in April 2024: it’s just some stupid movie about a Beekeeper starring Jason Statham Kids born in January 2024:
Kids born in April 2024: it’s just some stupid movie about a Beekeeper starring Jason Statham Kids born in January 2024: https://t.co/SgR3cQKn1B
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11 Followers 19 Followingthat Troye Sivan is the only other actor to have played Wolverine in live action is so fucking funny to me
I was gonna say I really respect Ryan Reynolds for keeping the Deadpool mask on for most of his screentime and the promo material. But then I remembered the alternative is a bunch of makeup that’s probably worse than a mask.
we literally witnessed nationwide hysteria over a trans person holding up a can of bud light
Nobody ever gets canceled for saying anything too woke.
The way the school shooting drills came handy for the barricade and pushing out the police is nuts. They used the furniture around them to push out the police & helped each other which is what you’re supposed to do in an active shooting if you come face to face with the shooter.
Yoooooo. The longer video from cal poly students is extraordinary. These kids arent playing around!!!
My jaw dropped when one of the Cal Poly Humboldt kids in this clip yelled “do you beat your kids with those hands?” after police attacked. These students will be honored by history when we look back to see who in America rose up and took a stand to support Gaza.
Yoooooo. The longer video from cal poly students is extraordinary. These kids arent playing around!!!
can swifties please stop acting like taylor is a victim of her fame 😭 “if anybody else made-” literally no one else could have won AOTY with an album like midnights but here we are
Laughable how much better this is than the AI stuff
My tribute poster to Alex Garland's "Civil War." #CivilWarMovie
Holy hell lmao.
BREAKING: The Department of Labor has raised the overtime threshold. The new rule says that everyone who makes under $58,656 and works over 40 hours a week must be paid time-and-a-half. That increases the threshold dramatically from $35,568. substack.perfectunion.us/p/the-departme…
Gatekeeping health is a new type of evil
Columbia’s own website has a page about how the last time they called for a mass arrest of student protesters, they were in the wrong and fucked up their reputation for decades
Sources say Columbia University has threatened to authorize the NYPD and National Guard to sweep the protest encampment as soon as tonight
A girl watching her dad play a drum: violent, scary, worthy of national media attention. Bombs that collapse entire apartment blocks on top of their inhabitants: that's complicated, who can say, who are we to judge, maybe they all had it coming, best to avoid talking about it.
A truly deranged opinion piece about Gaza protests out of the @nytimes that casts a father-daughter bonding moment as sinister and "not peaceful".
these types of threads should be completely disregarded when the people behind them have zero idea how music reviews work