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Never underestimate the power of four ladies who have a lot of catching up to do circled up around a margarita tower
May not have any recollection of each casino we’ve been to in Vegas so far but I’m pretty sure I’ve had to pee in each of them and that counts for something, right?
Get you friends who will take you to a rage room & dinner afterwards where you’re both entertaining enough to get you free tequila shots 🥰
me at karaoke:
Your full 2024 Upheaval Lineup is here! 🤘 Complete with after shows, get ready to rock for 2 days straight. Tickets are on sale NOW at upheavalfest.com
9/10 days I’m perfectly dressed for checking out biker bars and edgy record stores but will also happen to choose the day I look like someone’s Floridian grandma to do those things 🤷🏼♀️ like, yes, this is a manatee on my shirt, plz turn up more Hinder
Y’all are afraid to be corny. Not me. I live life on the cob
The perfect end to a crazy busy, insanely rewarding week is going to a wings game with my sisters and dad where they win in double-OT with a Patrick Kane hat trick 🐙✨ #LGRW
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Had an absolutely INCREDIBLE time watching the hilarious @fbhwshow team killing it at the local live show!! We’ll be scheduling u all as guests soon!! @freebeergregg @hotwingsfbhw @ThisIsNotKellyC @NoPHinSteven @maitlynn_mosey
At a catholic community center dinner thingy and based on how strong my gin & tonics have been, I’d say these folks are addicted to more than just cats
If I had a whole book of Pitbull-isms, I’d ever need another dose of Wellbutrin again
If I had a whole book of Pitbull-isms, I’d ever need another dose of Wellbutrin again
dracula: I am count dracula. I have killed and drank the blood of millions me: we have a puppet based on you that fucking loves numbers
Matthew Perry in the SNL sketch Sarcasm 101 with Ana Gasteyer, Norm Macdonald, Cheri Oteri, Will Farrell and Tim Meadows. #RIPMatthewPerry #MatthewPerry
Totally get it. The ghosts usually make me get espresso martinis at times they’re the last thing you should drink
Totally get it. The ghosts usually make me get espresso martinis at times they’re the last thing you should drink
Whatever happens to the time between when I wake up for work and when I walk out the door is between the clock and the lord bc where tf it goes is beyond me
Tickets on sale this Friday at 10am!
FreeBeer&HotWings @fbhwshow
37K Followers 42 Following Mornings on your local affiliate or @ https://t.co/lY1oHtl1FF! @freebeergregg @hotwingsfbhw @NoPHinSteven @ThisIsNotKellyC @maitlynn_moseyFree Beer @freebeergregg
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341 Followers 327 FollowingFreeBeer&HotWings @fbhwshow
37K Followers 42 Following Mornings on your local affiliate or @ https://t.co/lY1oHtl1FF! @freebeergregg @hotwingsfbhw @NoPHinSteven @ThisIsNotKellyC @maitlynn_moseyFree Beer @freebeergregg
21K Followers 480 Following Father of 3 wonderful boys, bonus dad for 3 more great ones. Married to Kayla. Talk show host, play by play guy. Well aware now, that I was never cool.Steve @NoPHinSteven
13K Followers 92 Following There is no PH In my name. Get it? @fbhwshow producer. @SteveAndKyle co-host.☀️ Rae ☀️ @rachelisalien
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1.3M Followers 857 Following Home of the 11x Stanley Cup Champions • Presented by: @LittleCaesars • #LGRWSteve & Kyle Podcast @SteveAndKyle
2K Followers 46 Following A somewhat irreverent and definitely off the cuff (mostly uncoordinated) look at whatever is on Steve ( @NoPHinSteven ) and Kyle's ( @kpaff3587 ) minds!Wendy Reed @loosewendy
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436K Followers 247 Following • I do a thing called Murder Mystery & Makeup and Dark History over on YouTube •they put danny devito on sunny to save sunny from getting cancelled and it was the perfect fit. i can't imagine the show without scenes like that
Question for anyone who writes or watches TV: What are some examples of GREAT characters who were introduced BEYOND the first season? Could be a new love interest, rival, villain, arch nemesis, suspect, family member. But their arrival CHANGED the entire show for the better.
rationalizing this AI produced bop being in my head all the time because at least a human wrote the lyrics. and its a fuckin jam idc
we been hearing "boys will be boys" since we started walking on this earth. You'll be alright. Suck it up bubba
“i’m just a girl” is the worst sentence ever known to man. women be pushing 30 saying that shit lmao
you guys can just wear things if you like them yknow
How many suits read this headline and now have cold sweats
BREAKING 🚨: The FTC just banned non-compete agreements. Employers can no longer require workers to sign them. Furthermore, the ruling has rendered the vast majority of existing non-compete agreements null and void.
if your university years aligned with the timeline of yikyak then you deserve compensation
You mean to tell me that there is someone that enjoys talking to me so much that they asked for my EMAIL so they can still talk to me when they’re out to sea??? Ain’t no way
Pickleball and austin Texas are the same thing. I won’t be explaining what I mean by that but it’s deeply true
One of my co-workers just popped on to a Teams call dressed like Blippi. How’s your morning going?
if you call it X, we know where you were on January 6th
ok hear us out
Sundance Film Festival is looking to move out of Utah from 2027. They are now soliciting bids on where to relocate the festival to.
I'll get stoned and talk aggressively about how design has died and they used to design with function and form and now everything is grey and plastic
Thinking about this '80s Toucan desk lamp by H.T. Huang 🦆
I just refuse to live my life this way and if there’s videos on the dark web of me peeing in a hotel bathroom bc of it, so be it.
What’s the first thing you do in a hotel room?
it’s essentially piano man for people who can’t afford to buy a house
May we all love something one day as much as these people love singing to Mr. Brightside
Righteous Gemstones was a documentary not a parody
STRONGER MENS CONFERENCE 2024 was one for the books! What an incredible weekend - God moved in powerful ways and thousands of men were impacted! 🙌 We can’t wait for SMC25!
My blood pressure was rising as I was reading the comments under an article about a brand new pride festival that will be happening in South Haven this year. But then... like a beacon of light... one commenter left this absolute GEM.
Beyoncé and Dolly Parton to Jolene:
Two ants drag a cockroach by its antennae
no man has ever come close to andy samberg's level of making me giggle and kick my feet whenever i see pics of his rare appearances