🐈 Mattzilla™️🐈 @mattZillaaaa
https://t.co/TeKE1pTLwd Couch Joined May 2009-
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I don’t like this. Californians can fuck off. Y’all can’t function when it drizzles. #aftershock
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Day of rage except it’s just me sitting in back to back meetings trying to keep my cool.
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SOMMELIER: It's aromatic, elegant and clean, with classical aromas of long aging in the barrel WIFE: Decadent but not overdone, with cedar, licorice and tea leaves ME: *holding a cork against each side of my head* I'm Frankenwine
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I did two Back to the Future jokes that people didn't get... this country really is failing
I actually believe in aliens and ufos until the government confirmed it.
Sometimes I like to come back on here just to see who died.
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The world is so fucked up I come to twitter to see the good in people
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Oh, yes, thank you. Yes, I AM aware I have a lot of black shirts. For I have cats.
We don’t need another Fast & Furious movie. We’re ok.
You can feel the demonic energy can’t you I mean how was your weekend
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As soon as I see "spread on parchment paper" in a recipe I'm out.
People keep telling me to be more social so I cracked my bedroom window open.
I hate it when someone tells me to smile it’s like why don’t you fuck off
There’s something calming about knowing the refrigerator is stocked.
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Polls are open! Support your local strippers
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Billie Lee is so thirsty that she should start just drinking out of the pool #PumpRules
@sumayaawad Hmmm you people need to head on home and root out Hamas
Egypt refuses to accept Palestinian refugees. Jordan refuses to accept Palestinian refugees. Syria refuses to accept Palestinian refugees. Lebanon refuses to accept Palestinian refugees. Yemen refuses to accept Palestinian refugees. Iran refuses to accept Palestinian…
@mattZillaaaa @AFT3RSVN Exactly! The idea that she should feel ashamed for supporting self-determination for her people is outrageous!
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I did two Back to the Future jokes that people didn't get... this country really is failing
The world is so fucked up I come to twitter to see the good in people
@mattZillaaaa @Emilio2763 Enjoy the suspension, moron
Oh, yes, thank you. Yes, I AM aware I have a lot of black shirts. For I have cats.
@mattZillaaaa I think its time for an opposite style film with several senior citizens in it..."slow & simple"...
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@elonmusk @titterdaily Do independent media that does not shill for either side
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