I’d watch a limited series of The Pierces. The civilized have their own version of ruthless.

@JennyJohnsonHi5 You win.

The best designers in the world live here! twitter.com/emmagf/status/…

The case of the missing Fedex package has been SOLVED. Teenager cracked under questioning.

I sent a @FedEx from a NJ store that never arrived. The tracking slip is in a car that is in the shop. Despite my info, my recipient's info, date of shipping, Fedex requires me to actually go to a store to find the location of my package. I'm hitching up my wagon as we speak.

@IAmJenMcG Mrs. Doubtfire Desperate to spend more time with his kids post-divorce. Ends with him making peace with his part-time dad status.

This is absolutely incredible 🤣🤣 #Oscar

Non-Jewish woman with Jewish sounding name gets front row seat to how fun it is being visibly Jewish at @JFKairport. This is quite a thread. twitter.com/LizMair/status…

@awolf12 We obviously need to make a podcast that gets optioned into a movie. JERSEY GRIFT: Billionaires, bribes and blue laws. The wild, corrupt, and improbably true story of American Dream and the decades long scheme to build Xanadu off the Turnpike.

There is no story that captures the essence of New Jersey better than this doomed project: Billionaire developers, corrupt politicians, and the NJ Turnpike. twitter.com/OneJerseySchor…

He is just on another level. Nobody does it better. twitter.com/StacyCaySlays/…

Nebach. Yiddish, "Oh man, that's awful" or "I feel bad for him/her/them." Usage: "Both she and her husband lost their jobs this week." "Nebach, that's rough." (In Syrian Jewish circles, the corollary is "hazeet".) twitter.com/MerriamWebster…

English major 👋🏻 (And almost enough credits for a MEALAC minor. Your girl studied Arabic with her Victorian Lit. يعطيك أل عافية ) twitter.com/jorie_graham/s…

Insomnia. Upshot: I’m all caught up on the Hailey Bieber/Selena Gomez situ. Ask me anything.

@YonahRossman Wow. That is quite a request.

@ASME1963 @NewYorker @eosnos Brilliant title. I mean, I tip my hat.

Baby's first pogrom. vinnews.com/2023/02/23/nat…

@jewishwriter @nytimes Stop. Stop throwing around that word like it's meaningless. You're wrong and that's ridiculous. So stop.

@justiceaside @nytimes It's not that it's not worthy of coverage. It 100% is. But 16 pieces since Sept? SIXTEEN PIECES. Is this one of the most pressing issues facing New Yorkers? Because it's being treated by the Times like it is.

Anyone know where I can sign the open letter to the Times flagging the obsessive, critical and ultimately dangerous coverage of a minuscule, vulnerable community? @nytimes nytimes.com/2023/02/20/nyr…

@johnaugust The Good Liar with Helen Mirren and Ian McKellan. Two absolute superstars done in by a plot that relied on this secret backstory.

Must-read: twitter.com/ErikWemple/sta…

Is what happened to The Takeaway's @MHarrisPerry part of this alleged problem?

NYTimes saw fit to write a story about allegations of plagiarism from @WNYC All Things Considered Host @jamifloyd but not that she dropped a bombshell lawsuit this week alleging systemic racism, discrimination and cronyism at the station? storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.usco…

This is very cinematic. Would watch the sequel. And prequel. twitter.com/katikokal/stat…

BREAKING FROM HAZMAT HOTEL: @jamifloyd just dropped a bombshell lawsuit against @WNYC, alleging racism, discrimination & cronyism. Says CCO Andrew Golis held "sham" interviews for EIC role, ala NFL, intending to give the job to Audrey Cooper all along. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.usco…

Guess we now know who Rihanna's special guest is.

Kylo Ren neglected to add how freaking hard it is to use SquareSpace.

Greatest Super Bowl halftime show ever? The 1st: when Keenen Ivory Wayans counterprogrammed In Living Color during the ‘92 halftime. A staggering 20mn tuned in. NFL vowed never to give up the audience again. The full story @ Hazmat Hotel: instagram.com/stories/leajgo…

Dear @ericripert, just stopped into l’ami piere on the off chance I could snag a baguette for dinner. It’s nearly 6 pm. Clerk says they’re in the oven, give me 5. I’m stunned. You can’t get fresh bread in midtown this time of day. But here I am on the subway with a hot baguette!!