Dopestoyevsky @math_liker
Liker of math and literature. Patriots fan since 01 Chicago Joined December 2013-
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Lmao I literally got slapped by a tweaking homeless guy last night for no reason (I'm fine, but still)
Lmao I literally got slapped by a tweaking homeless guy last night for no reason (I'm fine, but still)
The total eclipse was absolutely beautiful, life-affirming stuff. Feeling very grateful
We need to send Fauci to this person's house to formally relieve them of duty like the Japanese did with Hiroo Onoda.
We need to send Fauci to this person's house to formally relieve them of duty like the Japanese did with Hiroo Onoda.
A grown ass man calling his gf his "partner" doesn't sit right with me. Fruity behavior
Engagement baiting like this without a blue check is crazy. Doing it for the love of the game
Engagement baiting like this without a blue check is crazy. Doing it for the love of the game
Kenny: I love women. I just think they shouldn’t be shooting from our lines. Barkley: I’ll tell you what I wanna shoot. Homeless people. Ernie: Let’s just get to our post-game interview. Shaq (trying to speak Serbian to Jokic): Ni Hao
How females be looking at me when I say Valentine's Day is a made up holiday and a capitalist scam
Last night during the Super Bowl, my 2 year old son said to me "Daddy, why do they keep showing Taylor Swift? She's an America-hating Marxist who is gold digging Travis Kelce." Realest moment of my life. Kids know so much
Frank is latina posting, bro is cooked
Frank is latina posting, bro is cooked
no way bro Lmao
unc is FULL been sitting like this for 45 minutes
I am keeping my grandma locked in this cage until you reinstate American hero George Santos to Congress @HouseGOP
I'm teaching a class starting on Monday and I haven't started preparing slides
You just don't see quaint little villages like this anymore
Me when I match with a cute Jewish girl on Hinge
Your 11 year old cousin when he realizes curse words are hidden inside normal words
Your 11 year old cousin when he realizes curse words are hidden inside normal words
Homeless dudes nowadays often get angry and yell at me when I try to ignore their panhandling. This never happened a few years ago.
Aaron @chokensp
553 Followers 2K Following bengals, buckeyes, reds. ohios strongest soldier. #1 RGG fan
vinterporn @s2pidfuck
336 Followers 401 Following i was the cumshot gamer, i love 4 the dark cold nights of vinter……
KenS ✊🏿 @ShamKenneth
660 Followers 2K Following 3rd or 4th time, I forget fka AtchaShamrock, KenS_Atcha. Shitposter extraordinaire. Apparently a racist, scumfuck, low-life.
george costcostanza @tafkaotter
391 Followers 443 Following all my haters become waiters when I sit at the table of success
hey yo @John_E__
1K Followers 2K Following #NYG #Mets #NYK #NYR #UConn /SP/ #LeslieHive RT random shit
Alonzo Merriweather @LovePassant
3K Followers 2K Following Amazon regional manager. Champagne socialist. I'ma do the best I can with what I got.
Light Blue Cheesus @LightBlueJesus
413 Followers 395 Following just a big sad boi twitsp divegrass Chad (Leverkusen/Liverpool/Orlando City) former Javier Hernandez Superfan pre Galaxy #ILF121
LeXplorer (We Are AAA.. @RedditLs
324 Followers 1K Following Just Redditors making bad decisions online. Dms are open for submissions
bad tweet maker @stupid_person2
247 Followers 350 Following
Ily （イリ） @Trillyana
3K Followers 5K Following I like sports, anime, and retro gaming and have 3 brain cells スポーツやアニメやレトロゲーム好きで脳細胞が3つしかない EN/JP🆗 FF外から🆗
2-15 @PanthersAnon
1K Followers 888 Following panthers/gamecocks/braves/hornets/canes/CLT FC. usc 2012. Roaring Riot. CLT Gamecock Club. Unhinged tweets when the games on
