CAPS LOCK people, who hurt you?
Some of you are going way out of your way to not get the joke. Calm down, you're gonna sprain something.
Captain Sean's last name is Meager!? Wow.
These jokes write themselves.
Watching Ashley and Michael together is SO WEIRD! It's like a hummingbird handcuffed to Jeffrey Dahmer. #RHOP
@Brink_Thinker Yes! Chicken Man. I was scared to meet him because I thought he would have a head like a chicken, but he just looked like a regular old guy.
If you spend all your stolen money on silicone & botox, you never have to pay it back to the victims you stole it from.
I constantly have people asking me “why do you look mad, what’s wrong?” Umm nothing this is just my face, sorry!
At a party and guess who I fed Hawaiian pizza to, @BHDonk1?
#JohnMulaney is a cautionary tale.
You only go around once.
@sweeetbea @BBJayZABCD She's just gonna have some wacky justification ready for it. Kelly Jellybeans is an impenetrable fortress of crazy.
Alex's onion recipe is making me want to watch Shrek real bad. #TheKitchen