CertifiedLoverBeaner @loverbeaner1
Drake’s Ghost Writer Joined September 2021-
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I would be tight af if a superhero saved my life cuz there ain’t no situation I can get myself out of
One of my boys who don’t know what I be like outside just told me that imma friend zone type guy… he not around no mo
LeBron will be playing till he’s 50… that would be a crazy Futures
I’ve seen fat tits on a small bih but have you ever seen small tits on a fat bih?
Woke up handsome af again, this shit is getting ridiculous now
This looking like a tinder platinum type semester
Scrubs are the hottest uniform, I said what I said
Joe Biden, Moe Hidin, No Styling… don’t matter hoes slidin
Why do women who do devoted their career on doing lashes call themselves technicians? Bitch you didn’t get a degree 😭😭😭😭
Quavo’s verse on Too Hotty is his best work
Tinder is actually morally fucked up if u think about it. Grading women based on how they look? I mean I’m still gonna do it but shit
To that bitch waitress who told me 10 years ago that I was going to be a heartbreaker… you happy now?
Keep ya head up king… your dick is only big if she had other ones, that’s her problem not yours.
Cant tell if I’m depressed or If I have autism
Cracked Bars Ep 1: Call Me Vinny Chase, The Way I Make Bank…on the Boulevard… still smoking green getting high wit my entourage
My dick hard as pavement rn… it’s dat asphalt
Otis Spunk @McDicksNo9
42 Followers 39 Following former Roman emperor. former US refugee. current slave to the game. Not a burner🚫
One of them ones @allhailthebag
26 Followers 37 Following I’m shiesty asf and love bag 🚫 not a burner btw these hoes aint shit 😂 break up w ya gurl !
Harry McThunderstick @UrLocalWeterman
35 Followers 63 Following It was once said, “speak softly and carry a big stick”. I will do neither. NOT a burner 🚫
One of them ones @allhailthebag
26 Followers 37 Following I’m shiesty asf and love bag 🚫 not a burner btw these hoes aint shit 😂 break up w ya gurl !
Otis Spunk @McDicksNo9
42 Followers 39 Following former Roman emperor. former US refugee. current slave to the game. Not a burner🚫
Will O'Shea @WillOSheaa
116 Followers 123 Following
Cleopatra’s Mister @CleopatraMister
23 Followers 24 Following Roaming around to share my thoughts. BC era. Not a burner🚫
Ball Me, Blazer @NBA_OShea
44 Followers 174 Following
Harry McThunderstick @UrLocalWeterman
35 Followers 63 Following It was once said, “speak softly and carry a big stick”. I will do neither. NOT a burner 🚫
how do paraplegics shit on these toilets that are so high off the ground? i’m swinging my legs like a fruit cake while i dookie.
i wish i could use the twitter engagements to see which one u casuals not likin my tweets
don’t be surprised if they close down newark airport later bc i just crop dusted at least 80% of terminal C
cant tie my shoes but i can tie your durag. black queens hmu
bitches be like “my perfect little 🤪🥳🥰❤️!!!” then post this:
Takin a jewish bih to the function tomorrow. #bringmethe🔐
Listen, im not saying i liked it, but this toilet just shot water up my asshole and im still sitting on it.
you ever crack your toes then immediately ejaculate on yourself? me neither lol
getting socks wet is top 5 worst things of all time right between cancer and damp farts when going commando.
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