Nick (Nuggets Superfa.. @johnlelway
196 Followers 252 Following file all my tweets under Nuggets, Broncos, or Other. I am the real John Lelway
your pal shooby @Shooby_PhD
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Lorto @Lorto733673
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Sathesha @Sathesha717093
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Frank Lucas @FrankLuckas9
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Aurora @Aurora714273
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Teshouez @Teshouez163388
173 Followers 2K Following I'm new to Twitter accounts so I tried the messaging feature and it's great to meet you.
Solstice @Solstice143818
1 Followers 1K Following The daughter of zion I love nature eating some good food and playing golf and stocks
Jackson Shaw @bravesfanshaw
72 Followers 292 Following Go braves! Data analyst for Amazon All tweets my own
Candida_BV @BvCandida29959
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Shasheshea @shasheshea28149
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Foot freak @Footfetish4dom
13 Followers 74 Following Serving and sending to @PENIS_SNIPER #OwnedSub #FootFag #BitchBoy #RTSub
Abraham Zapruder @TheZapperAbe
220 Followers 591 Following Hire me to film ANY event. The camera WILL NOT stop rolling. That's the Zapruder guarantee!
Richard Nigson @DickNigson
223 Followers 553 Following Opening trade up with a buncha chinese niggas ya 'erd?
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Lesheeles @lesheeles7498
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björn ꩜ @bj2rn
520 Followers 631 Following ml research @ megacorp. working on training better language models faster. guobaorou enthusiast
Sandra @Sandra053071434
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Sneedthony (⩌ˬ⩌).. @SneedTheReturn
219 Followers 294 Following I'm a survivor, part of a dying breed. Certified Murphy owner and operator. back up account for @SneedLives
Fishmonger Don @FishmongerDon
565 Followers 4K Following 🎶Every little fish is a tyrant of the sea🎶 Mongering fish, not fear.
PSB (PAIN SORROW BOOB.. @PEESBOOB
83 Followers 206 Following
(⩌ˬ⩌) Mind Shatt.. @SneedLives
567 Followers 460 Following Mayday Bookstore Manager (real) {VERIFIED}
Sneedthony Chuckia @Speed4Sneed
92 Followers 126 Following banned off 179 accounts but twitter is still the problem
Upside-Down Anime Boo.. @cleggchawks
14 Followers 32 Following Santa-hatted shitposting anime boomer's backup account
🤣 @fanofcows2007
365 Followers 391 Following
Wendy VonSnowden @WVonsnowden
174 Followers 608 Following Baseball fan and nuclear scientist GO BRAVES
Kilgore Trout!! @RemberUMustDie
158 Followers 759 Following
Trash Man @BigBoyd696969
130 Followers 243 Following Disclaimer: All my retweets are genuine endorsements. If you get mad at anything I tweet, that's your problem.
Md. Arman Ali @MdArman44207422
6 Followers 49 Following Hi! I'm Ali, Professional Graphics Designer. I have more than five years of experience in only t-shirt design, I only design t-shirts.
Awesome Mech Pilot @CanadiaAmp
237 Followers 395 Following Red Panda Enthusiast. Not a safe space for anyone
AMP Canadia @AmpCanadia
28 Followers 64 Following
🐻🧸 @kaioken_1_
1K Followers 593 Following Clear Eyes, Full Heart, Can't Lose.🔥 @realmadrid🤍 #FireMickyArison #RiPToriyama
RB20 RESEPCTOR @Jimjims76871580
432 Followers 389 Following New wave jim 🅱️ RB19 respector 🅱️ Abu Dhabi 2021 enjoyer 🅱️ floating in the blimp 🅱️ I have special needs 🅱️ crusty lot wook 🅱️ 3xGrey Cup Champion
𝐆𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐝�.. @fatherwashcloth
3K Followers 4K Following get on my golden yacht and we can sail the sea of the normies
Goonar Henderson @MyQBElite
145 Followers 636 Following
Aaron @chokensp
553 Followers 2K Following bengals, buckeyes, reds. ohios strongest soldier. #1 RGG fan
vinterporn @s2pidfuck
336 Followers 401 Following i was the cumshot gamer, i love 4 the dark cold nights of vinter……
KenS ✊🏿 @ShamKenneth
660 Followers 2K Following 3rd or 4th time, I forget fka AtchaShamrock, KenS_Atcha. Shitposter extraordinaire. Apparently a racist, scumfuck, low-life.
