strangleman99 @lukesesh2
hows that grab ya? Joined September 2022-
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was bolting some rock sliders to my ute but i put a bolt through the wrong hole. got all pissed off and gave up.
I sit in the woods, draw, and this makes me happy. - Ivan Shishkin
my mum looking quite swaggy in the swiss alps circa 1980
suddenly, joy struck Cuthers Mall in Albertson, WA. a man went on an affection spree, befriending 9 innocent shoppers before turning the smile on himself.
at a bar recently: i did an incredibly perfect mr burns impression and this mondo babe loved it. but then i followed it up with an atrocious marge impression and she walked away.
[wheel up][wheel up][wheel up][air raid siren][cows mooing] DJ ETHICAL BUTCHER [wet smack of steel on meat][pig squeal][explosion] HUMANELY SLAUGHTERING THE BEAT [knife being sharpened] [explosion][explosion][a thousand chickens clucking]
dude that foule beast is actually yon as fuck haha. it would never trudge hither spewing gouts of flame.
oh, bollocks... some right todgers only gone and et me supper... that were me only supper... ive nought any suppers left now... bollocks.
Ah, a ladle and I share history. Days machine-cooked concepts, I'd mold works like adventurous soup! Playful evenings you'd find more paint paired with stews than one could expect, hmm.
Portrait of a Bearded Man wikiart.org/en/vasily-vere…
rideing my bike around
i found your anecdote to be worth nary but a wry smile dude. can you say some shit that elicits uproarious mirth next time.
'Evening, St Kilda Road.' (1930 Clarice Beckett received very little recognition during her lifetime and re-emerged from obscurity when thousands of her works were discovered in the 1960s. She is now considered one of Australia’s significant artists of the early 20thC…
lads send this to her captioned "us" for a real quick and easy +15 points in the boyfriend bank. or just use it as your profile pic if youre a sad wifeless loser.
i have poor eyesight and no sense of taste or smell.
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id love to say "i have you now" during a swordfight
@lukesesh2 don’t be too hard on yourself man i poured some concrete today and slightly fucked it up 👍
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was going to post something cutting about other people but suddenly remembered all that is sinful within myself, so I will refrain
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@len0killer First things first lemme show you my penis
Buried Alive (2024) 📓🎥 Video tomorrow
there's a buoy in the lake. well get him out!
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