Mel @mel_hat

one woman riot Joined April 2009

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☆ @LilNasX

2 years ago

being a good person has become so boring. i’ve decided to be mean, hot, and cool.

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Blake Anderson @UncleBlazer

2 years ago

Gas prices going up? Hmmm… last time I checked the love of Jesus Christ is STILL free and abundant. Rejoice!

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richlux713 @RichLux713

2 years ago

I knew it @kanyewest and @JeffreeStar lol 💓

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Mel @mel_hat

2 years ago

The @OnlyFans ID verification is far more modern and user friendly than the one for @CA_EDD and I think that is so American.🇺🇸

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2 years ago

God bless the potato.

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2 years ago

69 should have been called a double header.

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2 years ago

Chronically ill fuck you pay me is just cash for clunkers.

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chris melberger @chrismelberger

2 years ago

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Mel @mel_hat

3 years ago

Still getting chills from the @thegrandtour series opening.

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3 years ago

Today's mania brings us squash.

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🔞🐞🌸 Cady Bug 🌸🐞🔞 @cadybugarts

3 years ago

#DogBountyHunter is really out here like... #brianlaundrie

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out of context schitt’s creek @SchittsCreekOOC

3 years ago

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Ricky Gervais @rickygervais

3 years ago

Shame the poor tortured bull didn’t kill the dirty little sequinned cunt. Who watches this shit? How is it still allowed? Mental. #BanBullfighting x.com/manuelgran65/s…

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Mel @mel_hat

3 years ago

Actual horseshit. Molly isn’t very good at investigative journalism. @Refinery29

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3 years ago

I don’t have a dream job, because I don’t dream of labor, but I think my calling might be balloon art. Like arches and shit-not like a mf clown.

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Sam Dylan Finch @samdylanfinch

3 years ago

is it burnout? ADHD? the trauma of an ongoing pandemic? capitalism? climate crisis? just kidding it's all of these things and the only answer I've got for us is "go lay down"