Mike Pfeil @mikeFAIL
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Tillie Backlund is an artist! This t-shirt graphic features a hand-drawn image that Tillie created of her Dad, #Flames Captain Mikael Backlund. Proceeds from sales will be donated to @KidsCancerCare. flamesport.com/products/flame…
THAT'S OUR CAPTAIN! #Flames | @LegacyHCYeg
Corey Perry’s entire back is covered by a tattoo of Michael Jackson dangling his kid off a balcony
expecting vegas put the following players on LTIR today ahead of trade deadline: jack eichel (tuberculosis) ivan barbashev (penis exploded) william karlsson (gets an eye twitch while shitting) all are expected to return for round one. they can't keep getting away with this
Do you ever feel like you’re not being heard? Change that tonight. The moment #AEWRevolution ends, Josh and Zubes are taking your calls on the show. Give us a ring, give us your thoughts as we go through the whole ppv. Be tired at work tomorrow, at least you’re getting paid
BEHOLD. 'THE ARMED: LIVE AT THE METRO' full-length concert film hits YouTube March 28. Enjoy 'BIG SHELL.' Tickets to our US March tour and European summer tour on sale now at thearmed.com We are the greatest rock n roll band on earth and we are going to destroy you.
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It’s important to meet individuals battling substance use disorder with compassion, support, and helpful resources as opposed to demanding punitive measures. Support the work the @JDanielsFund is doing to reduce the stigma jamiedanielsfoundation.org/stigma-reducti…
find it absolutely weird that we're letting these two dork chartmakers post about morals of drug use and @'ing NHL media like this is an opportunity to grow their twitter account
congratulations to Jarmo on leaving the Blue Jackets in such a great position anyway here's the opening to my novel
Accidentally hit a squirrel yesterday in my car. Feel so guilty I could barely sleep. Casey Anthony is a monster.
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I think the funniest outcome here would be if Allvin sent Zadorov back to Calgary
i think it's good to question the flames, but also i think it's absolutely wild that hockey canada has been completely silent. no resources for survivors. no donations to advocacy organizations. no regular updates on their commitment to sexual consent training. just silence.
well someone certainly needs to put out a statement as to why someone being charged with sexual assault was framed as a mental health issue, let alone at the very same time a player with an actual mental health issue was just making his return and being celebrated for it
Four NHLers – Carter Hart, Michael McLeod, Dillon Dube & Cal Foote – have been directed to surrender to London police to be charged with sexual assault in connection with an alleged incident that occurred during a 2018 Hockey Canada event. From @rwesthead:…
On a special night for Backs, a couple of very special guests were on hand to read the starting lineup 🥹
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You’re a sick individual if you enjoy the Lakers downfall
SEBASTIAN AHO LET'S FUCKING GO
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thinking about this
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OsCutter countered into the Busaiku Knee... JESUS CHRIST THIS MATCH.
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This moment from the new Steve Martin documentary where he’s remembering John Candy…damn man.
Shout out @Jpegolden
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“We just do the Lindy walk” to “one time for Elias Lindholm”. He’s been through it all🥲