mibi1t🦇🔊 @mibi1t

try not to blow up. 🐻💥🔫🐮.y.at back in the arena Joined August 2021

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Kyle @godvfwine

18 hours ago

Huge day for people that like music that fucking sucks

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Analytic Valley Girl Chris @ChrisExpTheNews

a day ago

I love you, 2011 Lenovo ThinkPad

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mibi1t🦇🔊 @mibi1t

8 hours ago

folding in record time and going back for seconds.

AlphaFo𝕏 @Alphafox78

a day ago

folding in record time and going back for seconds.

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All jokes aside this is legit one of the best instances of self control I’ve ever seen and it’s from Speed of all people 💀 If that was me I would have been struggling for air the second that kid said “I need this”

ç @itsnotcecil

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Q. Anthony Ali @NobleQAli

16 hours ago

DEI?

philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_

19 hours ago

DEI?

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mibi1t🦇🔊 @mibi1t

a day ago

read through this list and this actually more of a collection of words you should know the meanings of as an adult. it certainly beats assuming you know what's actually being said to you whenever they inevitably arise in conversation, or worse yet, being stumped altogether.

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🇬🇧 IM 🇬🇧 @TellYourSonThis

2 days ago

A man shouldn't get married unless it's on his terms. And if that means losing a woman, then so be it. Lose her. Beginning something as serious as marriage off the back of an ultimatum and fear of loss is not sensible. If you can be manipulated into it, you shouldn't be in it.

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Rhonda Mary @iamrhondamary

2 days ago

The best thing about @elonmusk buying this app is their racism is on full display and out front for everyone to see. No more lying and gaslighting people about it, pretending it doesn’t exist, or ever went away.

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pepeXBT @pepeXBT

2 days ago

Buy land in secret. Build the house in secret. Then do the house warming party with publicity. Date in secret. Propose in private. Then marry in front of a crowd. Let your haters only see your reality, never your vision, or you will have division. In a game of chess, you don't…

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Lilly @lillybilly299

2 days ago

The reason men don't "get the ick" is because they never let go of their fantasy of u in favor of reality or your humanity ever even for a second

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anu @anuatluru

2 days ago

loyalty comes from investing in people before it was obvious you should

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roon @tszzl

2 days ago

around age 26-27 you realize that you’re not about to grow out of your weaknesses via frontal lobe development. they’re here to stay

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Phoebus @GreekPhoebus

3 days ago

We 've all heard of "short man syndrome" and "small dίck energy". How about "fat woman syndrome" and "small tίts energy".

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LindyMan @PaulSkallas

3 days ago

becoming a "I get it" guy - spending all day unemployed and broke? I get it - working your butt off for money? I get it - committing crimes? I get it - staying home all day and never going out? I get it

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pavlo @LaughterHaver

5 days ago

You really can’t make any slip ups as a parent. Human development is crazy like you can tell your kid “your art looks stupid” and 20 years later they have to dress like a German Shepard during sex

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mibi1t🦇🔊 @mibi1t

6 days ago

that's the most absurd close to a fight I've ever seen. sheesh rip gaethje #UFC300

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chase @funnysmartguy12

6 days ago

#facts

Proud Penny @PhatKatSista

3 weeks ago

#facts

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Peter Raleigh @PetreRaleigh

7 days ago

Very notable that while your classics like "lol" and "lmao" have hung around there's no longer any real use case for "brb" or "g2g". Where are you going to go. We're all here. Everywhere is here

Ethan @FireWalkWithM_E

a week ago

Very notable that while your classics like "lol" and "lmao" have hung around there's no longer any real use case for "brb" or "g2g". Where are you going to go. We're all here. Everywhere is here

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Smug Doomposting Publishing House @Smug_editing

6 days ago

So the key thing to watch in the coming hours is: 1) *EXACTLY* how Israel responds to these attacks. ...and, MORE IMPORTANTLY... 2) How much support, IF ANY, the Biden Admin is willing to give. Israel can't go ALL IN MIDDLE EAST WAR NOW w/o US backing. 19/x

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*Walter Bloomberg @DeItaone

6 days ago

IRAN LAUNCHES DRONE ATTACK AGAINST ISRAEL Iran initiated a significant aerial attack on Israel this Saturday afternoon, deploying dozens of drones and potentially missiles, as confirmed by both US and Israeli officials.