george costcostanza @tafkaotter
391 Followers 443 Following all my haters become waiters when I sit at the table of success
hey yo @John_E__
1K Followers 2K Following #NYG #Mets #NYK #NYR #UConn /SP/ #LeslieHive RT random shit
Alonzo Merriweather @LovePassant
3K Followers 2K Following Amazon regional manager. Champagne socialist. I'ma do the best I can with what I got.
Light Blue Cheesus @LightBlueJesus
413 Followers 395 Following just a big sad boi twitsp divegrass Chad (Leverkusen/Liverpool/Orlando City) former Javier Hernandez Superfan pre Galaxy #ILF121
LeXplorer (We Are AAA.. @RedditLs
324 Followers 1K Following Just Redditors making bad decisions online. Dms are open for submissions
bad tweet maker @stupid_person2
247 Followers 350 Following
Ily （イリ） @Trillyana
3K Followers 5K Following I like sports, anime, and retro gaming and have 3 brain cells スポーツやアニメやレトロゲーム好きで脳細胞が3つしかない EN/JP🆗 FF外から🆗
2-15 @PanthersAnon
1K Followers 888 Following panthers/gamecocks/braves/hornets/canes/CLT FC. usc 2012. Roaring Riot. CLT Gamecock Club. Unhinged tweets when the games on
Nick (Nuggets Superfa.. @johnlelway
196 Followers 252 Following file all my tweets under Nuggets, Broncos, or Other. I am the real John Lelway
your pal shooby @Shooby_PhD
177 Followers 1K Following
Jackson Shaw @bravesfanshaw
72 Followers 292 Following Go braves! Data analyst for Amazon All tweets my own
Katherine Dee @default_friend
44K Followers 4K Following art bell fan. can’t stop listening to gordon lightfoot. i write about internet history and culture, commission me. bylines all over. @thecomputer_room on insta.
björn ꩜ @bj2rn
520 Followers 631 Following ml research @ megacorp. working on training better language models faster. guobaorou enthusiast
Pericles 'Perry' Abba.. @ElectionLegal
42K Followers 4K Following Engaged (to a woman) My viral tweets @Pericles1k @NickAdamsinUSA's Alpha Male of the week winner My political analysis & diet discussed on Red Scare Lana stan
Martin Shkreli (e/acc.. @wagieeacc
99K Followers 8K Following despite all my ragie I'm still just a wagie in a cagie working on DL Software: https://t.co/FVn3NRNrLe https://t.co/CgaoMfhUHd
Sneedthony (⩌ˬ⩌).. @SneedTheReturn
219 Followers 294 Following I'm a survivor, part of a dying breed. Certified Murphy owner and operator. back up account for @SneedLives
Baphousetv (BHTV) @BAPHOUSETV
782 Followers 4 Following WORLD IMPACT🌎BAP MEDIA OUTLET 🔌 Welcome to “The Villa” of Bronze Age Content like you have never seen Before. Strictly 4 the Network 🏝️🏛️☀️⚔️ @AmericazGuy
Lise Dassin @LiseDassin
1K Followers 306 Following I'm sure you hate to hear that I adore you dear but grant me just the same I'm not entirely to blame
PSB (PAIN SORROW BOOB.. @PEESBOOB
83 Followers 206 Following
(⩌ˬ⩌) Mind Shatt.. @SneedLives
567 Followers 460 Following Mayday Bookstore Manager (real) {VERIFIED}
Upside-Down Anime Boo.. @cleggchawks
14 Followers 32 Following Santa-hatted shitposting anime boomer's backup account
Sneedthony Chuckia @Speed4Sneed
92 Followers 126 Following banned off 179 accounts but twitter is still the problem
🤣 @fanofcows2007
365 Followers 391 Following
Wendy VonSnowden @WVonsnowden
174 Followers 608 Following Baseball fan and nuclear scientist GO BRAVES
Nick Adams (Alpha Mal.. @NickAdamsinUSA
555K Followers 15K Following Best selling author endorsed by President Trump. Founder @FLAGUSA1776. Presidential Appointee. Australian by birth; American by choice. @A1Policy Ambassador.
