Ryan @merican_ninjy
I mostly make memes. Tweet a cheesy pickup line & I'll RT it every time. IG: @nonsequitur1275 Louisiana Joined June 2009-
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me when my thirst traps flop
This is where I’m being held captive if u even care
Me on Instagram not looking at anyones posts. Just double tapping because there’s no shortage of likes for the ones I love
Me when someone expresses their disappointment in me saying the word retarded all willy nilly
This is me on top of the hill I was told not to die on by super unfunny people with no meme page
*Us bitching when we fill our tanks The Whitehouse:
Y’all in her DMs I’m in her Crocs with my feet hanging out the back helping get groceries out of the car
When you accidentally join the video chat between the teacher and the girl who has an A+ in his class
Dudes be like “Nobody cares about your Spotify Wrapped” and then post a pic of their fantasy football team
Karen from FB: iN hOnOR Of THe ClaSs oF 2o20 SHarE yOur SeNiOR pICtUrEs.... Class of 2020:
When you have 4 different festivals, 2 vacations and a cruise planned but they’ve all been canceled because of the corona virus
When you’re running low on meth and need a new truck #TigerKingNetflix
When you’ve prepped for years for the zombie apocalypse, but all you got is some lame virus that caused everyone to hoard toilet paper
The chick in front of me every time I go in a gas station
Trying to keep positive as I stare into the Target dressing room mirror wearing only my underwear
Tony P. @Tbone7219
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Ivsy @Ivsy01
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I LIKE CHIPS @aaronup
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C’est La Vie @Robert_Beau
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Stabbatha Christy @LoveNLunchmeat
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Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke
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Ivsy @Ivsy01
40K Followers 9K Following drinking slurpees in front of 7-eleven with @The_Getawaygirl My thoughts in a box. my tweets 🤦♀️ https://t.co/0g8VMFzt2k
Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP
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Pugnado 🐾🌪 @LuvPug
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Simon Holland @simoncholland
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Lady Lawya @Parkerlawyer
66K Followers 9K Following divorce lawyer | mom to a bazillion kids | https://t.co/0FDtG6xK4t | please send all dms to @funderlaw | https://t.co/t7dCbYmwgu
kanye’s bhole @bossy_bootz
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The Dad @thedad
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This is where I’m being held captive if u even care
Me on Instagram not looking at anyones posts. Just double tapping because there’s no shortage of likes for the ones I love
Me when someone expresses their disappointment in me saying the word retarded all willy nilly
This is me on top of the hill I was told not to die on by super unfunny people with no meme page
I dropped a pill and while I was on the floor looking for it, I found a different, better, pill. So, that was cool.
Morning people are so positive & lovely. I take that as a challenge.
I'd prefer if you ask me, but not axe me. The latter means I need to make sure your DNA is under my fingernails.
Do you ever think no one really likes you & they're just being nice so they can bully & prank you? If yes, you probably went to my high school.
Your #nofilter selfie looks like you're using my favorite filter. I wish I looked like my favorite filter.
I like annoying you, but I'll apologize like the Canadian I am.
The people most offended by the word cunt always seem to be the biggest cunts, though. Coincidence?
No one cares about those of us who are unattractive & over 35. It's fine. We're fine.
I don't know who needs to hear this but we don't give a fuck what your porn preferences are or care what that mouth do, weirdo.
I enjoy it when you take me seriously. Thank you for the entertainment. I can never repay you.
Im in complete denial that I’m allergic to alcohol. I had not even one full class of wine and my chest and neck broke out in hives. When will I quit?? Obviously not today
Sometimes I like how my hair looks naturally curly and sometimes I feel like the lead singer from nickelback Chad Kroeger...
Being altruistic is a great quality until you feel all the weight and pain of people’s problems as if they are your own
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