Elon Musk @elonmusk
181.4M Followers 585 Following
Trash Man @BigBoyd696969
130 Followers 243 Following Disclaimer: All my retweets are genuine endorsements. If you get mad at anything I tweet, that's your problem.
Awesome Mech Pilot @CanadiaAmp
237 Followers 395 Following Red Panda Enthusiast. Not a safe space for anyone
AMP Canadia @AmpCanadia
28 Followers 64 Following
🐻🧸 @kaioken_1_
1K Followers 593 Following Clear Eyes, Full Heart, Can't Lose.🔥 @realmadrid🤍 #FireMickyArison #RiPToriyama
St. Thomas Aquinas @Aquinas_Quotes
62K Followers 44 Following Quotations from a Friar, Theologian, Priest, Common Doctor, Saint, and "Dumb Ox" (1225-74)
RB20 RESEPCTOR @Jimjims76871580
432 Followers 389 Following New wave jim 🅱️ RB19 respector 🅱️ Abu Dhabi 2021 enjoyer 🅱️ floating in the blimp 🅱️ I have special needs 🅱️ crusty lot wook 🅱️ 3xGrey Cup Champion
Stavros Halkias @stavvybaby
302K Followers 906 Following New special ‘FAT RASCAL’ only on Netflix! Listen to the @stavvysworld podcast available everywhere
𝐆𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐝�.. @fatherwashcloth
3K Followers 4K Following get on my golden yacht and we can sail the sea of the normies
Goonar Henderson @MyQBElite
145 Followers 636 Following
Hot Tub Time Machine .. @HTw1ttersucks
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Tony Hite @TonyHiteNFL
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Oh my god the nuggets holy shit that was awesome sports is awesome
Nahh my cousin bored asf at the seder lmao lmao
@realbop4 Invite people over for food and they eat the food How could this happen to me
@s2pidfuck Steve Jobs: when I came up with gooner man I yapped to chat
Nigga look like the one goofy neighbor boy who comes over and mooches all the food in a Tyler Perry sitcom
The only white ally in all of the Continental United States lol
Baseball fans gotta be the gayest niggas on earth they can’t just sit still for 3 hours without deep throating a 12 inch glizzy
The Orioles will have a fully loaded foot-long hot dog at home games this year called "The Warehouse Dog" 😳 It's a 12-inch dog with horseradish-infused brick sauce, pit beef queso fundido, pickled pico and onions on a pretzel bun Who could eat a whole one of these? 😂
*calling the bank in the most racist, stereotypical Asian accent* It me Shohei Ohtani. I need 1 million dollar
The FBI have recordings of bank calls that IPPEI MADE with bank employees he was pretending to be Ohtani to the bank
@math_liker The enjoyment he got from slapping you (a white oppressor) was greater than the pain you feel from being slapped. The overall happiness in the world went up. Get over it and be happy for him.
@math_liker As a homeless drug addict myself I wish you’d mind your business instead of walking by me
I howled. Nick Adams is a national treasure.
@bravesfanshaw @johnlelway It was freaking incredible >temp drop >venus and Jupiter visible >prominence in the bottom right quadrant >clouds kept away 10/10 would eclipse again
If you missed seeing a total eclipse I feel bad for you shit was so fucking cash
.@VP and I will always fight to ensure every American can access the health care they need. That’s our promise.
Granny making me hungry 😋
Girl black ppl are INDIGENOUS to this LAND ! .. 🤣🤣🤣 i swear knowledge worth more than money and some ppl lack THAT !
5 years ago: EVERY MAN NEEDS TO BE IN THERAPY Now: Therapy is for narcissists to confirm their worst behavior and men shouldn’t be allowed to go 5 years from now: 一切荣耀归于解放了美国工人的习主席
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